Hi! Crackfic in dictionary form! My buddy ImHereAndTyping wrote this with me. It's missing letters. We only own the madeup words.
A:
Amazingdazzleosis: What Elliot and Olivia's kids would act and look like
Amazingloveitis: A helpful disease that causes Elliot and Olivia to love each other
Annoyingbastardness: Porter's personality
Awesomecoupleness: A word used to describe EO
B:
Badassly: The way Olivia treat perps, people who hurt her or Elliot, and Kathy
Baldleaderness: A word that expresses the state of Cragen
Beautifulcopitis: A helpful, lifelong disease Olivia has
BitchofBitchville: The way Kathy acts toward people
BrainGoByeBye: What happened to Stuckey's brain in Zebras
C:
Conspiraciful: A word to describe Munch's personality
D:
Douchebagkingiosis: A disease Porter and Stuckey are infected with
E:
EOsickness: a disease every SVU fan is slowly dieing from because Elliot and Olivia have not kissed yet
Extremeickyness: Kathy's personality
F:
Frizzyheadedness: A word used to describe Dani's hair
G:
Gangstacopy: The way Fin can shake down a perp just by his attitude
Guiltydisgustness: The way Olivia and Elliot felt in Zebras, Fault, Wrath, and many other episodes
H:
Highpitchedness: The sound of Dani's voice
L:
Lackofbrainess: A word to describe Dale Stuckey
LyingDouche: A word to describe Dean Porter
M:
Majorbitchiness: Another word to describe Kathy
P:
Ponytailful: A word to describe Fin's hair
Q:
Quirkmunchly: When Munch gets quirky and starts a conspiracy theory
S:
Sexiful: The way Elliot Stabler acts and his personality
Smexy: A word to describe Elliot Stabler's body
Stupidladyness: A word to describe Kathy
Stupidpigheadness: The way Kathy acts and looks
Sparkleheadness: A word to describe Cragen's head
U:
Uglyfaceful: Kathy's face