Okay guys this is a new story I made just on a whim. Great ideas come at all times so I decided to go with it. Anyway enjoy

(There is a ton of misspelled words. Pirates don't speak proper.) ;]


The sun rises and smiles over the land of Arendelle and just like clockwork they get at it. They work to the melody of the breeze that cools the slightest sign of sweat. It relaxes the tensest of the workers. It gives breath to the child gasping from a long game of tag. There have been stories told, tales made, about a queen that has tamed the elements of winter. The rage of the blizzards in her grasp. Yet, she doesn't hunger for power like most. It triggers a thought in most ones, and then others are saying she shouldn't be queen at all! They say "With that power we should have over this whole continent!"

In reality the queen seems to have no interest with such things. Apparently she doesn't like to get her hands dirty, and she doesn't have to! She is a queen and she doesn't have to take orders from anyone. She makes the orders, but yet she is also weighed down with the stress. The Princess, however, is free to do whatever and whenever with no limits. Everyone wants to be a royal, and that's why pirates hate them. They take all of what they have for granted when pirates literally kill for a piece of what they have.

I wonder what it is like to have people ready to come at your beck and call. To want to be you. To have people want to be you. For people to not want to arrest you as soon as you step off a ship. As a pirate I have always pondered these questions.

Unlike most pirates I have a lot of free time. I may act like a mean pirate lass, but that is a cover up of the sorry excuse for a pirate I am. Captain Storme doesn't see me as an asset because I have no idea how to use a sword, and I don't want to use one. He says you can't be a true pirate until you kill a man. If you haven't found out I am not a killer, so I prefer to clean the ship. Also since no one else wants to I have claimed the job as mine. If not I would have walked the plank years ago.

So I have freedom to do whatever as long as I clean and cook. I can do whatever I want! But not today.

"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up before Storm throws ya in th' brig!"

I groan. Why can't I sleep again? Oh right, we plan on pillaging that kingdom at sun set. But can't I sleep a bit longer? The deck doesn't mop itself.

"Up 'n at 'em!"

Kill me now. I groggily rise and send glares to the crew mate who woke me. He just shrugs and says," better me then th' cap'n."

Well he has a point the captain would've had me keelhauled f ' sure.

I sit up and see every one moving around getting ready to plunder. I check myself in a broken piece of glass. My hazelnut-brown hair looks messy, I have dark circles under my eyes, and my cheeks are flushed. My black ruffled skirt is torn at the bottom and my dark blue blouse is baggy. I look fine according to pirate dress.

I walk up the stairs to the deck where all the hands are and everyone is going crazy. A few who wheren't that busy wave and said, "Ahoy! Blue Sky can't wait till lunch!" And "Blow me down! Ye where sleepin' so long I thought ye went ta Davy Jone's locker!" Captain Storm is screeching orders at random workers. It is nothing new actually. I just have to stay out of his way.

Jim is in the crow's nest keeping a firm watch on the horizon. He has obviously been threatened. Jim always falls asleep up there. Today he is like a sharpened sword!

I make my way over to the kitchen where Whiskers is boiling a pot full of… Actually I have no idea what that is!

"Whiskers, what IS that!?"

"Rat stew!" he says. I think I'm gonna be sick! "We need some way to get rid of those seaweed suckin' critters 'n th' bilge!" He adds a hardy laugh after that while I just fake smile.

That is just gross." I think I will skip out on supper tonight- again. I'll make for me own."

"Whatever sails yer ship, Blue Sky. Not all of us can cook as good as ye."

"You are a good cook. Its just that this be an awefull idea."

I start getting some fresh vegetables, sausages and potatoes.

"I'll tell you what", I say," We eat what I make tonight and we eat yours tomorrow for breakfast."

"Yer never up fer breakfast."

"Exactly."

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We get dinner made and by then it was night. I tell Whiskers I'm going to tell the Storm. When he nods that was my cue. I head up to the deck, but was shocked to find what I saw. Turns out I forgot that we were supposed to be in Arendelle by noon. Turns out more than half the crew left and Storm is talking to three guards in green uniforms. By the looks of it they are on to us. I bolt to my quarters to get my blue and black handled cutlass that has never been used.

You can't blame a gal for wantin' to be safe right?

I also grab my dark blue bandanna and tie it across my fourhead. When I get back to the deck there is a full blown sword fight going on. I have no idea what to do I look from mob to mob and decide to run down the gangplank and off the boat. Fear has gripped my soul and I know pirates are not supposed to be scared landlubbers. But I don't even know how to use a sword!

Wait, but they don't know that!

"Hey, Pirate!" Says a guard.

Time to put on my best mask ever." Who? Me! Catch me if ye can seaweed sucker!"

Before I die I run deeper into the kingdom. It may seem like another bad idea, but I have a plan. I do a zig-zag maneuver and basically lead him in circles. Then I disappear behind a huge stack of wine barrels. The guard, badly out of breath, finally comes and looks around for any sign of me. My bandanna is hanging from a drying cord. He chuckles.

"I know you're here! Show yourself so we can handle this like adults!" Next thing he knows a stampede of barrels are heading towards him. He screams like a 3 year old girl and the barrels make him one with the walkway.

"In your face! Pirates are more childish than you think!." I yell. Which got more attention. From the guards and from onlookers awakened from their sleep."Oops."

Then I break into a sprint. While I'm sprinting I see Jim and Tanner run beside me. At first I thought they were guards and I unsheathed my sword.

"Whoa!" Jim says.

"Hey! We both know ye haven't got 'th slightest about how to use a cutlass!" Tanner yells.

"Okay I know, but better safe than sorry." I say.

Jim replies," Yeah we agree. So you hold this."

He gave me an old sack that was about the size of a ring pillow. Before I can ask what was in there an arrow whizzed past our heads. After that we all split up. I tricked more gaurds. I continued straight and blow me down! There was the Funnel; our ship! I sped up my pace and paid no mind that it began to snow. I can't believe I'm going to make it!

Just when I thought I was free something hopped in front of me. I skidded to a stop immediately. Then what I saw frightened me to the core.

"Where is my SISTER!" The woman growled.

"I uh-uh..."

"I asked you a question!"

The winds picked up around her and the sky began to dump sleet from its insides. Oh no I know exactly whom I've ran into.

I could only stand there petrified. Then when she fell down Iit greatly confused me. She didn't get up either. Is she dead? What happened? Then I saw Storm behind where she lies.

"Are ye waiting for? For her to get up!? Get yer keizer on board!" Storm said.

That was all I needed to get the heck out of there. But I still had one question.

"What did you do to her, captain?" I asked.

"Easy, the old stone on the back of the noggin trick. Works everytime if ye don't miss."

We head up the gangplank and onto the Funnel.

Storm asks if everyone is on board, and Tanner says yes. So everyone begins to take their places to get the ship moving. I see more guards and random people dash toward us. So I run and kick the gangplank off the ship. It tips backwards and I see that all the crew mates are looking.

"Timbeeeeeeeerrrrrr!" I yell so everyone can hear. The guards head my warning, but this one guy with blonde hair gets smashed by it. I don't try to suppress my laughter. While I did that the anchor had been weighed, the sailed hoisted, and we were moving.

I feel good. I feel like a real pirate for once in my life. I put my sword back in it's sheath and strut over to the captain.

"Okay mates," He says," Whatcha got fer me?"

The members who stole something place their spoils in a pile. I almost forgot I had something.

"Oh! Here captain!" I say.

"What is it?" He says shocked I actually got something.

"I actually...never-" By then he actually opened it and was gapping.

"Shiver me timbers! The lass made it off with the Queen's crown!" Storm says proudly.

All my crew mates praised me highly saying,"What a rogue!" "Knew there was some pirate in ye!" "Swoggle me eyes!"

I couldn't believe it myself. So much for not getting my hands dirty.

"But-but I-" Storm places a hand on my shoulder.

"If ye keep it up I might move ye ta lookout. That bilge rat keeps himself three sheets to the wind!"

Jim blushes and everyone laughs.

"Aye captain." I mumble.

He walks over to Roger and Eye-patch and tells them to put the prisoner in holding. I am curious to find out what prisoner. I walk over to the sorry sucker that got caught by us and was very shocked to find it is a girl about my age with red hair, freckles, and a really nice purple dress on. Teal eyes stare at me in fear. Her hands and neck are bound and she is being pulled around like a dog. They went straight to the cells downstairs.

Now, I just have to ask who was she? She didn't look like some poor soul. Tanner was by me so I chose to ask him.

"Hey, Tan, who was she?"

"Oh her that's are prisoner, the princess of Arendelle! Ha Ha!" He says with pride.

My world went black. We have never done this before. I know the pirate code says we must hate all Royals, but no one said anything about this! I can only come up with one reply.

"We. Kidnapped.A princess!" I say slowly.


So what do you all think! I know I am going to have to write the meanings to all the pirate words for all you modern lads. See ya till the next chapter!