The bird fic
By Galaxy Blue
"Yes" moaned Shrek as he felt the honey brush against his thighs. Frank looked up from where he was painting Shrek with the thick golden liquid "you like that huh" smirked Frank as he finished lathering the green ogre with honey. "Yes daddy more!" cried Shrek, "wait a second I'm just getting the finishing touch" said Frank and he reached behind him and grabbed a bag of bird seed "are you ready?" asked Frank. He didn't wait for an answer he opened the bag and poured it atop Shrek making sure no part of his naked green body wasn't covered in the bird seed "do it just do it already!" screamed Shrek. Frank then positioned himself inside Shrek's thighs "are you sure I don't want to hurt you" mumbled Frank. "JUST DO IT" moaned Shrek not able to hold on much longer then it came Frank opened up a cage full of pigeons and they started pecking the seeds off Shrek's body "more, more" groaned Shrek, Frank then got a bird cage covered in a piece of cloth "here comes the finale" murmured Frank as he ripped the cloth off the cage. Inside was an eagle and not just any eagle it was the eagle which attacked Donald Trump! It squawked and started pecking the seeds off Shrek along with the pigeons and then Shrek spewed out his green onions covering the birds and frank with it then Harry Potter came in with a phoenix and buckbeak "he guys did I miss the bird meeting- oh" said Harry as he surveyed his surroundings "I guess its all ogre now" and he left leaving the man and ogre covered in onions cuddling on the floor.