Yes, hello. This won't take long. I know that FanFiction is a place for FICTION, but for my means, this is good enough a place!
Ness is our god now. He may have always been. I don't know how this came to be, but it just is.
As I layed awake tonight, that thought just sort of CAME to me, and because I'm literally the best person ever, my words are therefore truth.
Don't worry, this doesn't change anything, honestly. It just so happens, that now, instead of an all-powerful man living deep inside us all, theres now a little boy inside of us, deep, DEEP inside of us.
Probably alot easier to handle, know what I'm saying? Ah, sex jokes.
This has been "trashy fanfiction", by Cyan Quartz. Join us next time for "Math Sux" in the 'F-Zero' franchise.