Hello everyone and for those of you who are new welcome! I am Stardind AKA Namira Scorpion. Read my other stories! For all my loyal fans welcome back! This is A Snowball's Chance.
Now sit back and relax as I spin this tale for you -waves wand and the world goes black-
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Dumbledore, Ron, and Hermione, stared up as the black tower broke through the thick fog and came into their sight. Albus shivered as he remembered why they had to be there in the first place…
1 YEAR AGO TO THE DAY …
Harry had been charged with killing Cedric Diggory at just 15. He had thought that his friends and family would stand by him and get him out of these charges considering he didn't do it, but to his surprise and heartbreak most of his friends testified against him, talking about how he had been going dark all year.
Harry stared in shock as Fudge read the verdict… guilty of all charges. Harry grew deathly silent and lowered his head as the aurors grabbed him roughly and lead them from the court room. Shouts of anger and disgust followed him from his closest friends. At least who he thought were his friends.
"Your parents would be ashamed!" Remus shouted threw his own heart break and a black dog next to him barked. Harry withdrew deep into himself… darkness seemed much more pleasant…
PRESENT DAY…
Dumbledore stumbled out of the boat followed by everyone else and headed into the prison quickly, the release papers clutched tightly in his hand. The head guard met them personally at the front gate and lead them through the deepest, darkest, coldest parts of the prison. The guard went to a rusty cell door and opened it with a large key before pulling the door open with much effort. Dumbledore reared back and placed a sleeve over his mouth as the smell of rotting flesh assaulted his nose. Everyone looked in and stared in horror at the dead grey body of Harry Potter, innocent boy-who-lived.
SOMEWHERE ELSE…
Harry swirled around traveling at impossible speeds through the thin night air. He refused to die the way he did, starved to death in a small dark cell; instead his soul ripped itself from the dying body just in time and took flight. Harry thought of all the people who thought him innocent (a very short list) and came to the conclusion that only one person would be suited as his new parent. Now all he needed to do was find him.
Harry spotted a crow and remembered something about crows carrying souls to where they desired to be. Floating down he attached himself to the crow's feathers.
"Swift midnight crow I am a soul tired from my endless search of a parent. The man I am looking for is Severus Snape of England. Do this humble soul a favor by finding this man and giving me time to enter his body as a child."
The crow felt his pride stroked by the kind soul and answered with as much poetry as Harry.
"Tired soul I will find this Severus Snape of England for you and attach myself to him so that you may be born again and receive the life which was lost early by you." Flying swiftly through the night air he landed on a building in Diagon ally searching the crowds until he spotted the grouchy greasy haired potions master. The crow squawked loudly and dove down landing on the potions master, gripping his robes tight in his talons until he felt the soul float into the man's body.
Severus Snape was not a happy camper at the moment, a crow had decided that his robes looked like a tree and gripped onto his robes like its life depended on it. Severus shook his robes and screamed at the strange bird until it finally squawked and flew away. Severus scowled after the bird and checked his pockets to make sure the crow hadn't taken any of his precious potions ingredients. What he didn't know is that the crow had left something much more precious behind, which would be arriving in six months.
Harry was shocked to discover that Severus was already pregnant, three months pregnant in fact, but the baby was dead, leaving a body that would grow up and break Severus's heart. Settling happily in the warm body of Severus's already made baby he sighed with contentment.
"I could get used to this" he thought before falling into a deep sleep.
3 DAYS LATER…
Severus swirled around a potion nervously, tapping his foot as he sat in the large dining room in Grimmauld place. He couldn't care less about the order meeting; all he cared about is what color the potion would turn. The mood in the room was gloom as Dumbledore relayed the news that Harry Potter died before they could release him from Azkaban.
"The ministry is doing a very thorough investigation about the treatment of prisoners in the prison and is trying to figure out how Harry wasn't fed regularly." Severus snorted at that making everyone turn and glare at him.
"We all know why Harry wasn't fed regularly and we all know why he was sent to Azkaban. Fudge thought Voldemort was dead. I think its funny evidence was found that he was innocent after it was discovered that the dark lord was still alive and well." Severus said bluntly. Sirius felt tears come to his eyes as guilt ripped his heart in two.
"Severus…" he tried. Severus just snapped an annoyed glare at him before going back to the potion.
"The evidence was of course from the ministry and with no Veritaserum or Pensieves it was your "trial" all over again" Severus snapped. He hadn't been feeling good as of late and the only thing he hadn't tested for he was trying to test right now but the damn potion was taking long and his anger (and headache) got worse with each passing second the Order of the Phoenix talked. Sirius broke down into heartbroken sobs and Remus tried to comfort him as the rest of the order glared at the right Severus.
Finally the potion started to change colors and Severus's eyes widened in horror when it turned to a soft blue. Standing up he actually yelled in frustration before throwing the vial against the wall and starting to storm from the room. Everyone watched as he stopped by the door and leaned against the wall before throwing up his stomach contents all over the rug. The witches and wizards closest to him quickly jumped up and dodged the stomach fluid.
"Severus!" Madam Pomfrey yelled in worry; hurrying over to the man and helping him stand straight.
"I'm fine." He snarled, running up to his guest room and slamming the door shut. Pomfrey sighed, spelling the throw up away and looked at Dumbledore worried.
Severus leaned against the door panting, heading to the bathroom and brushed his teeth furiously. He couldn't believe he could be so irresponsible as to let this happen! Knocked up at his age was not a good thing, he was too fucking old and tired and he just didn't like kids. Period, that's it, the end. Now he had one growing inside him.
"Sev?" His lover asked timidly "What's wrong?" Severus sighed and turned gathering the broken man in his arms and kissed his forehead, guilt racking him for the way he yelled at him.
"I'm sorry Siri. It was insensitive of me to yell at you like that…" Severus whispered as the man broke into a new set of tears.
"I lost him Sev! If Prongs was here he'd curse me a new asshole! I'm a horrible excuse for a godfather!" Sirius yelled, sobbing into the man's chest. Severus patted Sirius's head and continued holding him close until a wave of nausea forced him to pull away and worship the porcelain god.
IN THE TUMMY…
Harry was almost wiggling with anger. How dare Severus and Sirius get together! Did Severus not remember the awful things Sirius did to him? Wasn't Sirius supposed to be marrying Remus or something? He made Severus have another bout of nausea in his anger and huffed in his head.
"Serves you right!" Harry screamed to his new mother even though he couldn't hear him. After anger came sadness. Sirius Black, the man who hurt him the most, was his father.
On a more important note he was hungry after making Severus puke up his food before it could get to him.
OUTSIDE…
Severus stood in the kitchen nursing his tea as chicken, that was cut into strips and had a light coating of pancake mix powder (instead of flower) and lemon pepper, sat resting in boiling oil. Sirius was watching him and wrinkling his nose.
"Sev why are you eating that?"
"I'm not eating it I'm waiting for it to cook so that I can eat it." Severus said continuing to sip his tea that was laced with a strongest anti-nausea potion he could find that wouldn't hurt the baby. Sirius gave him a slightly annoyed look before going back to his coffee.
"So what was that potion you were swirling at the meeting?" Sirius asked softly.
"You know what it was. I believe you took the same potions class as I did."
"I know but I want you to tell me." Severus sighed and rested his large hand over his stomach.
"I'm pregnant." Sirius stood up rubbing his hair.
"Shit Severus how are we going to deal with a child? The ministry is still after me and you're a teacher of a dangerous subject." Severus winced as Sirius used his full name, he only did that when he was really angry or really freaked out.
"I don't know Sirius." Severus said softly. Sirius ran his fingers through his hair again.
"I guess you have to give up spying, I'll try to get that damn painting off the wall so that the baby won't wake up that bitchy woman every time it's hungry." Sirius looked around the dirty dark house wrinkling his nose.
"And I will definitely be dipping into the Black family volt to get this place gutted and redone. Kind of a depressing place for a child to grow up, I should know." Severus removed his chicken before turning and hugging Sirius tight. Sirius nibbled his ear, smiling and sitting Severus down, taking his hand and kissing it before a thoughtful look crossed his face. Severus continued eating the chicken strips and narrowed his eyes at Sirius.
"I'm not the marrying type!" Severus said feeling grouchy. Sirius grinned and stood kissing his forehead.
"You also said I wasn't your type and there was a non-magical snow ball's chance in hell that you would date me." Sirius said huskily making Severus shiver. He had said that, and ended up in the dog's bed two weeks later… he was so weak sometimes.
Sirius lifted Severus up and grinned, motioning to the table. Severus raised an eyebrow.
"Well we have to celebrate our new child." Sirius said grinning at Severus's look.
"'Celebrating' as you put it is how I ended up knocked up in the first place you horny dog." Severus snapped and finished his food. Sirius laid him back on the table and grinned. Severus felt heat rising from his cheeks as he fell deep into those eyes he fell in love with.
Fred and George were perverts, but at least they were perverts together. Right now Fred was thrusting into George who was on his hands and knees while they watched Sirius pound into their potions professor on the dining room table. They were hidden in a dark musty cupboard in the dining room corner. They thought that Severus made the most wonderful sex faces, never anything silly, but passion and pleasure filled.
"Fred harder, I'm close!" George whimpered back to his brother. Fred gripped George's hips tighter and sped up his pace. Just as Severus and Sirius came so did Fred and George, one into the other and one on the floor.
The two adults cleaned up fast and fixed their clothing before anyone caught them.
"So how do we tell everyone?" Severus asked, as they sat at the table and held each other's hands. Sirius shrugged and kissed Severus's knuckle softly.
"Tell everyone what?" The smooth sexy voice of Lucius Malfoy asked from the door way. Sirius turned and glared at him.
"Nothing of your concern" Sirius hissed in anger. Severus shook his head as his ex-boyfriend settled into a chair across from them and Sirius started bristling.
"Ah but I think it is my concern." Lucius sad, flicking his wand and making the cupboard open and making the twins fall out onto their face. The twins looked at the three men before making a hasty exit. Severus shook his head and continued sipping his tea.
"So Severus how far along are you?" Lucius asked like it was normal conversation.
"About 3 to 4 months." Severus answered coolly.
"Hey how come he knows?" Sirius growled. Severus rolled his eyes and gave Sirius a tired look.
"Relax mutt. I think everyone already knows about the brat. They were talking about it after you two left. Dumbledore is going to try to get you to give it up for adoption." Severus froze up and gripped his cup tight. Sirius tightened his hold on Severus.
"Over my dead body…"
SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE…
Fred and George stopped and melted themselves to the wall when they heard soft talking. It sounded like Dumbledore and a few of the order members.
"Dumbledore you know they will never agree to give up their child…" McGonagall said in a sad voice.
"Then maybe the baby should be born dead… We'll switch Severus's baby with a dead baby when it is born and then give it to a nice family. We won't lose our spy I promise." Dumbledore said. The twins quickly ran off. They had to warn someone…
4 MONTHS LATER…
Harry was bored… In his 7 month body he now had finger and toes and his lungs were slowly becoming strong in his chest. He stretched out and started kicking his mother's side; even though it was 2 in the morning and he knew he should be sleeping he couldn't bring himself to. Severus groaned and sat up, glaring at his stomach.
"Stupid brat!" Severus hissed. Sirius rolled over with a mumble and looked at his pregnant fiancé.
"He awake again?" Sirius mumbled.
"Yes and he's playing soccer with my kidneys again…" Severus mumbled looking at the clock.
"We have to get up anyways… our flight leaves in two hours…" Severus said slowly getting out of bed. They packed quickly and only things they needed. Sirius stuffed a never ending money pouch in his pack that was directly linked to his vaults.
"We better go before Dumbledore catches us…" Sirius said, helping his pregnant husband stand up. They slowly snuck through the house until they came to the front door. They were not expecting four ministry officials to be waiting for them outside the door, standing with a sad looking Dumbledore.
"It didn't have to be like this boys. You should have just handed over your baby…" Dumbledore said. Sirius put Severus behind him and pointed his wand at Dumbledore.
"Why do you want him so bad?" Sirius growled.
"Because he holds the soul of Harry Potter." The two men stared in shock at him.
"Now slowly go back inside and go to sleep. And then when Harry is reborn we will start to mold him into the perfect weapon." Dumbledore said in a grandfatherly like manner. Sirius looked at Severus and kissed him deeply.
"Severus… I love you…" Sirius whispered. Severus felt tears run down his face.
"I love you too…" Severus whispered back. Sirius leaped from the door way and threw a few spells at Dumbledore and the officials.
"Avada Kedavra!" Dumbledore shouted, the green spell hitting Sirius in the chest. Severus let out a scream of pain when he watched Sirius fall lifelessly to the ground. A loud pop sounded through the night air as Severus disapperated.
NEW YORK…
Severus stumbled through the snow, tears running down his face and blood dripping down between his legs. He held his stomach and limped as fast as he could down a long driveway, pounding at the door he came too.
"PLEASE HELP ME!" Severus screamed, pounding as hard as he could on the door to the school he came across. He felt light headed as the door open and he fell into two strong arms.
"Harry… his name is Harry…" Severus whispered to the man before darkness over took him.
Logan stared in shock at the bloody pregnant man who fell into his arms. He turned and screamed for help, carrying him through the house to the hospital underground.
IN THE STOMACH…
Harry fought for his lift as blood filled his safe bubble in his mother's stomach.
"No Severus please don't die! You need to raise me!" Harry cried in his head. Finally light blinded him and he was pulled out by two strong hands.
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YAY! First fanfic in a long time! My second crossover! I almost cried when I killed Sirius but it had to happen! I'm sorry please don't flame! Love you all and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!