OK! These lyrics are meant to be FUNNY! Not to diss. well. sratch that I guess they are kinda dissing her anyways. Can't say otherwise. ummm. sometimes britney can be really cool. but this is a joke remember? Haha? Funny? Ya know? If you like Britney Spears, and her music, then I hope you have a sense of humor about it and not decide to send me threatening e- mails or anything like that. oh shit. there I go with my big mouth again. *hides*

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Britney. or her music, or anything along those lines. which is probably a good thing. wait. if I owned her I could make some pretty good money though. hmmm. lol im JK!





PARODY LYRICS:



Boys

For whatever reason, I feel like I've been wanting you all my life. You don't understand,

I'm so glad we're at the same place at the same time

It's over now



I spotted you dancin', you made all the girls stare

Those lips and your brown eyes and that sexy ass

I said, shake my thing and make the world want you

Tell your boys you'll be back, I wanna see what you can do

What would it take for you to just leave with me?

Not tryin' to sound conceited but me and you were meant to be

You're a sexy guy, I'm a cheap whore

Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world



Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one

Boys, to screw her all night long

Boys, and when a girl is with one

Boys, then she's on the top



Pulled your boy off the dance floor

Screamin' in his hear

Must of said something about me, 'cause he's looking over here

You looking at me with that sexy attitude

But the way your boy's movin' it, it puts me in the mood

What would it take for you to just leave with me?

Not tryin' to sound conceited but me and you were meant to be

You're a sexy guy, I'm a cheap whore

Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world



Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one

Boys, to screw her all night long

Boys, and when a girl is with one

Boys, then she's on the top



Tonight let's fuck, boy have no fear

There's no time to lose

And next week, I'll be with someone else

So boy just make your move



Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one

Boys, to screw her all night long

Boys, and when a girl is with one

Boys, then she's on the top



Come with me, let's jump into the sack

Boy, tonight is ours

Keep lovin' me, make sure you fuck me right

Let's head for the stars



Boys, sometimes a girl just needs one

Boys, to screw her all night long

Boys, and when a girl is with one

Boys, then she's on the top



Can't live with 'em

Can't live without 'em



So there you have it. heheheh

A/N: you can find the real lyrics to this and other Britney songs. if you like her. which if you do then I don't understand y u'd be reading this anyways. but if you do.

http://www.britneyfans.com/lyrics/britney/boys.html