Chapter.1 A new (sad & also pathetic) beginning
Sally Acorn looked out the car window,she felt almost depressed from seeing ass the green moldy stuff out there. She had always enjoyed living with her mom in California. But now she had decided to move in with her dad,Max. She just couldn't take it anymore. I mean ever since her mom started screwing her new boyfriend Bob,she couldn't sleep,eat or have any friends over,because the only thing she would hear where the strange noises coming from their room. But even though she didn't like Bob,she still felt bad as the airport while she was saying good-bye to her mother
*Flashback*
"No Sally don't go!" Her mother Alicia had yelled.
"It's ok mom,I know that you'll miss me but-"
"Forget that!" Her mother interrupted "Whose gonna pay the bills once you're gone!"
Sally sighed. Her mom will just never change.
"Anyways,I left hummus in the freezer. It should last about two months."
"Mmm,hummus." Her mother smiled.
Just then they announced Sally's plane was leaving.
"Well bye mom I'll call you." She said.
"Ok bye honey. I'm gonna miss you,now I'm actually gonna have to do housework." Her mom whined.
And with that said,Sally climbed on the plane.
*End flashback*
And now she was in the car with her dad trying to make small talk.
"You've grown up ever since I last saw you,now you can actually use the restroom on your own and man am I glad."
"Dad." She said in a whiny voice. She couldn't believe her dad was telling her this.
"Sorry. Just trying to make a joke,but I do have some rules. Rule number one,No sex,now if you do it for money that's a different story,but even then you have to share half with me. Rule number two ,Mmm I don't have rule number two,so that means there is only one rule."
Finally they got to Max's house. She climbed out and grabbed her bag.
"Your room is upstairs. First door on the left." He said taking some of her suitcases.
"Thanks dad." She replied.
"No problem." He said. "Also nothing changed. Your room is exactly the way you left it."
She opened the door and found...a pink nursery.
"What the hell?" She said.
"I know,isn't it beautiful? Although you might have to do without the crib,after all you're not my little girl anymore."
Just then a red truck pulled over.
"Whose that?"
"Oh you don't remember them? Oh well it doesn't matter. Come on though so you can see your new set of wheels." He said with a grin of satisfaction showing on his face.
'Oh my God' She thought excitedly 'He got me a car!'
She looked out the window Max was already outside talking to Black Doom and Shadow. She ran outside,opened the door and...the smile quickly left her face.
"So Sally,you like it? You can take it to school." Max said cheerfully.
"Dad I'm not taking this to school."
"Why not?" He replied confused.
"It's got a nice paint job,strong tires,leather seat-"
"Dad it's a bicycle." She interrupted. He held his arms out,obviously going for a hug.
"Your welcome." He said smileing.
"No thanks."She replied avoiding his arms and walking over to Shadow.
"Hey I'm Sally." She said.
"I'm Shadow." He replied,leaning on the car,listening to his iPod.
"So..." She said looking for small conversation."So do you go to my school?"
"No." He replied not looking at her.
"I used to,but I got kicked out." He said dully.
"For what?"
"Umm fighting,talking back,and murdering attempt against a teacher." He smiled at the thought.
"That sucker didn't even see it coming."
"Ok,so-"
"Shadow!" Black Doom yelled. "Lets go."
He turned off his iPod and murmured a quick
"Bye." before getting in the car and driving away,running over a dog.
At first she thought it was an accident until be backed up again,and she heard Black Doom laugh and yell
"Ha,Ha,Ha! That's my son!"
The next morning,she woke up early and got ready for school. She walked over to her bike when she noticed that Max's car was still parked in the driveway. She smiled,put her bike back and walked towards the car. She was planning on hot wiring it but she didn't have to,that idiot left his keys stuck to the ignition.
By lunchtime,she had made four friends. A cat named Jessica,a lemur named Michael,a lizard named Gieico (A/N:Yes,he's the insurance dude from commercials.) and a bookworm named Erica,no seriously she was an actual worm. So anyways Sally was quietly eating her lunch listening to Gieico blab about some kind of insurance whenever she saw...them,right beside a group of pale skin,beautiful people. She couldn't believe it,they were Mario and Luigi!
Wait,she took a closer look at them,they weren't Mario and Luigi,they were just short people with really weird hats. So instead she focused her attention to the group of pale skin people. There was a red echidna,with his arm around a white bat,a two-tailed fox and a plant girl,but Sally wasn't paying attention to them. All of her attention was focused on the blue hedgehog sitting with them. She tapped Jessica in the arm to garb her attention and then in a hushed whisper,she asked
"Who are they?"
She looked in the direction she was pointing and said
"Umm,Mariano and Luis,total Mario wannabes-"
"No,not them." Sally interrupted. "The hotties with the constipated face." She said.
"Oh." Jessica said with an understanding look on her face.
"Those are the Hullens."
Sally looked back at the hedgehog to see he was starring at her with an expression of horror on his face. She wondered why,so she looked behind her and saw a pink hedgehog waving at him ferociously
"Sonikku!" The girl called.
'Poor guy.' Sally thought.
She looked back at him and saw him running out the door with the pink girl trailing behind him with a hammer in her hands.
Sally walked into her next class Biology. Ugh! She hated the class. She could just picture all the boring days she would spend in that classroom,the agonizing pain as the minutes go by slo-
'Well hello!' She noticed that the blue hedgehog,Sonic,that's what Jessica said his name was,was sitting alone at the lab table.
There were two chairs left,one with Sonic,and one in an abandon table. She kicked the chair in the abandoned table really hard and it broke,she kicked it one more time just to make sure.
'*sigh* Looks like there's no other option but to sit next to the blue haired hottie.'
But she was doing it for education
'Cuz I'm all about the learning.' She thought.
Sally walked over to the table passing in front of a fan in the process. The air from the fan traveled to where Sonic was sitting. He had his hands covering his nose in a flash,like if he had smelled something terrible. Pretty soon not only was he covering his nose,but he was gagging.
'Well how rude!' She thought. 'I actually showered this morning.'
She turned her attention to him,not moving away from the fan. Now he was pounding his chest with his fists,making gagging noises. She sat down next to him,he had his hand up in the air as if reaching for something (in the whole "I see the light!" process) and he was wheezing. He sounded like a person having an asthma attack.
"Hi,I'm Sally." She said cheerfully.
Sonic turned to look at her with big red,irritating ,watery eyes. He kept wheezing all this time. Just then,the teacher walked in,he was a fat weasel named Mr. Ridley.
"Hello class." He said cheerily. "I am your Biology teacher Mr. Ridley."
He turned to look at the person making the wheezing sound.
"Mr. Hullen."He said "Do you need to go see the nurse?" He asked.
"No sir." Sonic replied through gritted teeth.
"Ok then let's begin."
Sally soon found out, Mr. Ridley was a science nerd. He liked to make really stupid science jokes no one would understand,and then go into hyena mode and crack up. They all watched as he laughed,snorted,slapped his leg,and banged his head against his desk. After the 92th periodic table joke,the bell finally rang.
"Your dismissed." He said wiping tears away.
And as she gathered her books,Sally saw a big blue blur leave the room immediately. Sally looked at her schedule and saw that she had gym next. Ugh she hated gym even more than biology for one simple reason...she was a klutz. Suddenly she knew exactly what to do! She walked to the office and was surprised to see Sonic there. The secretary told him
"I'm sorry,Mr. Hullen. But you can't change Biology classes." She announced.
"Come on,please." He begged. "Look I'm begging you. That Mr. Ridley guy is a frea-" He never finished his sentence because just then he saw Sally walk in.
"Never mind." He told the secretary and walked away.
The secretary turned to look at her.
"Yes,sweetie. Do you need something?" She asked sweetly.
"Yes." Sally said pulling out her schedule "I have gym next,problem is I have a strange and serious condition,so umm I'm gonna be paralyzed for the next hour." Sally said,she knew it wouldn't work but it was worth a shot
"Ok sweetie. In that case,why don't you just go sit in your car."
Sally stared at her before smiling and sweetly saying
"K!" Skipping to her car.