"JAYY!" Dahvie squealed
"DAHVIE!" Jayy replied with laughter in his eyes
"Get off of me! I'm not ready to be smookshed to death!" Dahvie complained
"Are you saying I'm fat?" Jayy said acting hurt
"Your words, not mine... YOWIEEEEEEE!" Dahvie screamed like a girl as Jayy rolled over him continuously
"WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM!?" Sally yelled at the two who were on the floor in front of the TV
"We have a room... and we're in it!" Jayy said matter-of-factly only to have Sally throw the remote at him "OW! That didn't hurt at all!" he said laughing
"Oh forget you!" Sally said sounding exasperated as she trudged away
"Now where were we?" Jayy purred only to realize that Dahvie had somehow managed to free himself
"WEEEEEEEE!" Dahvie squealed as he tackled Jayy and began to tickle him relentlessly
"NO. DAHVIE. PLEASE! DON'T! STOP!" Jayy gasped between laughing fits
"And I shant!" Dahvie exclaimed triumphantly
"Oh I love you Dahv." Jayy sighed as he lay there in defeat
"I love you too Jayy." Dahvie sighed as well as he thought about how he brought down Jayy, his mighty beast.