Chapter 1-He does not like her
A/N Hi everyone! Animalia here! With my very first story! WHOO-HOO! Anyway it had to be a young justice story of course . Soooooo this story is going to be a chap fic! A couple of warnings I have to give though.
Warnings: Extreme fluffiness, mushiness, cheesiness, and in coming chapters less humor and more angst! *gasp* Oh yeah and this is a spitfire fic so if you don't like Wall/Art then I don't recommend reading this.
Rest assured that if you hate any of the things I put in the warning not all my fics will have them. Promise.
Anyway on with the show!
Disclaimer: Sadly, Cartoon Network does not want give the show to someone who would air it regularly and stop putting it on hiatus!
Wally West does not like Artemis Crock. (No question about it.)
He does not have to pretend that Artemis isn't in the same room as him to save his sanity, (cause remember he does not like Artemis in the first place.)
He most definitely does not get clammy hands when she asks him a direct question, (Pffffft Why would he? He doesn't like her remember?)
He does not feel his cheeks go red when she stares at him longer than two seconds, (Who does that anyway? And it's not like he actually enjoys her staring at him, no of course not, he just thinks it's creepy to stare at someone that long.)
He does not, get this, doesnotfeel sick to his stomach when she's hurt and bleeding and crying and sobbing, and he does not feel a fiery burn when Conner, or Kaldur, or Robin have to help her up when he doesn't. Of course, he does not feel the same fire when they hug her. (Please ignore the emphasis on they. Of course it does not mean that Wally would rather be the one to help Artemis up. If this confuses you please go back up and read the first line.)
He does not favor ninja movies more so than others because she mentioned in passing that they were her favorite. (There does not need to be an explanation on why he doesn't like Artemis after every sentence you know.)
He most certainly does not try to be the one standing next to her when Batman is briefing them about the mission. No, he does not think it's worth the knowing glares he gets from the Dark Night or the lectures he gets alone about "putting aside distracting emotions" after the briefing. This is hypothetical of course, why would Batman have "knowing glares" or lecture him about hormones when it's quite obvious to anyone with an IQ higher than 2 that he does not, repeat, does not likeArtemis Crock. (Since everyone wants an explanation after every sentence, look at the top of the page for your explanation.)
He does not always crack jokes around her because he hopes someday, he can make her laugh, even just once. (No you don't need to know the real reason why….because!...NO IT"S NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T THINK OF A DECENT EXCUSE AND YOU JUST HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD! HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO TELLYOU? HE DOES NOT LIKE ARTEMIS!)
(Pause)
(Okay, *sigh* next question.)
No, he does not feel anger bubble harshly in his gut when some jerk gets in a lucky punch and manages to knock her down. And no, before you ask, he does not block out everything else and go charging toward the guy who knocked her down yelling obscenities and getting so angry that Superboy would be proud of him. (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T GONNA SAY ANYTHING! YOU ROTTEN LITTLE PIECE OF-ugh…*sigh*…Never mind; jus-just go on to the next question.)
No, he does not wish Artemis would tell him all her secrets. No, he does not wish Robin would back off a little and quit talking to Artemis like they know each other outside of hero duty. (What! She told you her secrets! And you told her your identity! NO HE DOES NOT SOUND JEALOUS!...SHUT UP!)
No it does not bother him in the slightest; that it seems that Artemis would rather date Robin instead of him. (Yeah, yeah you're relieved that he doesn't mind you dating Arte- wait.)
(Pause)
(YOU'RE WHAT!)
(HE CAN'T BELIVE YOUR DATI-Oh, you were just messing with him?)
(YOU LYING, STINKING, BASTARD! HE CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!)
NO HE DOES NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF ROBIN AND ARTEMIS DATING! NO IT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE A CONFESSION THAT HE LIKES ARTEMIS! (IF HE'S TOLD YOU ONCE, HE'S TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES! HE DOES NOT LIKE ARTEMIS!)
NO HE DOES NOT WANT TO STAY AND ANSWER SOME MORE QUESTIONS!
HE'S LEAVING!
He=Wally West/Kid Flash
A written account by Kaldur'ahm, Conner Kent, M'gann M'orzz, and Robin on a series of questions asked by the writers to the one and only kid speedster on a certain blonde archer.
A/N Okay, so pleeeeeeease click the review button and tell me what you think. Did it suck, did it rock, did it not particularly impress you? And thanks to my loving father, (who happens to know a thing or two about computers); I've figured out how to put a line that separates the story from the authors notes YAY! Oh and the next chapter will probably take a while because I'll be on Christmas and New Year's vacation. But at the very latest I'll have it up by the second week of January. Gotta put a reminder on my calendar. Anyway this is Animalia saying "stay traughtastic".