At Dalton, That's called normal
Rawr.
Disclaimer: I don't own the warblers. :(
Wes barged into the room, "Ok! Who put a llama in my dorm?" He crossed his arms and raised his eyebrow.
"Wes! We are in the middle of an important conversation!" Thad exclaimed, getsuring to Nick, Trent and Thad.
"Oh. Sorry." Wes shrugged and walked out of the room.
"So i say," Trent paused for affection, "No YOU dress in that gorilla suit and hop all the way to Mexico!" He fell to the floor laughing historically while Nick, David and Thad sat there with blank faces.
"PUT DOSE LIME IN DA COCANUTS!" Ethan rolled on the ground into the choir room.
"Blaine! Stop trying to make bowties happen! They are not going to happen!" Evan yelled flicking Blaine's collar where his large green bowtie rested. Blaine's lower lip trembled and he dropped on his knees and cried hopelessly.
He got up and jumped out the window.
"AHHH!" Reed jumped into the room holding his bottom. "I SAT ON THE STOVE!"
Kurt walked in with a bottle of lotion in his hands. "Reed! Put this on your butt and it will stop the stinging!"
"Really?" Reed stopped screaming and smiled at Kurt.
"Yes, but it will cause your butt to be numb for a bit."
"But how am i supposed to sit down during my soap Opera?" Reed pushed Kurt out of the way and ran down the halls, hand still resting on his bum.
Jeff walked into the room wearing something quite...unusual.
"Jeff, what are you wearing?" David scrunched his eyebrows in confusion.
"This my dear sir, is a duck costume." Jeff posed.
"DAYUUUMMMMMM!" Nick stood, applauding his best friend.
"Africa!" David said.
Rory skipped into the room holding a cardboard box. He dropped it on the floor uncaringly and sat down inside it giggling.
"Hey! Dat's MY BOX!" Ethan complained.
"No. Mine." Rory pouted and clenched onto the box.
Ethan rolled his eyes and marched over to the immature boy. He knocked over Rory and the box upside down.
"AHH WE ARE BEING ATTACKED!" Rory screamed under the box.
"Stand up." David ordered Thad.
"ok..." Thad got up suspiciously.
"I just want a hug."
Thad smiled and wrapped his arms around David.
David snickered and pulled on Thad's underwear.
"WEDGY!" Jeff said amusingly.
Thad shrieked like a little girl then turned around to admire his underwear. "Oh hey...it's yellow. OH! IT'S YELLOW LIKE SPONGEBOB! HEY GUESS! i HAVE SPONGEBOB UNDERWEAR! No...I want patrick underwear. BRB GUYS IM GOING TO MY GRANDMA'S TO STEAL HER PINK PANTIES!" He pulled down his pants, underwear still uncomfortably high. He walked out of the room, nearly falling on his face a few times.
Blaine rushed into the room, panting. "Guys! I was just outside and this big mama squirrel attacked me! Ya! A BIG HONKIN MAMA SQUIRREL! She bit me in the bum so i threw a piece of cheese at her and ran!"
Nick stood there, mouth open in disbelief.
"D-did you eat the cheese?"
"Ermm...No." Blaine said awkwardly.
"IM COMING BABY!" Nick threw himself out the window.
"ROCK BANNDDDD!" Trent screamed at the top of his lungs.
Trent and Jeff headed out of the room, quickly hauling in the PS3, a drumset, two guitars and a microphone.
After all of the equipment got set up, some of the Warblers claimed the instruments.
"DRUMS!" Thad called.
"SINGERRR!" Nick called climbing in from the window, cheese in hand.
"DAT BLACK GUITAR RIGHT DERE!" Rory called.
"BASS!" David called.
"DID SOMEONE SAY ROCKBAND?" Wes slipped into the room, surprise on his face.
"Yes Wes, but everything is already taken." Blaine said unfortunately.
"WE NEED TO DO EYE OF THE TIGER!" Thad bounced up and down in his seat with his drums infront of him.
"OH-EMM-GEE! YUS!" Nick said, "Since i am the best, i am going on expert."
Rory rolled his eyes, "I am an expert on the real guitar, so this hunk of plastic wouldn't be hard to play. I'm going on expert." He adjusted the guitar over his chest.
"Screw that! I'm taking this the easy way! I'm going on easy." David explained, pulling the guitar strap over his head.
"Drums are flipping hardcore so i'm going on hard. Not too easy, but still challenging." Thad said.
They played poorly.
"IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHTTTT!" Nick sang swooning to the music, his mouth full of cheese.
Rory grunted as he failed miserably during the beginning of the chorus.
David wasn't doing so good either. He was a bit confused about the whole pressing buttons and strumming at the same time. You could tell that he wasn't that experienced with guitars.
Thad was the one saving everyone's butts. But after everyone wasted their last chances on being saved, they had failed the song at 34%.
"YA BABY!" David fist pumped in the air.
"OOOH! MY TURN!" Jeff squealed jumping up and down like a little kid was about to recieve an ice-cream cone. He whipped the microphone out of Nick's hands. Nick tried to snatch the mic back but Jeff side bumped him causing Nick to fly down to the floor.
"But just so you know, I am not being this dude that looks like a hoochie Mama." Jeff complained. "His name doesn't help either. I mean...Sarch Vollemure? WHO DA HELL made up that character?"
Trent lifted a hand meekly.
"Trent...?" Jeff tilted his head in confusion. "You know...this really doesn't help with the whole rumor of you being gay right?"
Trent sighed and hung his head in shame.
"But on the upside...those jeans on him...DAYUMM!" Jeff said.
Everyone looked at Jeff disgusted.
"Jeff...is there something you'd like to tell us?" Kurt asked crossing his arms.
"That did not come out the way I wanted it to..." Jeff panicked.
"Did you mean,n you did not come out the way you wanted to?" David smirked.
Jeff grabbed a drumstick out of Thad's hand and whipped it at David.
David gasped and ducked.
"Dammit." Jeff grunted.
"Pass me the drumstick. Pweasseee!" Thad said making an attempt to grab the drumstick but failing.
David grabbed the drumstick and passed it to Thad nicely.
"Thank you Davey!" Thad beamed.
"I am going to make myself...this guy! And his name is going to be...The Banana King." Jeff said.
"GEN-IUS!" Nick encouraged.
"I know...it's gold." Jeff nodded.
As Jeff finished making his character, they searched down the list for a song to play.
"My song right There!" Jeff highfived David who had chosen Livin on a Prayer.
"LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!" Rory yelled.
"TAKE MY HAND, WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR! OHHH LIVIN'-"
Mid song, Wes shrieked and ran into the room.
David paused the game and everyone shot their heads towards the gavel obsessed boy.
"THERE'S A BANANA IN MY PANTS." Wes said terrified.
"We all have banana's in our pants Wes." Rory sighed, looking annoyed that Wes had interupted their game.
"No! I MEAN LOOK!" Wes dug into his pants and pulled out something circular.
"Wes...That's a potato..." Blaine pointed out.
Wes threw the potato at Blaine and smacked him straight in the face.
Wes screamed, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER." And with that, he ran out of the room, crying dumbly.
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