A/N: ok, I listened to much to Wolf's Rain… Erm… I think I should look around a bit for talismans then I think the Akatsuki are slowly getting enough of me torturing them, but luckily I have Riako on my side to protect me…

I. The Scroll of Punishment

It was like every other day in Konoha, people were going after they usual business or hanging around with they friends. So all in all it was a peaceful, sunny day.

NANI!!!!

Except a rather loud scream erupting from the Hokage tower that is…

"JIRAIYA YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Tsunade yelled shocked, nearly scaring everyone half to death.

And to explain how loud that scream was, whole Konoha was at the moment covering in fear while in Suna was Gaara about to drink his usual tea when startled by a sudden and loud scream he accidentally threw the mug in shock up and the hot tea spilled out right on the head of his poor older brother. Meanwhile was Pein carefully placing the last part of his paperwork up at the gigantic tower of documents when thanks to the scream he crashed right in the tower, getting his whole office buried under papers, the same happened also by Orochimaru with the only little exception that he bit on his own tongue which the used to place the paper on the top of the tower.

You can imagine how happy everyone was because of they heart attacks and little accidents…

"Tsunade Hime calm down. And yes I can be serious, I have found the legendary Scroll of Punishment…" the white haired man said while grinning evilly.

"How…where…when…? I mean how in Kami's name did you find it?" she asked while looking fascinated at the large scroll on the ground.

"Well that is a secret and now…"

"I'm listening." She said as she sat down on the ground beside him."

"What would you think about that we allow us a little fun with our dear friend Orochimaru and the Akatsuki?" Jiraiya asked while grinning mischievously.

"Sounds like fun, I didn't plan anything for today."

"Then lets see what we could do." He said grinning as he opened the scroll and both begun to read through the jutsus which were mostly based on the punishment type; embarrassing.

"Oh, that one would be brilliant for Orochimaru and if we are already by that also by Sasuke for hurting the feelings of my adopted little brother/son and my student." Tsunade said as she leaned over her old team mate's shoulder who blushed at the contact.

"Which one?" he asked her after a while.

"This one over there." She said while pointing at the jutsu's name and description. Suddenly Jiraiya's eyes widened and he tried to not bust out laughing. "I told you this would be perfect."

"Tsunade, you are truly brilliant and if you look at it because we can decide how long the jutsu should last we could even make our dear snake buddy to keep his hands away from Sasuke." He said.

"Yep, now let's do it."

"Oh how I would love to…oh right I will go visit them later with a video camera and a photo machine."

"Those pictures will make brilliant posters for the first Konoha-Suna fashing festival." She said.

And so, both begun to prepare for the jutsu.

Some minutes later in Otogakure…

Orochimaru was calmly walking out of the shower, wearing only a towel around his waist. Long black hair stuck to his pale skin. Walking up to the mirror he wished the old glass clean and then…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly the bathroom door bust open revealing a worried looking Kabuto, Kimimaro and the Sound Five, ready to fight for the safety of they master. Suddenly all of them paled and Kimimaro and Kabuto looked about to faint any second.

Usually the sight of they naked master, only cladded in a towel would make anyone faint with a bleeding nose, but not when said master has at the moment yellow-pink striped skin and baby pink hair.

"O…Orachimaru-sa…sama wha…what…" Kabuto could only stammer as he held a shaking hand out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Everyone whirled around in shock only to se a rather shocked Sasuke who was in the exact same situation as they master.

"I…Is this contagious….?" Asked a scared Tayuya as she and the others clinged frightened to Kabuto.

"Erm…I really hope that not…" Kabuto said.

Back in Konoha…

"They will look priceless." Tsunade said.

"Oh then you will love what will happen after three hours are over." The man said grinning.

"What will happen? Tell me."

"They will get matching pink bunny ears and a cute little fluffy tail to." He said and both Sannin broke down laughing they head of.

After fourthy minutes of hysterical laughter by which poor Kotetsu and Izumo who passed the Hokage's office door thought that the two got insane or drunk, they settled down again to find a fitting punishment for Akatsuki which would stop them in their hunt after Naruto and the others like him for a while.

"This one looks interesting."

"You are right, let's get started with it…"

To be continued…

A/N: so how did you like he start? What jutsu did the two choose? What will happen with the Akatsuki?