More Than A Little Insane
Yup, I'm bored, so me and the bishis are taking a chance to make some magic! Problem is, we don't know how... so to Hogwarts we go!
Akira,
Shinrei, Hotaru, Yukimura and Sasuke were travelling through
Aokigahara, towards the spot where HK had 'asked' them to meet
her. Shinrei sighed.
"Just once, I wish she wouldn't feature
me in her crazy plans!" Yukimura smiled, as usual.
"It could
be worse." Shinrei sighed, unconvinced.
"How?" Yukimura
smiled 'innocently'.
"She at least asked us this time. She
could have just used-" Yukimura's voice was cut off when an
annoyingly familiar stealth bomber swooped low over the trees, and
swooped the boys up in a huge net. That also contained a tv,
Playstation, beds, a fridge full of food, and wireless connection to
the internet. Shinrei glared at Yukimura from the arm chair he had
been swept into.
"You were going to say the stealth bomber,
weren't you." Yukimura smiled from his bed. Hotaru looked around
at the inside of the net, which was considerably larger and more
plush than last time.
"At least she had it remade." The
stewardess walked down the center strand and smiled at them.
"Ah,
you must be our passengers. Welcome to the business section of the
flying net." Shinrei took one look at the stewardess, and hurried
over.
"Saisei! What are you doing here?!" Unfortunately, since
Saisei had been brainwashed to make her suitable for a stewardess on
a net dangling from the back of a stealth bomber flown by a teenage
maniac, she didn't recognise Shinrei. She pressed a button floating
on air, and a straight-jacket fell from the ceiling, trapped Shinrei,
and dragged him back to his seat, where about ten thousand belts,
ropes, and other implements tied Shinrei to his chair. Ignoring the
startled and freaked out gazes, Saisei calmly pointed at a light in
the air just above her head.
"The seatbelt sign is on, sir, so
please remain in your seat." Almost as an afterthought, a pair of
robot hands descended from a patch of netting, and tied Shinrei's
mouth shut with his hair, cutting off a tirade of swearing and
shouting. The rest of the gang immediately sat or lay on something,
determined not to offend their crazy stewardess and her magic
buttons, or their equally crazy teenage pilot.
Well? Should I continue this?
