Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro were taking a walk down to the Ramen Shop, when everyone stopped and only heard one thing.

"Talons of fire!! Talons of fire!!" It was Kakashi (as usual). Today, he decided to carry around a flaming chicken. When Kankuro was not looking, Kakashi threw the flaming chicken at him. Kankuro fell to the ground, saying only one thing.

"Sweet Georgia Brown!!" While Kankuro was lying, withering in pain, the others went to the Ramen Shop without him.

"Do you think we should have waited for him?" Temari asked, looking back at his twitching form.

"No." Gaara answered simply.

As they filed into the Ramen Shop, they found Naruto eating away. He didn't even look up to say anything; he continued to eat his ramen. As the gang finished and went outside to check on Kankuro, he was gone. They looked around and saw two girls just standing there. One was acting all preppy, while the other stood there just staring with all black. They knew the two well, but they both vanished along with Gaara. That left Temari alone in the street.

They found Kankuro, and he was with Kiba. They were ' wrestling ' in the open street. Riss and Gaara were all staring at the two naked people in the open street while Momo found Kankuro's clothes and put them on him. He was then taken by her and Gaara, because Riss was too busy talking to her friends on the phone.

"Wait! I don't want to leave Kiba! I LOVES HIM!!" shouted Kankuro as he was taken away.

"Kankuro, did you hit your head again? You're not gay. Remember last night? Yea. Not gay."

Riss then said, "Shouldn't we, like, take Kiba and lock him in the basement too??"

Gaara then answered "Well, we could take him back, and put him on the other side of the wall so that you and Momo could have your fun."

That was the truth for both Riss and Momo. Kankuro was now upset that his gayness was being taken away by Momo. She was as happy as could be, and ran all the way to the basement in which her fun would be held.

They got to the basement, and Momo then pulled out six ankle shackles –complete with 8lb. steel ball- from her closet of darkness. She put them on Kankuro, then Gaara, and then finally Kiba. They made sure that Gaara and Kankuro were put into positions that they could not move out of, so they also handcuffed them to the pipes. Kiba was as far away from Kankuro as possible, and he couldn't move either.

"Can't you do this to us without locking us in the basement?" Gaara asked, eyeing Riss, who looked like she was going to randomly attack him any second.

"I don't know, it's kind of hot…" Kankuro said, staring at Momo, who was now becoming creeped out. She then walked over to him and unlocked the chains, hitting him roughly over the head.

"That too perverted, even for me." Riss and Gaara did their nightly thing, and dropped poptarts on Kankuro and Momo. Kankuro again ran out screaming like an obsessive fan girl, while the rest just kinda stared at him before bursting out laughing.

"When will he figure out that it's just a poptart?"

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Ok, my friend Riss decided to write this. It's not that, good, so I fixed it a little. The sequel to Grudge poptarts is done, I'll post it soon.