Tournament of Weirdness

Part I: Choose your character

"Attention!" A man cried as he stood on a platform in the middle of the village. Everyone in the Leaf Village had gathered around as the man spoke, "I am known as Ramorichou Nodus. I wish to announce that the Double Ninja Tournament shall begin right here in this village!."

In that crowd a blond haired boy with blue eyes shined at the idea of a tournament. It was Naruto and he was daydreaming about the thought of winning it all as if it had just happened.

"I'll now announce the winner of the Double Ninja Tournament! " Man shouted into a microphone. He moved his hand to the stairs of the platform that Ramorichou is standing on right now as Ramorichou walked onto the stage, "Thank you!" Ramorichou said as he spoke into the microphone, "Now, the winner of the tournament is . . ." And a curtain rose to show an excited Naruto holding a prize in his arms, "Naruto Uzumaki!"

Naruto stared at the sky when Ramorichou gave his final words to the appeal of the tournament: "Speak to your village's leader for entry. Note that you must have a partner!"

Not hearing the last seven words that were said, Naruto sped off to where Tsunade was working at top speed. He slid past every obstacle and turn until he was stopped by a sound, "Hey Naruto!". Naruto turned around to see the three kids who took after his: Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon. Naruto was ticked. At the worst times they always have to show up

"What do you want?!" Naruto shouted, "Can't you see I'm in a hurry?"

"Sorry!" Konohamaru mumbled to himself, "Oh come on, can't you play with us?"

"No." Naruto said firmly but his hands were held back

"Please?" Moegi and Udon said simultaneously.

"No." Repeated Naruto but he still had two kids dragging behind him and one in front of him, "Okay, what'll I do to get you off of me?"

"Play with us, perhaps." Konohamaru said shadily

"Okay, we'll play Hide and Seek." Naruto gave a smirk, "I'll count first."

"Alright! Count to 50!" Konohamaru yelled and he and his friends ran away.

"Yeah right!" Naruto ran straight for Tsunade's office when he made it through the door

"Let me guess: You want to join the tournament?" Tsunade said without even looking, "As did almost every other ninja in the area."

Naruto was silent. She read him like a book

"Well, who's your partner?" She asked. Naruto began to grow a stupid look on his face

"P-Partner?" Naruto whispered

"You need a partner to join, you moron." Tsunade yelled

"Granny . . . who's there that's left to partner up with?" Naruto asked

"Let's see . . ." Tsunade looked through a paper, "There's still Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee, and Hinata Hyuuga. Find one of them and bring them here."

"Yeah!" And Nauto sped off. He began to think as he walked

Let's see . . . I could take Sakura with me. She's pretty but she doesn't get into a confrontation that much in the first place. Rock Lee's powerful, but he gets extremely nuts. And Hinata can be serious but acts a little . . . funny when I'm around. Descisions, descisions . . .

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Author's note: Hope you enjoyed the chapter. How the next chapter will work is that I will wait for an email. After a few days or so I'll continue the comic from there. In the email say "Sakura" "Lee" or "Hinata" at the bottom and I'll tally up the results and continue the fic from there