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Unlikely, Unforeseened, Undefined

Chapter 1 – Latest Scheme

In a midst of a quiet afternoon, two men dared to disrupt the silence.

"You've got to hurry up! He's coming any minute now!" Miroku, 24, hissed at his 23 years old silver-haired friend, Inuyasha.

"Shut up! I'm doing it as fast as I can!" Inuyasha growled. He hurriedly typed in the words into the computer trying to stifle a laugh, 'Some chances are once in a lifetime. Not this one, I've posted 12 different ads. Either I strike gold this time or I become a lesbian. Man, 27.'

As Inuyasha finished typing, he full on cracked up laughing. As a result, he got himself a smack in the head from Miroku.

"Stop fooling around! You promised your dad. Don't be such an ass and break that promise!" Miroku retorted, denying the hilarity of the just written ad.

Before Inuyasha's father died, he told his younger son, Inuyasha, to find his brother, Sesshoumaru, a mate. He didn't want Sesshoumaru only paying attention to his occupation and holding the reputation of being cold-hearted, which is not true. Of course, Inuyasha rejected the request saying that he didn't want to pry into his brother's business. He also added that his older brother is such a pain in the ass to him and he couldn't care less on how Sesshoumaru would turn out. This brought Inuyasha to get a hard smack in the head from his father demanding him to take back what he said. After one horrid and serious look from his father, he finally agreed to his request and promised that he will do whatever he can to get Sesshoumaru into a long term relationship.

Inuyasha cursed, remembering the promise. He has been working so hard getting Sesshoumaru to agree on going to dates. He has made a hundred tries and introduced Sesshoumaru to many women. He is currently nearly at the verge of giving up. Of course, giving up is not an option since his father would surely haunt him if he does.

Running out of options Inuyasha, with the aid of Miroku, had decided on publishing a personals ad for Sesshoumaru in the internet, in search of a new woman to be Sesshoumaru's mate. They will answer the responses to the ad and in turn get to know the women with potential, who have passed their inspection. Their biggest challenge is to get Sesshoumaru to agree on meeting the women. They would surely turn to tricking Sesshoumaru in meeting the woman, one way or another, or resort to bribery.

"Fine! Fine!" Inuyasha read over the ad Miroku wrote. It says, "27 years old, golden eyed, 5'8 ft (172 cm), would like to meet woman with an upbeat personality and good sense of humor." He looked at Miroku with disgust. "This is so boring! Do you honestly think that this will attract any attention?"

"We're under time pressure. Just type it. Don't forget to attach a picture. A good picture I might add. With the attached picture, the written text won't even matter as much."

After a minute long of argument, Inuyasha finally agreed to type in the ad and then attached Sesshoumaru's picture. As he finished, he published the ad in a personals site.

Good thing they finished in time. The moment that Inuyasha clicked the 'Publish' button, the door of the condominium they're in clicked open and a stern-looking Sesshoumaru entered.

Seeing both Inuyasha and Miroku looking at him weirdly, he sported a questioning look and asked, walking towards the two, "What have you two been up to?"

Inuyasha quickly replied, "Oh nothing much, just showing Miroku here something on the computer."

Sesshoumaru looked over the computer. "I see you're showing Miroku a personals site. Could it be that my little brother is once again forming another scheme on finding me a mate? This is pointless. I want you to stop." He demanded with a cold voice.

Miroku refrained Inuyasha from answering. Judging his friend's bad temper, nothing good could be accomplished. He replied instead innocently, "What are you talking about? You certainly know nothing about your brother's social life. For all those times that he has been pairing you up with numerous women, he had no time to keep up his social life. You have no idea how desperate he is right now on finding a girlfriend."

Inuyasha instantly gave Miroku devilish looks and charged to beat him up upon hearing the insult. "You bastard!" he growled.

Miroku, in turn, stepped aside trying to duck Inuyasha's punches. Within that process, he continued saying to Sesshoumaru, "You see how aggravated he becomes when I mention it? That's definitely a proof that what I told you is true."

Sesshoumaru, who was still standing still not caring on what is happening around him, dismissed the predicament with a shrug and headed to his room. He muttered to himself, "They are such fools."

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Kagome Higurashi, 21, worked aimlessly at her temp job in a busy office. She leaned back on her chair and closed her tired eyes. She has been staring at a computer for hours and her buttocks sort of feel numb from sitting for too long. "I've got to find myself a permanent job. It has to be something better than this. Maybe something that involves a little physical activity." She said to herself.

She was about to drift off to sleep. Luckily, the phone at her desk rang, causing her senses to jolt her awake. She answered trying to sound less tired, "Hello, Good afternoon, this is Kagome speaking."

A female voice answered, "Hey Kagome, it's me Sango. I sent you an important email. Read it as soon as possible, okay?"

"Okay, I'll check it in a minute." She looked around for prying eyes. Seeing someone looking at her, she quickly continued, "Sorry Sango, I'd love to talk, but my manager is eyeing me right now since he caught a glimpse of me not working. Bye."

Kagome hanged up as her 22 years old friend, Sango, said her goodbye. She got back to work, staring at the computer, feeling a bit drowsy. After a minute or two, she looked back at her manager and saw him not paying attention to her anymore. She then decided to check her email account. As soon as she opened Sango's email, she said in a sarcastic voice, "Great, another personals ad. That girl really is persuasive."

The email read:

Kagome! Don't even think about deleting this email without even reading it! I know that you're kind of fed up of me sending you these personals ads. I'm worried about you girl! Ever since you broke up with Houjou, I have lost my dear friend Kagome who is full of spirit. Now all you do is work, work, and work. That's not normal you know. I need you to get interacting again and have a fun social life!

Out of all the personals ads I've sent you this one is by far the most decent one. What's written on the ad is not at all pathetic and definitely not filled with perversity like all of personals ads nowadays. You have to take a good look at the attached picture, okay? Tell me what you think when you get home!

Love you always,

Sango

Being a good and trusting friend that she is, she took a look at the personal ad. Reading the written text, she agreed with Sango that it is pretty decent. As she looked at the attached pictured, her mind just suddenly flipped. She felt a strange sensation looking at the silver-haired man named Sesshoumaru. She had to admit that the man is certainly good looking. Scratch that. He's HOT! Kagome felt really weird when she all of the sudden gained full interest and developed a sense of intrigue. She asked herself, "Should she send a response or ignore it?"

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A/N: What do you think? Like it? Hate it? Tell me pls! REVIEW PLS! This is some random idea that I had. If ever there's already a published story like this…to the author of that story: I DIDN'T COPY YOU….

If I don't get many reviews for this…I'll probably not continue it…

Take care people!

elena-maria