A/n: does dance I ACTUALLY WROTE SOMETHING! WHOOT!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto for the LOVE OF GOD! dies

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Kakashi scoffed when he heard about how "Important" Umino Iruka was to the Hokage and Konoha. What the hell? He was a chuunin for god's sake! A school teacher! What was there to be valued?

As it was, the jounin and the teacher already had little to no contact. Except for the odd time that Kakashi actually turned in a mission report. When those ever so rare times came up, the darker man was of course there, collecting mission reports.

Kakashi started to observe the man from a safe distance. No, not spy, observe…Really, he wasn't spying on him! …Alright, fine! If it makes you happy, yes, he was spying on Iruka…But just a bit, though!

Later on, after Kakashi has guessed he knew everything there is to know about Umino Iruka.

He was an obsessive compulsive twenty-five-year-old man. He was a chuunin. He was a school teacher. He was kind and patient, and good with kids. He was the one to accept Naruto, and teach him as best he could. He managed to gain some trust from the ever-so stoic Uchiha Sasuke. He was the one Naruto looked up to, ran to, and leaned on. He had a straight, set routine, which he never lost track of. He was always polite and never late.

So, after knowing all that. He figured he knew absolutely everything there was to know about the chuunin teacher. He's an asshole like that.

But, at that time, Kakashi had no idea of how wrong he was. Oh, how very wrong he was.


Well...there we go...Err...