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Brian Kendrick saw Cena, the thug in a bad mood and asked him.
"Hey Cena, what's with the bad mood in your face dawg?"
"I saw someone, like me. Ain't good man." Thug Cena said with an unpleasant voice.
"Who is that somebody?" Kendrick said with a surprise.
"Me." Cena said,with fuming rage on his face.
"Dawg. Are you high?" Kendrick said with a disbelief stir on his voice and raised his eyebrows.
With this retort, Cena rushed in to attack Kendrick holding him by shoulder and slammed him in a wall, as they we're at backstage. Glaring Kendrick with a death stare, he told Kendrick that it wasn't BS.
"Listen to me you snot nose punk! I really saw my own image, boo'ed out of the building. His moves are limited, some of his promos suck bad, and damn his jokes plain suck. he is a face wrestler, yet get booed. Ironic for a good guy. Why don't you look in the ring, to prove I was right."
Then let Kendrick go in the corner, and Kendrick gives Cena a smirk and just shrugs at him then let it go, walks out of him to go to the ring.
As Kendrick saw someone doing a promo, he can't believe is his own eyes he saw another John Cena, but only gets booed. He calls and waves to his tag team partner, Paul London, who is slacking around and yawned. Kendrick told him that he saw another John out there. London said to him that that ain't true and told his tag team that he is just dreaming. But he tried to convince him that the man who making horrible promos is actually Cena but in the present time. As London tries to look at the ring, he was actually thinking "Am I drunk or something?". As they heard the thunderous boos in the building they heard the modern Cena saying.
"I know you guys don't like me at all and you want me to get my butt kicked?"
The crowd cheered after that respond and even chanted that they want Undertaker to go to the ring and choke slam him to hell. Crowd chanted "Kick his ass!" in unison that they want the Modern Cena to get floored easily.
"Paul. Now you don't believe me?" Kendrick said with a narrow eyes.
"I do now." London said with a nervous smile.
As they heard the promos of the modern-day Cena, they thought that even a 5 year old child can do a better promo than him. As they saw this hell. The French phenom, Rene Dupree also saw that Cena and laughed telling the Londrick team about him.
"I, Rene Dupree knew that he is like a pedophile that his target audience is usually children and disgustingly perverted too since women in any age are also his target audience."
As they knew Rene's point. Then there comes The Dudley's, Bubba Ray was covering his face to avoid laughter that even his stuttering gimmick in his ECW days has a better promo that this Cena. Dvon wanted to stop this hell by putting the guy through a table via 3D. Spike, the little bastard laughed and mocking do the "you can't see me" style. Then the modern Cena promo something that the fans remembering the pay-per-view know as the ECW one night stand and said with his serious but with a monotoned voice.
"You guys want me "The Guy" in the ECW PPV?"
The crowd was cheering loudly and chants "Ecdub!" all over the place and calling ECW stars to put John Cena out of his misery. The thug Cena wanted to kick his ass all over MSG in New York and gives him something that he will never forget. Along with the Dudley's, he wants to rush in but Bubba stopped him and said.
"As long as us, The Dudley Boyz will cut his promo and kick his ass, you can finish him off. I'll give him the Buh...Buh...Buh...Buh...Buh..." Bubba was stuttering due to excitement to kick modern Cena ass, Thug Cena was shocked by Bubba's stuttering only to be stopped by Dvon, smacking Bubba in the back of the head. After a few seconds, Bubba snapped and rushed to the center isle.
As modern Cena talks about his conquest to the championship contender again, crowd chanted "Boring" cause the same lines all over again. Tries to talk but being stopped by a raven cawing. After that, crowd cheering louder than ever as they knew that theme song, it was Raven. He stopped Bubba's rage and told him that he will deal modern Cena in a smart and evil way which cause Bubba to walk back to his brothers and walked away. Raven doing his signature pose with a microphone in hand and walks to the center isle and entered the ring and then gives modern Cena a cold stare. Crowd we're chanting "ECW" as Raven smiled in a sinister way.
What will Raven say? comparison with Thug and Superman, what will be the reward for them in each comment? Find out at chapter 2.
This will be comparison of the two Cena's. But that doesn't mean that I hate him. In fact I like him as a person, but as a wrestler nowadays he is painful to watch. Tell me what you think guys. ^^