AN: I'm not abandoning Top Ten Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Organizations, I just needed a break. Based off of number 10 in chapter 2 of TTWAHPO, you need to read that before this so you understand this better.
I strutted into the living room of Grimmauld place. I had an idea, and I was bored. The idea in question is simple. I walk into the living room (which was full of male Weasly children), and I wolf - whistle at Ginny. While you may say I am a sick man, believe me, I am only doing this to get my godson to realize his feelings for Ginny. Enough of my ramblings. Now, I slow my steps and I expertly wolf -whistle at Ginny. The next thing I know, I'm in a choke-hold at the mercy of my godson. Remus is off in the corner smirking at me while my godson is roaring profanities at me.
"I SWEAR TO GOD SIRUIS, WOLF WHISTLING AT GINNY??? SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER!!!! NEXT THING WE ALL KNOW YOU'LL HAVE SLEPT WITH HER- O MY GOD, HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH HER??? IF YOU HAVE, O YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT!!! JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL MR. AND MRS. WEASLY COME HOME TONIGHT!!! YOU MAY HAVE BEEN A PLAYBOY BACK AT HOGWARTS, BUT REALLY, A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL??? SHES BARELY LEGAL! SHE CANT BE ONE OF YOUR FLINGS SIRUIS." then in a quieter tone he said, "she just can't."
OoOoooOooooOOOO …. Cliffhanger!! I'm a mean author, I know. Should I continue this, or is it best left an oneshot? Hershey's for reviewers!!