The Pretend Game

Pairing: One-sided SasuSaku and One-sided SasuNaru

Rating: M for implied sex

Warnings: Some Sakura Bashing, the word 'pretend' used a lot, and some OOCness

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. He belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

A/N: This is what happens when a friend sends a SasuSaku pic to a yaoi fangirl. They have nightmares, and create scary fanfics.

Note: Sasuke's POV

It looks like I'll have to play that game again. I haven't played it in a long time. The last time I played it was when I was young after the clan was killed.

The pretend game.

Before the clan was killed, I would play with my brother pretending I was a ninja. I'd play every day, and tried to be as good as my brother. It was a fun and joyous time.

After the clan was killed, I'd play it by myself. I would pretend that I was at home with my loving family. No one was dead, and we were all happy. That was how I was able to cope with the loss. I'd play pretend.

It seemed like a long time ago, but as I grew older I faced reality, and stopped pretending. Let's just say that a little blond helped me.

Now I have to play the game again, but with new rules. It seems easy. I pretend I'm dating Naruto and not Sakura. Simple right? Wrong.

She's so annoying. She's always showing me off to her friends like some trophy. If only she was more like him. You're probably wondering why I'm dating her and not the real Naruto. Well there are two reasons.

First, I need to revive the clan.

Second, Naruto isn't gay.

I could just as easily forget the first problem, but the second one hurts. Naruto is now single, but he used to be dating Hinata. That is until he found her cheating on him with Kiba. That fucking whore. On that day he cried on my shoulder as I comforted him. He thought no one would ever love him. First Sakura rejected him, and then Hinata, the girl everyone was sure was madly in love with Naruto but wasn't, cheated on him.

He was wrong though. I loved him. I wanted to kill that bitch for making Naruto cry. But I didn't. I had to go on a mission. By the time I got back, Naruto had gotten over it.

Back to the thing with Sakura, did I mention that I hate her? I hate her so much. Every time she yelled out my name I wanted to chop my ears off. And why the hell does she have PINK hair?! I'm only dating her because all the good women are taken. God I hate that bitch.

She sucks at kissing. I'm pretty much in charge. I pretend that it's Naruto I'm kissing. I pretend that it's Naruto's ass that I'm grabbing. Man, Naruto has one fine looking ass.

She doesn't even know how to have sex right. I pretend I'm having sex with Naruto. The hard part is that since in reality I'm having sex with a woman instead of a man, it gets complicated.

It isn't the breasts that make it hard. She's a flat chest. The problem is that she's missing a penis. Oh how I want to grab Naruto's hard penis, and give it the best blow job he'll ever experience. A man can dream can't he?

Does she know about my game? Not at all. When we finish with sex, she whispers 'I love you' to me. I pretend Naruto said that and whisper 'I love you too.'

The bitch's parents found out we were having sex. Oh shit. They demanded that we get married. Sakura looked at me for an answer. I pretend it was Naruto and nodded yes.

Shortly afterwards, Naruto came to see me. He wanted to know if it was true about the marriage. I said yes. Naruto smiled and congratulated me, and asked if he could be the best man. God he looked beautiful when he smiled. I couldn't say no to an angel.

I quickly awoke from my nightmare. I was covered in sweat because of the dream. Normally my nightmares were full of memories from the death of my clan. This time it was different. It was something I never dreamt about before.

In my dream, I saw Naruto. He had wings on his back like an angel. But there was blood splattered all over his body. His blue eyes looked as if they were empty with no emotion showing. It was beautiful yet sickening. The blood covered angel approached me with bloody tears, and said

"Why? Why did you kill me Sasuke? Why?"

I may never sleep again.

Eventually the time for the wedding came. Before the wedding started Naruto came, and wished for me to have a happy marriage with Sakura. I will never be happy. I wish that I could forget about Sakura, and be with him. Damn that bitch and her parents.

I'm stuck in a permanent game of pretend.

As Sakura walked down the aisle in her pink wedding dress (no surprise), I once again pretend. I pretend that it's Naruto in a blue wedding dress. Yeah like that's actually going to happen. Naruto wouldn't be caught dead wearing a dress. I guess I can dream, or simply play pretend.

I wonder… did I make the right choice? Obviously no. Will my angel forgive me? Chances are no. What did that dream mean? Was it a sign? Oh god… please don't tell me Naruto might die because of me.

No. That's not true at all. Naruto and I are getting married. We're going to live happily ever after. Yeah that's right. Yeah…

I love playing pretend.

The end... or is it?

A/N: People please don't kill me! Blame my nightmare for giving me this idea! I honestly dislike SasuSaku. Please find it in your heart to not kill me. -Runs away-