Oracle of the Stars strikes again! Hello to one and all I am Oracle of the Stars, usually I make Dragon Ball Z related fics but now I am taking a new direction! Code Geass! Yes it has become a pretty good favorite of mine and I thank PurpleeyesWTF for his Code MENT for that.
Meanwhile wherever PurpleeyesWTF lives
Purpleeyes: Oh my God...MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
Back wherever I am
Jenga! I mean so anyway I am going to continue my path of comedy before I write any serious fics. In order to do that...*snaps fingers and lights turn on in the studio revealing all the characters from Code Geass R1 and R2 bound and gagged in those strait jacket things, and trapped in an energy forcefield except for Nunnally, C.C. and Milly* I'm kicking it off with a good old fashioned Q&A fic! Well actually it's more of a you the viewers just make them do random ass shit kind of fic.
Milly: Oh that sounds like fun!
Oracle: I know right?
C.C.: Excuse me I have a question...
Oracle: Yes C.C?
C.C.: Why are the three of us the only one's not tied up?
Nunnally: Everyone's tied up?
Oracle: Don't worry cute little Nuna they are ok they just wouldn't listen to my request maturely. As for why C.C. that's simple, they wouldn't cooperate at all. Well Lloyd did but he's off buying good food before Cecile try's to cook something. Like I'm going to tie up a blind and wheelchair bound girl *glares at Mao*, as for you C.C. unfortunetly your the only one who accepts pizza as a payment.
C.C.: That's a crime and shame *eating said pizza*
Zero: *Takes C.C.'s pizza* And I'm your sadistic co-host.
C.C.: No! Give me back my pizza!
Zero: No.
Oracle: As he said, this is Zero, my co-host. BEFORE you ask no he is not THE Zero, he is a different Zero entirely! And it sure is a crime C.C. *hands her frying pan* now go get your pizza! As for Milly well she's Milly and frankly just the mention of seeing Lelouch and Suzaku being forced to do outrageous and just outright hilarious dares.
Milly: Well of course! Who on earth would miss this?
Oracle: But before we get to the fun part we must set some ground rules...*Oracle draws down a list of rules ignoring the cries of C.C. and Zero as she wins back her pizza*
Rule 1: No hardcore yaoi! I will accept Shonen Ai but that is it! Be glad I am allowing that for I am a hater of yaoi not that there is anything wrong with those who are homosexual. I'm just saiyan...
C.C: Wrong anime for that reference
Oracle: Damn it woman don't call me out on this one!
Rule 2: Requests that involve a character to go missing or act a certain way the whole chapter will be eliminated as soon as new requests that involves them comes up. This way it's fair and get's to everyone's requests so they'll be useless. UNLESS you read the reviews ahead of time cause I will go by order of reviews.
Milly: Or you can pay them off!
Oracle: Yeah not everyone has that kind of money - Is someone who has no money
Zero: Here, take a coin. *Zero flips coin to Oracle* *Coin turns out to be hologram* *Zero laughs*
Oracle: *Sigh* Please try to keep your sadism to the guests.
Zero: *Sadface*
Oracle: *twitches and hits* Sadfaces have no effect on me!
Rule 3: OC's? Sure why not sounds fun however they will exist only for one chapter! So you'll have to keep requesting them.
Rules 4: Try to be reasonable with questions.
Oracle: Now I can always wikipedia or google what I don't know even though I've watched the whole series but I have not read the manga, or other various different Code Geass versions. So! The more I research the less I update!
C.C.: Blackmail?
Oracle: No! Just healthy suggestions/reasoning!
Zero: Exactly. Blackmailing people is MY job.
Oracle: Zero see this bat? Now imagine this bat making impact with your face...
Zero: See this photo? *holds up photo* Now imagine this photo being streamed on the internet...
Oracle: Touche...
Rule 6: No reminding me of rules that I already know. Ok yes I know script format is not allowed however when I get to the requests it'll be different. You see I've come up with a system for simple dialogue and gestures like now script writing will be used but on detailed requests it'll be written in story format. This is a good compromise I think.
Rule 7: NO PORNOGRAPHY! That's just nasty, I understand a bit of romance but don't be asking for these characters to have sex. I'm not writing that.
Zero: But-
Oracle: RULES ARE RULES!
Milly: Aww...
Rule 8: Uhh...I think that's it. Just have fun!
Zero: YAY! *Sets about Suzaku with a blowtorch* Well, you said have fun… and for me, burning emos with blowtorches IS fun. *Sets about Lelouch with a second blowtorch* And that's for turning on godmode hack on your Shinkiro.
Oracle: Zero let's save all the torture for the reviewers...Zero?
Zero: *isn't listening*
Oracle: *sighs* Now, what are you waiting for? I know some of you have something they'd love seeing their favorite character or even least favorite character do or answer something! It could even be that one guy with blue hair who's name I have no idea is. Whatever it is and as long as it follows the guidelines then all is good before we go how about a few words from Lelouch and Suzaku!
*opens cage and ungags them*
Oracle: Have anything to say boys?
Lelouch/Suzaku: ~ *is gagged again and promptly blowtorched again by Zero*
Oracle: Hear that? They can't wait to see what you all have in store hope to see you all next time and don't worry *puts sunglasses on and smiles evilly* I'll take good care of them.
Zero: And failing that, I will take VERY good care of them. Suzaku can testify to this. *Zero ungags Suzaku again*
Suzaku: *Screams*
Zero: *Gags Suzaku again* See? He loves the hospitality here.
Back to PurpleeyesWTF!
Purpleeyes: Sweet marsipan I can read!
Zero: I have a question. Who in god's name is this Purpleeyes person and can I torture them?
Oracle:... *Knocks out Zero with crowbar* AND THAT'S FOR NOT EVER WATCHING CODE MENT OR NONE PIECE! Bored now *drops crowbar*
See you all next time!
DISCLAIMER!: I do not own Code Geass, or the obvious quotes of PurpleeyesWTF, don't know who that is? Youtube it! Nor do I own my co-host Zero he is a real person...and no he doesn't own anything either. If any of us owned anything would we really bother with Fanfiction? F*** no! I'd be in my private jet right now!