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The LOTR drinking game!
LOTR style!
Gimli was having a particularly hard time stomaching the fact that hobbits could out drink him, not to mention the fact Legolas wouldn't touch alcohol. Even though the Dark Lord Sauron was defeated and everything seemed back to normal, he didn't feel back to normal. He wanted to out drink everyone in the party, especially the hobbits. He sent out letters to each member of the fellowship, each one the same as the other.
He invited them over to his great cavern for a game and a party to celebrate...the end of the Dark Lord. He said that since everyone else had held a party, it was his turn. Legolas was the first to respond, saying that he just couldn't let it rest, the fact that hobbits had outranked him in everything that had to do with drinking, and Gimli said he had a way to out drink everyone in Middle Earth, he said no one could beat him at a drinking game. Legolas said he'd come to the party but he wouldn't get involved in the game Gimli was planning for. He wasn't about to drag himself down to such a level of drunkenness, and besides, Legolas had no need to touch alcohol, he never had before.
Gimli said that was fine, still basically just wanting to get his revenge on Marry and Pippin for out drinking him in Minas Tirath! Well, the replies came in and everyone said they'd want to see what kind of game Gimli could be thinking about for them to play. Gimli smiled to himself, his plan had to work, and it just had to!
TBC
A/N: Yeah, stupid, but I got inspired to write something stupid during the third LOTR movie, so I wrote it. Tell me if you want me to continue this madness, if not, I'll stop, I think, unless the madness must go on. Tell me what you think! And if you truly feel the need to flame me and/or my work, just insult this piece... (Keeping it rated G-PG of course) and don't insult all the rest of my works unless you plan on reading ALL OF THEM!
The LOTR drinking game!
LOTR style!
Gimli was having a particularly hard time stomaching the fact that hobbits could out drink him, not to mention the fact Legolas wouldn't touch alcohol. Even though the Dark Lord Sauron was defeated and everything seemed back to normal, he didn't feel back to normal. He wanted to out drink everyone in the party, especially the hobbits. He sent out letters to each member of the fellowship, each one the same as the other.
He invited them over to his great cavern for a game and a party to celebrate...the end of the Dark Lord. He said that since everyone else had held a party, it was his turn. Legolas was the first to respond, saying that he just couldn't let it rest, the fact that hobbits had outranked him in everything that had to do with drinking, and Gimli said he had a way to out drink everyone in Middle Earth, he said no one could beat him at a drinking game. Legolas said he'd come to the party but he wouldn't get involved in the game Gimli was planning for. He wasn't about to drag himself down to such a level of drunkenness, and besides, Legolas had no need to touch alcohol, he never had before.
Gimli said that was fine, still basically just wanting to get his revenge on Marry and Pippin for out drinking him in Minas Tirath! Well, the replies came in and everyone said they'd want to see what kind of game Gimli could be thinking about for them to play. Gimli smiled to himself, his plan had to work, and it just had to!
TBC
A/N: Yeah, stupid, but I got inspired to write something stupid during the third LOTR movie, so I wrote it. Tell me if you want me to continue this madness, if not, I'll stop, I think, unless the madness must go on. Tell me what you think! And if you truly feel the need to flame me and/or my work, just insult this piece... (Keeping it rated G-PG of course) and don't insult all the rest of my works unless you plan on reading ALL OF THEM!