The Alphabet
Me: Light, L! Today your starting us off with A - F of the alphabet!
Light : Sure.
L : I' m assuming I get cake after this?
Me : If the general public find it amusing enough.
L :...You reviewers love me right?
A is for...
Light : A is for anger. Particularly when that freakish, stupid- well.. not stupid, irritating detective increases the percentage of me being Kira if I do not let him have the last slice of cake. Or the last can of lemonade. Or if I write down a single sentence on a piece of paper.
L : Personally, I believe A is for appitisers. Appitisers meaning shortcake, cheesecake, gateau and so on. Speaking of shortcake..Theres only one slice left.. and Light's looking awfully hungry.. "Hey Light. Touch that cake and your percentage goes up by 13%. Only Kira would deprive me of food."
B is for...
Light : B is for Bugs. Bugs are squashable. Easy to dispose of..so very easily.. God what I'd do to make Ryuuzaki that cockroach on..my..desk? MY..desk. "..." Cockroach... "DAAAAAD! L'S DOING IT AGAIN!"
L : Sometimes I do have the feeling that B is for Beyond Birthday. That guy scares the crap out of me. We look alot alike.. but he can't pull off my hair. Noone can. It's mine. I deduct there is a 0% chance he could.
C is for...
Light : C is for 'Cuffs. Meaning when L literally chained me to him. It's not pleasant.. I think I'm going to die the next time I need the toilet. I can't hold it in forever dammit!
L : Isn't is obvious? You can't have Cake without C. Or then it sounds like ache and Cake is much more pleasant than ache. Cake is good.. I 100% like it. Maybe just a little bit.
D is for...
Light : D is for Domination. Once this world is rid of all the evil and unpleasantries coughcoughLcoughcough I will dominate this world.
L : D stands for Death. I'm not afraid to die... but L's going to purgatory. I'll be in heaven. So I'll still win either way. This calls for celebration.. I do believe some cake is in order. "Wattari!"
E is for...
Light : E's for Elimination. I will eliminate all criminals and anyone that stands in my way. Noone can stop me.
L : I think E is for Elechtronics. They are very reliable during an investigation.. however sometimes we see things that are unpleasant. Like Light reading naked women magazines.. when we all really know he's gay. that's why he's always staring at me with his sex face. His sex face looks an awful lot like his angry face. Oh dear. I've been wondering outloud again. Light's gone red and has his sex-face back on.
F is for...
Light : F is for Failure. I don't want to fail at my mission... that's why I must avoid being caught by the police at all costs! Failure is not an option!
L : F is for Fun. You should aways take some time out of your day to have a little fun. It can be anything.. but I don't suggest that you play touch-the-explosive-drawer-in-Lights-room. He might just notice I've charred his furniture. Oh well..I was just curious.