I'm Sorry, Optimus.
It had been many months since Optimus had last seen Megatron and that was good and bad. On one hand it meant that the Earth was not being threatened, but it made Optimus a little sad and angry about their last encounter. Secretely Optimus missed Megatron and wanted to feel his hard metal again.
It seemed that just as Optimus thought this, there was a huge rumbling in the sky and suddenly Megatron flew down. He swooped at Optimus, but Optimus was ready like he wasn't last time. He punched Megatron and knocked him back into a tree and the tree flew into pieces when Megatron hit it, and Megatron groaned loudly because it hurt and he couldn't get up.
"Damn you Optimus", Megatron said. Megatron stood up and fired some missiles at Optimus and Optimus had to fly up off the ground to dodge them. Megatron growled and he ran after Optimus. Optimus had the upper hand and he knocked Megatron to the ground and Megatron yelled loudly at Optimus, "Optimus, you fiend!"
"I will destroy you, Megatron". Optimus began to charge up his missles to fire at Megatron because he hated Megatron for what Megatron did. Megatron held up his arms and began to scream at Optimus.
"Optimus, no! No, do not shoot me with your missiles Optimus". He put down his arms to show Optimus that he did not want to die or fight Optimus.
"Not this time, Megatron". Optimus started to shoot Megatron, but then he thought about how bad he would feel if he actually killed Megatron and wanted to see if he could break through to Megatron because something inside him told him that he might still love Megatron.
"Please, Optimus. Do not shoot me. I am sorry I hurt you last time". Megatron looked like he was sorry because he frowned and looked away from Optimus. Optimus felt touched and reached a hand out to touch Megatron's face because he thought that would be a good thing to do to show Megatron that he still cared.
Megatron put his hand on Optimus' hand and pulled him down to kiss him. Optimus liked this and kissed Megatron again. Megatron kissed him a third time and then he pushed Optimus back and made him roll over. Megatron slapped Optimus' metal butt and Optimus yelped because he didn't not expect it, but he liked it a lot.
"I really love you Megatron", Optimus said. He felt Megatron push his hard piston against his metal butt. Optimus moaned and Megatron pushed his piston into Optimus' tail pipe and started to go back and forth. It made Optimus feel really good and Optimus moaned really loud.
"You like this, Optimus", Megatron commanded Optimus to agree that he liked it. Optimus just moaned some more and Megatron kept going back and forth with his piston in Optimus' metal butt.
Then Optimus could not take it and he sprayed hot oil onto the ground because he was bent over in front of Megatron. Megatron also couldn't hold on and he sprayed his hot oil into Optimus' metal butt. He breathed hard and so did Optimus. Optimus stood with a smile on his face and turned to Megatron for a kiss, but he did not expect what Megatron had in store for him.
Megatron raised his arm and punched Optimus in the face with all of his might, and then he laughed really hard. He flew up into the sky, but stopped and turned to say something to Optimus. "I was only kidding Optimus. I don't love you and I will destroy you and Earth, Optimus". Then Megatron flew away and he laughed as he did.
Optimus raised his metal fist in the air and shouted, "MEGATRON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
THE END.