Disclaimr: I own willy wonak heheheheheheheh jus kidding I don't own willy eonka

once apon a time, there livd a girl called veronica xphyr valentine rose. her parents dyed when she wus only 2 yeas old.

1 day willy wonka decided that he wantid another heir so he sent out 5 golden tickts.

when veronica xphyr valentin rose first herd about the tickt contest she got rell sad because she nevr got anything. The ppl at the orhpinage hated her so much because they were jealus of her beauty. She was so butiful. Even the dog wus jelus. She had long glowing blonde silky hair that reached the bottom ov her ass. (A/N heheheheh!1)

her eyes were lyk bright bright blue but sometyms they changed colurz. When she was agri they turned red and wen she was in love they turnd pink and so on. They nevr turned green becuz she was better than any1 else becoz she was so nice and kindhearted and butiful.

She had a butiful figer. She wuz so tall and skinny and slim (A/N becuz she livd in the ophaage and they hatd her so they didnt feed her!1! meaniz) and she was soo pale and her skin glowed like a porcelain dole, but she had big boobs and a gr8 ass so every1 luvd her.

She was rlly sad becuz the persun in the orphanage hit her so sh decided 2 run awai. So she picked up her stuff and run awa when they wernt looking.

Veronica xphyr valentine rose was heartbrokin and disparing and so she went to buy a chocolate bar so she wud feel happier.

The shopkeeper gave the bar to her for free cuz he fell in love with her and she opened the bar.

"ohmagawd!" she gasped when she saw she had the bar she was so happii!11! yay!

The shopkeeper fainted when he herd her voice coz it wuz so melodic and butifull.

So then she wuz extatic and she went to the factor1 because sheonly had 5 minutes to get there! Ohno will she make it in time?

Luckily she gawt there and she went inside the gates with the other pplz. There were so ugleh compered to her, but she smild at them coz she is nice.

They all warked in the gate holding hand cuz now their friends. (A/N how kute!1!)

Willi wonka stood there with his fancy clothz. Veronica xphyr valentine rose felt rlly embarrassed bcuz she only hd the orphanage clothing. It was a tiny little dress. Willi wonka blushd coz he thort the dress looked sexy even tho it was rlly small.

Veronica xphyr valentine roses eyes turned pink! They only turnd pink 1nce, because she only lloved some1one bt then he broke hr heart and her eyes nvr turned pink again.

But now their pink and it was lov at firstsight!

Pink eyes met perple and then willy took her hand.

'I love you so much even though my original character has an unjustified hatred toward people, and cannot stand touch, but apparently your different.'

The lovly snowflakes fell in their hair and it wuz so romantic.

'I luv u too willi! Lets fuck now!'

'yeah, why not? It's not like I'm a germaphobe or anything. Hell, I'll even take off the gloves'

so willy took his gloved off and they strtd kissing.

'ur sah beautiful'

'I need to tell u sumthing willi.' Veronica xphyr valentine rose said and a crystal tear dropped on her cheak.

'im so sorry nd I wil allways luv u but im actually a vampyr'

'I love you too, Veronica Xphyr Valentine Rose!' willy exclaimd 'will u marry me? I dun care if ur a vampire bcoz im actilly a vampir too'

'ohmygod! Ets gets married nao!' and they kissed. The people all said aw.

And they livd happily evr after and had a baby the next day.

(A/N omygod that ws so sweet ! I was lyk literilly crying at the larst bit! Im surry its short and I tink thers typos but ill fix it aftar! Review plz no flamz)

(Real A/N: Holy god. I think my IQ has dropped several levels. Um, yes. I'm not quite sure how to explain this one. Writers block? Let's go with that)