DISCLAIMER: Hey, there! I'm Bailee in case you didn't know. So, how are ya? LOL. I'm just a wee bit hyper. If you like humor and romance and sadness and more humor all in one package? Here it is! Heh. I warned you I was hyper. OH! And I do not own Twilight. The lovely and radiant Stephenie Meyer does.
Summary: Bella is a nerd at school. But there is another side of her. A popstar side. Edward picks on her all the time when she goes to Forks. He's too dumb to realize the resemblance of his favorite singer, Natalie, and Bella. Alice and Rosalie are the only people who know but what happens whenever someone can't keep their mouth shut?
Chapter 1
"And they turn me on when they take it off, when they take it off. Everybody take it off," I sang as best as I could.
"Good night, San Diego!" I yelled.
The crowd roared with cheers. I grinned like I ate the canary instead of the cat. I gave them one of my signature rock on signs. I love my fans. "Dad? Mom? Can I do autographs for them?"
"No. We... have to go because we...Uhh... Inrolled you back into Forks Highschool," Dad said not looking at me.
My face paled. "I-I-I need to sit down. Forks? No! I was bullied and beaten all the time. I can't!"
"Bella! Alice and Rosalie will be right by your side! And you were going through puberty," Mom assured.
"I'll try it but I won't like it. And if I still get picked on by the Edward Masen kid, I'm kicking his ass."
"That's my girl!" Dad yelled.
"Now, let's get out of here before they start letting anyone out. Rosalie! Alice! Hurry!" Mom ordered.
"When do I start?"
"In one day. Which is Monday. Tomorrow you get all unpacked and settled. We had everyone moving our stuff whenever we walked out the door. You should see the house! It's so beautiful!" Mom gushed.
"Well, that's nice."
"To Forks!" Alice shrieked.
"Already?" I asked.
"Yes. I payed the movers extra to get the stuff in there faster," Dad said.
I groaned. "Calm down, Bells. It'll be okay. I can kick anyone's ass anywhere. And Edward seemed to have died down on his mean streak," Rosalie whispered.
I wanted to take my wig off. My hair was already falling out. I took it off once I got into the car. I looked at the wig. It was red with hints of black. It was cute but it made me sweat. I sighed. School. That will be hell. I rememeber it from when I was 14. It sucked. I hope it'll be good this year and if it doesn't work I'll go somewhere else. Maybe. Okay, probably not. My dad is very stubborn. Then again so am I. But I'd have Rose and Alice on his side including mom. And mom is very scary whenever she wants to be.
I quickly fell asleep in between Rose and Alice. My best friends. Too soon I was woken up by being carried to the house. "Dad?" I murmured.
"Go to sleep, Bells," He whispered.
I tried to nod my head but it didn't work out all that well. I fell asleep again. I heard the pitter patter of Alice walking around the house. I'm glad they would get to live with us. I looked at my clock. 10:00am.
I decided to get up because I can't eat breakfast after noon. It's just weird. And breakfast is my favorite meal. I ran downstairs to find a big ass buffet type thing. "I made you breakfast!" Alice squealed.
"Wow. A little over the top as always," Rosalie chuckled coming into the room.
Alice pouted and said,"Well, I guess you don't want this then."
"NO!" I shouted.
I ran towards the food and put loads of stuff on my plate. "Looks like superstar sensation, Natalie, has a big appetite. Imagine what E! News would say. Natalie is pregnant?" Rose joked.
I glared at her. "Food, food, food. I love food. Fooooooooooodddd!"
She rolled her eyes and made a small plate for herself. "Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. What am I going to do with you? You need to eat more! I can see it now. Superstar sensation's, Natalie, best friend, Rosalie, is anorexic. That is what E! News is going to say."
She huffed and got two more slices of bacon. I shook my head, smiling. Alice grabbed whatever could fit on two plates. For a small fairy-like person, she can eat a lot. I looked at my plate. I had four slices of bacon, a handful of scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast, and a pancake. YUMMY!
I stuffed my face and soon I was so full it hurt to breathe. "We should watch Jennifer's Body!" Alice suggested.
"Okay," Rose and I agreed.
I mean, after all, I heard it was funny. "Woah. Thought this was a comedy!" Rose whispered.
"Don't change it! It's good!" I said.
I stared at the screen in horror whenever I saw Jennifer all bloody and puking black crap up. "Are you scared?" Megan Fox's character asked in Amanda Siefreid's character's ear.
Amanda's character nodded and Megan Fox's character left. "Okay! Turn it off!" I screamed.
"Bells! What's wrong?" My dad asked coming down the stairs.
"I thought Jennifer's Body was supposed to be a comedy!" I replied in hysterics.
"You let her watch that?" Dad looked at Alice and Rose.
"I didn't know it was scary so I said yes. Blame Alice!" Rose cried.
"I thought it looked good and I wouldn't be able to watch it by myself," Alice shrugged.
"Rose! Let's get her!" I gasped.
I threw on my shoes and nodded at Rosalie. "3,2,1!" She counted.
Alice squealed and she ran off as fast as she could. Somehow, we ran all the way to town. I was out of breath and my legs were burning but I needed the exercise anyways.
Alice being Alice ran into a shoe department. "Where is she?" I asked.
"OMG! THE NEW JIMMY CHOOS!"
"Found her," Rose muttered.
I laughed. "Bella? Can I buy them? Please? Please? Please! Pppppllllleeeaaassee?" She asked.
"Alice, I'm not in charge of you. Buy them," I chuckled.
"I am buying you a pair. And of course Rosie a pair too!" Alice squealed.
Rose smiled and rolled her eyes. "As long as I don't have to pay for them," Rose said.
Alice bought our sizes and payed for them. "So... You guys want to do some sight seeing?" I asked.
They agreed. We saw all the cute small houses, shopped, and got ice cream. When I was finished, I saw a little girl crying. "What's wrong, honey?"
"I was walking and my mommy went inside and somehow I got here," The girl managed to get out.
"Well, I'm Bella. That's Rose and Alice behind me. What's your name?"
"Anna," She sniffled.
"We're gonna help you find your mommy," I smiled.
I took her hand and Rosalie took the other while Alice held the bags. "I don't like this arrangement," Alice muttered.
"That's mostly all your stuff," Rose snapped.
"It's only 5 bags. You've carried more," I reminded her.
She sighed and kept quiet. We went through the town asking her if this was her house. She always said no. Then, we got to a very beautiful house. It was as pretty as mine! I knocked on the door and a woman answered. "Anna! I was so worried! How many times do I have to tell you not to run off without mommy?"
"A couple," Anna sniffled.
"Thank you for bringing her back. I don't what could have happened to her if you guys haven't found her."
"Anna!" a voice yelled.
"Let's go watch Spongebob!" someone else declared.
"Yay!" Anna cheered.
"I'm Esme. And you are?"
"Bella Swan," I answered.
"I'm Alice Cullen."
"And I'm Rosalie Hale."
"Nice to meet you. Would you guys like to join me for a cup of tea? It's homemade," Esme said.
I looked over at Alice and she nodded. "Come in, come in. It's quite chilly isn't it? Then, again, when is it not cold in Forks?" Esme laughed.
I stepped inside. "Wow, you have a gorgeous home," Alice complemented.
"I decorated it myself," Esme blushed.
I looked in and saw three guys and Anna sitting on the couch. The familiar sound of Spongebob's voice came on. "Bella!" Anna squealed coming towards me.
"Hey, there," I smiled.
I picked her up and swung her around. She giggled. "Mom. Who are these people?"
"Bella Swan. Alice Cullen. Rosalie Hale," Esme said, introduced us.
"Edward Masen. And that's Emmett McCarty and Jasper Whitlock."
"Masen?" Rose asked.
"Yes."
"I'm sorry, Esme. We can't stay for tea. My, uh, dad wants me home so we can unpack," I apologized.
"Liar," Edward coughed.
My phone buzzed. It was Dad.
Bells! We need to get ready for the concert!
"Oh, gosh! It almost time for the concert!" Esme exclaimed.
"Yes! We get to go see Natalie!" Emmett yelled.
"Are you girls going?" Anna asked.
"No," Rose said.
"Awe. I wish. I'd like for you to see my favorite singer."
My heart melt. I was getting ready to say,"Awe," until Alice elbowed me in the ribs. "Ow!" I complained.
"What?" Jasper asked.
"There was a pain in my rib. Sorry," I replied.
"No need to be sorry, Bells. I can call you Bells, right?" Jasper questioned.
"Sure... Jazz.." I answered.
Jasper laughed and Edward stared at me... "Well, we really must be going," Alice said. "Thanks for the offer on the tea!"
I walked out the door and Edward followed. I sighed. "You know, it's not polite to stare."
"Um... Bella? How are we getting home?" Alice asked.
"Especially, with five shopping bags?" Rose added.
"We split them up and run," I shrugged.
"But I just ate ice cream!" Alice cried.
"Suck it up. Burn off the calories that the ice cream just gave you."
She nodded. "Let's run," Rose decided.
We ran home only stopping when we got intense pain somewhere-which happened six times. Three times were because of Alice, two for me, and one for Rose. "Hurry up!" My mom yelled.
"We're kinda off schedule! We were supposed to be on our way to Seattle by now!" Charlie informed.
"I'll get dressed fast and Alice and Rose can do my make up ASAP," I compromised.
I put on a white sparkley tank top with skinny jeans and a bunch of bracelets and necklaces. I put on some blue flats and sat down in front of a mirror. Alice did my make up while Rose put on my wig. We ran out into Rosalie's BMW while Mom and Dad went into their Soul and raced La Push where our limo was meeting us.
As I got into the limo, people started crowding around. It's like they've never seen a limo before. Well, they might not have. It's a small reservation. The driver sped to Seattle and I got out of the limo only to be blinded by cameras.
I'm glad I'm used to the noise and lights.
I hope you guys enjoyed this! I love writing this! Please, review! Sorry, if there are any mistakes! I'll update soon!
~Peace
Bailee!