Title: The Secret Life of Seto Kaiba
Author: The Moof
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh
Character/s: Seto Kaiba, Mokuba, Tea, Duke, Tristan, Joey, Ryou Bakura
Word Count: 502
Rating: T
Summary: Kaiba should be warned of the hazards of having a younger brother.
Notes: A friend dared me to write a fic where Seto Kaiba was singing in the shower while Mokuba videotaped him.
Disclaimer: I don't any of the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh, they are all owned by Kazuki Takahashi. I don't own MY DING-A-LING; this song is owned by Chuck Berry.
Mokuba was testing his latest new electronic toy, a micro snake mini video recorder. As he was going from room to room to see the new and weird angle shots he could and hearing the sounds being recorded with such clarity, he had to go to find Seto and show him. As he got to his brother's bedroom, Mokuba could hear Seto singing in the bathroom that is when the young Kaiba had a really bad idea.
Walking to the edge of the bathroom door, Mokuba snaked the mini recorder inside and in the shower stall and hit record.
"And then Mama took me to Grammar school, but I stopped off in the Vestibule. Every time that bell would ring, you'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling! My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling. My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling!" sang Seto as starting to wash his hair.
Mokuba did his best to not to laugh. This was too good for anyone to miss; he knew that his brother would sing in the shower once in a while, but nothing as funny as this.
"Once I was climbing the garden wall, I slipped and had a terrible fall. I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
but held on to my ding-a-ling! My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling!" sang Seto as he finished rinsing the shampoo out, "Once I was swimming cross turtle creek, man them snappers all around my feet. Sure was hard swimming cross that thing, with both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling! My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, I want you play with My Ding-A-Ling!" sang Seto as starting to wash his hair."
Mokuba couldn't take any more without giving himself away, so retracting the mini video recorder; he quietly walked out of Seto's room and ran to his own. Turning on his computer, he loaded the video of Seto singing. A few hours later Tea received an interesting e-mail from Mokuba. After Tea saw the video, she quickly sent it to Yugi, and thus started an interesting domino effect that wouldn't get to Seto Kaiba till lunch time the next day. As Seto was enthralled in reading horror novel, the slight sound of singing could be heard in the room.
"Hmm this here song it ain't so bad." sang Duke with a smile at his desk as he read his math book.
"The cutest little song you ever had." sang Tristan as he started to open his lunch box.
"And those of you who will not sing." sang Joey as he was getting ready to eat his on lunch.
"You must be playing with your own Ding-a-ling." sang Ryou as he was taking science notes.
Then the four started to sing in unison, pointing at Seto, "Your Ding-A-Ling, your Ding-A-Ling, we saw you playing with your Ding-A-Ling!!!"
Soon the bell rang to end lunch, Seto groaned as he tried to hide behind his book till class started.