Shinko: Hello! I am the mistress of this world and you have made it into my mind, where we will see what inhabits it!

In the background screams of many people can be heard. "HELP SHE'S LOST IT!!"

Shinko: sadly, I don't own any of the people that show up except 2 people. Me, and my boyfriend, Genflare. I don't own him either, but that's okay, right?

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Shinko is seen in a tour guide dress. "Hello! I am here to take you on a tour of my palace where weird things happen every day! Inside the window there is my husband, Seto. Wave, Seto!!"

Suddenly, Genflare shows up. "You never said you were married!" He too is in a tour guide dress.

"What are you doing in that?" Shinko asks him rudely. "Who gave it to you?"

He looks himself over. "That's not the situation! I'm going to go watch Monty Python again. We can talk later..." he walks off, crying.

Shinko laughs harshly and says, "That is my revenge for him waiting so long to contact me over time. I married Seto! Anyway, moving on." She leads the camera into the front door. "The two wings divide the population here, and the stairs in the center lead to mine and Seto's room. See, the anime people live on one side, and the gaming people live on the other side. I forgot to tell you that tonight is Karaoke night! The main attraction will be Crono and Serge's last duet, 'I forgot to tell you I'm mute'!!" She runs up the stairs to see Sephiroth flinging his Masamune around.

Sephy smiles and says, "Hey, what happed to Genny?"

"Poor Brent kun is upset. Call Ranma to cheer him up."

"Well, anyway... Bakura's Tea shrine is upstairs too, and so Tea is trying to kill him right now." Sephy waves harshly at the camera. "Hello, Mother!!" Then he runs outside and looks for the cursed spring that Shinko had moved into her backyard.

Seto walks down the main bedroom stairs and is frowning.

"SETO MY LOVE!!" Shinko goes and chases him around the main hall and he is scared beyond belief.

"No, please don't hug me my sides are sore."

Suddenly, Bakura, Tea and Yugi come from the anime side of the main hall, but Bakura is running in fear of Tea and Yugi.

"AHHHH!!!" Bakura screams.

"Don't you know that I love Yugi??" Tea yells, chasing him out the door.

"Tea is mine!!" Yugi chases after them both

Shinko smiles happily. "Isn't it so great that things are normal?"

Genflare slowly walks into the hall and sighs. "In the chase of Bakura by Tea and Yugi, they ran over my dvd player and the vcr and my computer."

"That was all outside?" Seto asks.

"Yes..." Genflare is still wearing that strange tour girl dress. "I guess that I will take over by killing Seto!!"

"NO!!!!! I LOVE MY SETO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" Shinko then lets go of Seto and chases Brent kun around some.

"You used to love me... didn't you?"

"Well, you take forever to even say hello to me after you move away!!!"

Seto watches the confrontation and laughs at little Brent Kun. "She won't let you kill me. Because of her, I didn't have to hire body guards."

Shinko waves her arms and turns little Brent Kun into a chibi and sends him to the other side of the hall. "Time out!" She laughs and looks at Seto. "Wanna tell them about our honeymoon?"

Seto shakes his head "HELL NO!!"

"Fine then I will." Shinko reaches up and pulls a map from behind her from... somewhere, but we don't know where just yet. "We went around the Yugioh, Final Fantasy 7, 8, and 9, then straight through Ranma land, and finally we dedided to put our house right next to the cursed spring so that when I spray Seto here with some cold water...."

"Oh no not again..." Seto groans.

Shinko pulls out a bucket of water from somewhere that makes no sense really, and throws it all on Seto so he becomes a chibi!! "He becomes a chibi!!"

Chibi Seto runs and sits by Brent Kun Chibi.

"I love CHIBIS!!" Shinko says. "Well, I have to go for this edition of Shinko's World. I hope that we here in My world make you feel better because you don't live here."

Suddenly, Bakura comes running in and Tea and Yugi are still chasing him. Bakura hides behind Shinko and she protects him and turns him into a chibi too.

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Shinko: Sorry, But Brent Kun is what I really call my boyfriend other than Tenchi. If he knows he's reading this and who it is by then he better email me or reply in the reviews!!!!!

Seto: uhh... That's enough...