Caroling with Akatsuki
Summary: Akatsuki-ninja versions of some familiar Chistmas songs...(Taking suggestions/requests)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or either of these songs
Hey guys. Figured I would put something up for the holiday season. It's not a lot, but hey, read through it, and who knows; next time you hear that familiar tune, maybe you bust out singing these things? That would make my day. I AM taking requests for characters, but make sure it's not to a really hard song (Like Frosty the Snowman; tried that with Kisame...judge for yourself). To either of the tunes below would be perfectly fine.
Sasori the Red Haired Puppeteer
(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Sasori the red haired puppeteer
Had a very beatless heart
And if you ever saw him
He could take your limbs apart
All of the other Ninja
Used to laugh and run away
They never let poor sasori
play and maim and kill all day!
Then one cloudy average eve
the leader came to say
"Sasori get your ass out there
Goddamnit, stop playing truth or dare"
Then how the ninja feared him
as they screamed and died all day
Sasori the red haired puppeteer
You're goin down some day!
Um...Deidara? (Sure, why not)
(Jingle Bells)
Flying across the land
On a bird as white as clay
Deidara drops his bombs
Laughing all the way!
The land is cratered up
The villages dyed blood red
And though he may be a terrorist
He's an artist in his head!
Oh Dei-da-ra, Dei-da-ra
Bombing everyone
Oh what fun it is to kill
All the day away, un!
Dei-da-ra, Dei-da-ra
Bombing everywhere
Oh what fun it is to kill
Without a single care!
A day or two ago
He thought he'd take a ride
Inside a shiny cart
His clay right by his side!
The man was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his cup (of joe!)
They got caught by some ninja
And Deidara blew them up!
Oh Dei-da-ra, Dei-da-ra
Bombing everyone
Oh what fun it is to kill
All the day away, un!
Dei-da-ra, Dei-da-ra
Bombing everywhere
Oh what fun it is to kill
Without a single care!
Kisame the fish man
(Frosty the Snow Man)
Kisame the fish man!
Was a cannibelistic soul
With a jagged sword
and some beady eyes
and a cloak that's black as coal
Kisame the fish man!
Was a rumor or so they say
Though I don't get why
He's an actual guy
Who just went about his days
Now yes his days were very full
of certain people's blood
But that doesn't mean that he's a myth!
It just means he's not your bud!
Kisame the fish man!
Was a member of the swordsman group
And he killed all day
While he laughed and flayed
Until he got really hooped
Slashedy slash slash
Slashedy slash slash
Look at Kisame go
Slashedy slash slash
Slashedy slash slash
Through the muscle and bone!
One day Pein-sama
Sent Itachi to find the fish (not sure if that's true)
And when he saw those eyes
He shouted to the skies
"I finally get my wish!"
Back to the hideout
With some ninja on their trail
Throwing art after art
Like balls in a park
The pair watched their enemies flail
And when they got back
Covered in blood
Pein-sama just looked and sighed
"Well at least you actually got the guy
Instead of bringing home his body, fried."
Sent out on a mission,
The pair learned what they could (about each other)
Through icy stares
And evil glares
And killing people like they should
Slashedy slash slash
Slashedy slash slash
Look at Kisame go
Slashedy slash slash
Slashedy slash slash
Through the muscle and bone!
And done. Hope you all enjoyed them! Feel free to send in requests for certain characters, and honestly, I wouldn't mind if you sang these and PM'ed/reviewed the results! Flames will be sent to Itachi, increasing his power and chakra level as he continues to burn down your house.