Hot Pockets

There was silence in our house. I never did like silence. That's why I tend to scream. When I scream there is no silence.

Moving on……

No-name-Mucha-kun, Emi, Sakura, and `Chiyo were out seeing some fantabulious movie I was forbidden to see because I'm not mature enough. That's bull. I'm older than all of them. Maturity comes with age. Emi says otherwise.

Taking a U-turn and going back to the plot.

There was silence in our house. I never did like silence. That's why-wait; I think I already said that. Where am I? Dear gracious! Who are you? Oh, my reader? That's acceptable, I guess. Just don't stalk me.

Well, since it's been established that silence and I have gotten a divorce, I obviously did something about this so called 'quiet'. (Emi says I should give her more of it. Why, don't ask me. Are you my friend? What's with that look? Oh you want me to go back to the story. Only if you agree to be my friend! You do. Emi says that in order to get me to shut up. She said so.)

Being the utterly sensible person that I am, I came up with an idea to entertain me. And all I had to do is look into the freezer. And low and behold, God's gift to me: HOT POCKETS. I was so ecstatic to see them I knew I must eat one. But you must microwave it first. ALWAYS. I learned from personal experience. And no, I am not teething. I know you didn't ask me that, but Emi did, and whatever she asks me, others tend to do too.

I prepared my Hot Pocket, and put in the microwave. This Hot Pocket was a chicken fajita one. UMMMMM! And I know that fajitas taste good with soy sauce, so I put my Hot Pocket in a bowl of soy sauce. I'm soooo smart. Not really.

The microwave exploded.

Emi has forbidden me from making Mac n Cheese and Hot Pockets. I burn noodles too.

Where am I?

Swimming

For everything I forbidden to do, Emi has been given proof I am unable to do that. I'm not allowed to drink either. But the law told me that, and Emi has enforced it.

I think I just found a cockroach. I should freeze and give it to Sakura for a birthday present. She'd like that. I just know it!

Turkeys. Turkeys drown sometimes when it rains. They don't know that looking up and breathing with slowly fill their lungs with water. Ah, silly turkeys. I wonder if turkeys can swim.

I should ask my sisters for a turkey.

-A few days later-

Well, we're going to have a nice turkey dinner.