Summary: Bella is sick of being alone on Saturday's when her roomies are out on dates; so what happens when Alice's Green eyed brother comes to town? All Human. R&R's would be appreciated. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of the characters in this chapter. :( They all belong to the brilliant Stephenie Meyer.

Okay, here we go..

My Best Friend's Brother

Boredom. That's all I can say for my life right now. Absolute boredom. My two Best Friends in the world, convieniantly my room-mates as well, are out on dates with their long lasting, devoted, boyfriends. Me? Well, it's Saturday night, so of course, i'm sat on the couch with a bowl of popcorn watching Romeo and Juliet. Again. What a suprise. I have no homework to do, no papers to finish, no exams to revise for because I just graduated. Nothing! To think I actually want to do homework on a Saturday night. Alice and Rosalie are my Bestest Friends in the whole world. Rosalie Hale is a beautiful, could be model. She had long blonde hair that looks like it's just come out of a professional salon, 24/7. Alice Cullen is a short, hyper, bubbly, pixie like girl, with short black spiky hair. She is fashion obsessed, constantly dressing me up in sexy dresses that are too low cut for my own good.

My phone buzzed on the coffee table infront of me. It was flashing, signalling I had a new text message.

Hey Bella! It's Mike. Do you want to do something tonight? X

Ugh, this guy just won't listen. How many times have i rejected him this week?

Sorry Mike, but no. I have other plans.

Ha, no kiss. Suck on that Mike.

Oh, well that's ok! We can do something tomorrow instead! Dinner and a movie? Then back to mine. ;) X

I shivered. I actually shivered. That's the most revolting thing i've ever heard.

Erm, no thanks Mike. That's actually really disgusting, i can't believe you said that. How many times do i have to tell you i don't like you?

Of course, I didn't have to wait long for a reply.

Fine. Your loss, not mine. Call me if you change your mind. I'll be prepared. X

Luckily, before I could go ballistic with Mike, Alice came in with Jasper. Jasper Whitlock is Alice's boyfriend.

"Alice!" I screeched,

"Woah, Bella. What's up?"

"Read these texts I just got from Mike. They make me shiver."

I handed her my phone and stomped back to the couch where Jasper was calmly waiting for Alice to join him.

"Ew! Bella that is disgusting! I think you should get a restraining order put against him. I can't believe you ever went out with him. I mean seriously, have you seen him?"

"Yeah, I agree with the restraining order, but how was I supposed to know that if I went out with him once, he'd never leave me alone again?"

"What's up guys?" Jasper asked, clearly confused. I handed him my phone, and the expressions on his face as he read the texts would have been comical if I wasn't so mad.

"Ugh. That guy's a creep. Remember when he stalked you that time at the theme park? We were enjoying ourselves untill he showed up."

"Yeah, how could I forget. Emmett's face was a picture! He's never looked so grossed out!" Emmett McCarty is Rosalie's boyfriend. He's huge, muscly and to a stranger he looks terrifying. But really, he's just a huge teddy bear.

"Speak of the devil.." Alice muttered as Rosalie and Emmett walked in. They were completely oblivious to the fact that the three of us were sat there, and carried on their heavy make out session towards Rosalie's bedroom without a look in our direction.

"Well, that was pleasant." I muttered, causing Jasper and Alice, who was now in his lap, to start cracking up. I joined in soon after.

"Well, I think we're gonna call it a night." Alice said whilst winking at Jasper. Jasper just chuckled and ruffled her hair.

"Right, just keep it down okay? I don't need to hear you two all night. I'll get enough having a bedroom next to Rosalie's." I shuddered. They both chuckled.

"Haha. Very funny. Night Bells. Ooh, and remember, you've got to be up and ready tomorrow, because my Brother is coming." Alice said as she got up and kissed my cheek.

"Goodnight Bella." Jasper said as he followed Alice into her bedroom.

"Night guys. Have fun!" I winked at them as they closed the bedroom door but not before laughing at me and winking back.

In all honesty, I had completely forgotten that Alice's Brother, Edward was moving back to Forks after he had moved away to go to Medical School. Apparently, he's now coming back home to be a Surgeon and Fork's hospital. I don't understand why he didn't move somewhere with a bigger population. Fork's isn't exactly the biggest place in the world. I can't see he would get much work here.

Alice says he's coming back here because he wants to be around his family, and his Father, who works at the same hospital he will be working at. Carlisle and Esme, Alice's parents, are like my second parents. I can't remember the number of times i'd slept over there throughout the years. Especially when my Mother Renee moved away. My Parents got a divorce a few years ago, it was really hard on me, as my Mother moved to Jacksonville and I missed her terribly. She moved in with her new Husband Phil. He's nice and everything but, ya'know. He's not my Dad. He's a baseball player, strictly minor league. And he's a lot younger than my Mom, but he makes her happy, so i'm happy.

My Father Charlie still lives here in Forks. He's the Chief Of Police in this small Town, so he wasn't around much when I was growing up. That's why I spent most of my time at The Cullen's place. They made me feel welcome.

So, now I have to be up prompt in the morning, because Edward is coming round. If the weather is nice, we are all going for a picnic. Me, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Esme and Edward. Alice suggested the picnic saying that she had a feeling the weather was going to be sunny and warm. She has a feeling about these things, and usually she's right. Now, I have nothing to do to pass the time. I have lost complete interest in the film. I don't dare go back in my room; Rosalie isn't the quietist of people. I settled on reading Wuthering Heights my favourite book of all time and before long I was drifting closer to unconsciousness.

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