FlashBlade: Well this should be interesting. This starts out as a character
of mine and Zim crossover and I definitely have plans for including Nny as
well. I kind of have an idea of where this is going and at the same time
have no idea. It's a kind of let the cards fall where they may type of
thing. All characters except for mine are probably going to be OOC. I hope
this ends up being original and please, all you nice people who read this,
R&R. Thanks in advance
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Invader Zim characters or any J.T.H.M. characters or any thing created by Jhonen Vasquez. The only characters I own are Croyis and Jaz. This is being done for entertainment only. That should cover all of it. Now just sit back and enjoy.
Zim's New Problem
The craft flies through space towards Earth, going at what would be insane speeds for normal spacecraft, but not for the craft of Croyis Maxin. Inside the craft, it's almost complete darkness, save for the lights of the control panel.
"It's been years since I've been back on earth, hasn't it Jaz?" Croyis said to her robotic companion.
"Yeah, it certainly has been awhile. 5 years by my count" it responded.
"That long? Wow. Time sure flies when you're having fun."
"Or racking up bounties, as in you're case. In any case, we're making our final approach. Time for you to take off the autopilot and fly us in."
"All right, just make sure you're ready," she said as climbed into the pilots seat. She turns off the auto and takes a hold of the controls and starts flying towards the planets surface, doing a few aerobatic tricks for good measure and because Jaz hates it when she does that.
She breaks through the cloud cover over the city and flies over to the entrance to her underground home, only to find that there is a house there. What the hell is this, she thinks as she runs a scan over the house. The house only appears to be little more than a prop and underneath the house there is a huge network of tubes and chambers that have destroyed part of her base.
"What the fuck is this shit!!"
"What is it Croyis?!"
"Some little shit has built a base over mine! I'm gonna find the little fucker and rip him to shreds!
"Whoa! Calm down there C. It can't be that bad."
"You think so Jaz, take a look," she says as she points to the monitor. Jaz takes a look.
"Uh, he-he, I guess it is that bad." He notices something in the monitor.
"Hey, it looks like there's someone down there"
"Open a channel, I wanna talk to him NOW!" Jaz then opens a communication channel to the thing inside the base under the house.(Zim if you haven't guessed by now.)
"Hey, you in there! Little dude! Who are you and why have you destroyed part of my base?!"
"I am Zim. The greatest invader of the Irkin army and the one who will take over this planet for the Irkin Empire!"
"Well…Zim, you have 1 minute to get out here and face me before I destroy your base with you still in it"
"Fine, I'll meet you in 1 minute, but you had better be prepared to face some doom."
"Whatever, just get your scrawny little ass out here Zim."
Croyis then cuts the communication line and then lands the craft. After landing, she steps out of the craft followed by Jaz. We now get a chance to see the both of them and they look as though they have been to the end of the universe and back a few times. They actually have been to the end of the universe a few times because Milliways is one of her favorite places to have a meal. Anyway Croyis looks as though she has been in more than a few battles and has suffered because of it and she knows it, but enjoys the results because she is a cyborg and armed to the teeth, ready for anything.
Jaz, on the other hand, is a bit different. He also has a few scars running over his surface, but not nearly as much as Croyis because he is a smaller target. Picture the robot from the movie Flubber and where the 2 valve things on the side are, put a couple of arms that look as though they were ripped from the robot from Short Circuit and you would have Jaz. He is the most advanced artificial intelligence. So advanced is he that he seems more human than most humans.
Croyis runs her fingers over the scars on her face. Scars from one of her first battles, and the cause of her first cybernetic part. She stands in wait for Zim.
It isn't long before Zim exits the house and approaches Croyis with Gir at his side.
"What do you want human, and be quick, I have a planet to conquer"
In one quick movement, Croyis picks up Zim and brings him eye level to her.
"Listen to me and listen to me good you little shit! Your base is sitting on top of my base and I'm not all that happy about it. So move your little ass and your base out of here now before I do something you're not gonna like," she says as 2 shoulder mounted laser blasters pop out and point at Zim. Zim notices the blasters, it would be hard not to, and decides to do what Croyis says. He knows he can't do much now, but he can always get revenge later.
"All right human. I will do as you say, but be warned, I will get my revenge and on that day something…um…not good will happen," Zim says as he pushes a button on the doorknob which transforms the house back to that little screw thing he used to make his base, leaving only Zim's zoot cruiser. Zim then climbs into his cruiser and flies off to his space station while Croyis and Jaz take her craft to Croyis' underground base.
Well, that all for now. This will be a chapter thing, but don't expect anything regular. I hope you all enjoyed this first installment and I ask again, please R&R. It would mean so much to me if you did. Thanks and bye for now.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Invader Zim characters or any J.T.H.M. characters or any thing created by Jhonen Vasquez. The only characters I own are Croyis and Jaz. This is being done for entertainment only. That should cover all of it. Now just sit back and enjoy.
Zim's New Problem
The craft flies through space towards Earth, going at what would be insane speeds for normal spacecraft, but not for the craft of Croyis Maxin. Inside the craft, it's almost complete darkness, save for the lights of the control panel.
"It's been years since I've been back on earth, hasn't it Jaz?" Croyis said to her robotic companion.
"Yeah, it certainly has been awhile. 5 years by my count" it responded.
"That long? Wow. Time sure flies when you're having fun."
"Or racking up bounties, as in you're case. In any case, we're making our final approach. Time for you to take off the autopilot and fly us in."
"All right, just make sure you're ready," she said as climbed into the pilots seat. She turns off the auto and takes a hold of the controls and starts flying towards the planets surface, doing a few aerobatic tricks for good measure and because Jaz hates it when she does that.
She breaks through the cloud cover over the city and flies over to the entrance to her underground home, only to find that there is a house there. What the hell is this, she thinks as she runs a scan over the house. The house only appears to be little more than a prop and underneath the house there is a huge network of tubes and chambers that have destroyed part of her base.
"What the fuck is this shit!!"
"What is it Croyis?!"
"Some little shit has built a base over mine! I'm gonna find the little fucker and rip him to shreds!
"Whoa! Calm down there C. It can't be that bad."
"You think so Jaz, take a look," she says as she points to the monitor. Jaz takes a look.
"Uh, he-he, I guess it is that bad." He notices something in the monitor.
"Hey, it looks like there's someone down there"
"Open a channel, I wanna talk to him NOW!" Jaz then opens a communication channel to the thing inside the base under the house.(Zim if you haven't guessed by now.)
"Hey, you in there! Little dude! Who are you and why have you destroyed part of my base?!"
"I am Zim. The greatest invader of the Irkin army and the one who will take over this planet for the Irkin Empire!"
"Well…Zim, you have 1 minute to get out here and face me before I destroy your base with you still in it"
"Fine, I'll meet you in 1 minute, but you had better be prepared to face some doom."
"Whatever, just get your scrawny little ass out here Zim."
Croyis then cuts the communication line and then lands the craft. After landing, she steps out of the craft followed by Jaz. We now get a chance to see the both of them and they look as though they have been to the end of the universe and back a few times. They actually have been to the end of the universe a few times because Milliways is one of her favorite places to have a meal. Anyway Croyis looks as though she has been in more than a few battles and has suffered because of it and she knows it, but enjoys the results because she is a cyborg and armed to the teeth, ready for anything.
Jaz, on the other hand, is a bit different. He also has a few scars running over his surface, but not nearly as much as Croyis because he is a smaller target. Picture the robot from the movie Flubber and where the 2 valve things on the side are, put a couple of arms that look as though they were ripped from the robot from Short Circuit and you would have Jaz. He is the most advanced artificial intelligence. So advanced is he that he seems more human than most humans.
Croyis runs her fingers over the scars on her face. Scars from one of her first battles, and the cause of her first cybernetic part. She stands in wait for Zim.
It isn't long before Zim exits the house and approaches Croyis with Gir at his side.
"What do you want human, and be quick, I have a planet to conquer"
In one quick movement, Croyis picks up Zim and brings him eye level to her.
"Listen to me and listen to me good you little shit! Your base is sitting on top of my base and I'm not all that happy about it. So move your little ass and your base out of here now before I do something you're not gonna like," she says as 2 shoulder mounted laser blasters pop out and point at Zim. Zim notices the blasters, it would be hard not to, and decides to do what Croyis says. He knows he can't do much now, but he can always get revenge later.
"All right human. I will do as you say, but be warned, I will get my revenge and on that day something…um…not good will happen," Zim says as he pushes a button on the doorknob which transforms the house back to that little screw thing he used to make his base, leaving only Zim's zoot cruiser. Zim then climbs into his cruiser and flies off to his space station while Croyis and Jaz take her craft to Croyis' underground base.
Well, that all for now. This will be a chapter thing, but don't expect anything regular. I hope you all enjoyed this first installment and I ask again, please R&R. It would mean so much to me if you did. Thanks and bye for now.