A day in the life of the demoman.
An alarm clock goes off and the demoman wakes up.
Demoman: oye I hate mornins.
The demoman drinks out of a beer bottle, gargles with it and swallows.
Demoman: better hurreh if want breakfast.
The demoman showers, brushes his teeth, then opens a closet.
Demoman: ah.
The demoman puts on his usual attire minus the body armor and leaves.
Later…..
The demoman enters a cafeteria where the rest of the team is. Heavy is sitting with the medic and the engineer.
Heavy: samvich.
Medic: (drinking orange juice) octoberfest.
Engineer: (eating sausage) tasty.
Scout is shown sitting at a table with the spy and the pyro.
Pyro: mmmmmmmmffffffhhhhhhh….. (takes bit of toast (don't ask how))
Spy: gentlemen. Pass the salt.
Scout hands spy the salt and he pours some on an omlet.
Scout: I love pancakes! (takes bite of pancakes).
Demoman takes his usual seat with the sniper and the soilder.
Soilder: then he took 2 of every animal and herded them onto a boat. And then he beat the crap out of each and every single one of them.
Sniper: touching story. Morning demoman.
Demoman: morning.
Demoman starts eating some bacon and eggs while sniper seats a bowl of cereal and solider tells more stories.
Announcer: prepare for mission.
The team enters the armory.
Demoman: me favorite past time!
The demoman puts on his body armor and picks up his guns.
Announcer: mission begins in 10 seconds.
Demoman: lets do it!
Announcer: mission begins in 3.…2...1.… begin mission.
Demoman: grah!
The team charges out to do their usual thing. Which is beat the other team.
Demoman: I love meh job!
After blowing up various people, hitting people with bottles, and flying he decides its lunch time. (since they are fighting for most of the day they need to pack their lunch and eat when they think its lunch).
Demoman: ah lunch time.
The demoman steals lunch of an enemy engineer's corpse and enters the break room where heavy is eating a samvich.
Demoman: letz see what I got.
Demoman opens the lunchbox he stole and sees that theres a thermos of juice,a fruit salad, and a bagel pizza inside.
Demoman: hm… heavy.
Heavy: yes?
Demoman: trade ya the thermos for a bar of chocolate.
Heavy: hm….. Ok!
They trade and demoman starts eating.
Heavy: om nom nom nom….
An enemy spy deactivates his cloaking and sneaks up on the 2.
Demoman: why do I get the fellin were bein watched…..
Heavy shrugs.
Spy: gentlemen.
They both turn around to see the spy holding his knife.
Demoman: oh bloody hell!
Heavy: I spy with my little eye!
Spy: so long.
Demoman quickly hits him over the head with his beer bottle and heavy shoots him with sasha.
Demoman: jeesh cant 2 guys eat without almost being killed.
After lunch demoman does more killing, drinking, and flying. Then they complete the mission and head back to base where they watch tv.
Demoman: I love this show.
Shows they are watching popeye.
After a bit they have dinner. (they are sitting in the same seats as from breakfast).
Solider: and from that day forth whenever a bunch of animals are together in one spot its called a zoo.
Demoman: aye…. (starts eating lasagna)
After showering and changing demoman goes to bed.
Demoman: long day….. But its worth it. And tomorrow ill be doin it again…. (falls asleep)
The end.
I do not own team fortress 2 or any of the characters in this story.