Sweden and Finland were not in the best relationship. They would constantly fight.
One day, it broke out into a fist fight. Sweden punched Finland. Finland tried to punch back.
Sweden got a knife and slashed Finland's throat. Blood poured from the wound. The smaller blonde dropped to the floor.
Sweden panicked. He chopped Finland into bits, then drove around town, scattering the pieces of his wife.
When Sweden got home, he took a hot and steamy shower.
The next day, Sweden took Sealand and Hanatamago camping. Everything was fine, despite the stiff pain Sweden felt in his shoulders. They all forgot completely about Finland.
On the day they left, Sweden noticed Sealand acting a bit strange. Sweden asks, "wh't's wr'ng S'l'nd?"
"I was just wondering," Sealand began, "Why have you been carrying mama piggyback?"