A crazy and random one-shot. (The edited version) ;)

I don't own Ninjago

(Jay's POV)

I paused the game just as we were all about to throw grenades at the incoming zombies.

"Seriously, Jay?" Kai whined while Cole, Zane, and Lloyd glared at me. I shrugged, standing up and brushing chip bits off my pants.

"I've gotta go to the bathroom," I said as I hurried out of the game room.

"You should've gone when we were taking an official break!" Cole hollered.

"I didn't have to go then!" I retorted, "'Cuz that was then and this is now!"

I ran into the room that I shared with the others, grabbing their pillows before running back into the game room. I had lied about having to go to the bathroom.

I snuck behind Porcupine Butt, armed with my pillow. Raising it high above my head, I brought it down hard on top of his head.

"What the...!" Kai exclaimed. He scrambled to his feet and whirled around to face me. The other three also stood up.

"Here, Cole!" I tossed the Italian his pillow, which he grabbed and brought down on Lloyd's head.

"Hey!" Lloyd protested before grabbing the nearest pillow, which he threw at Cole, who dolphin-dived to avoid it, chuckling.

Kai grabbed his pillow, along with Zane's and Lloyd's, which he tossed to their owners.

"Pillow fight!" I yelled before taking a swipe at Zane's left flank. He jumped backwards before swinging his pillow at my head. It hit me square on the left side of my face, and I staggered backwards, bumping into Kai. I swung my pillow over my head, and there was an "Oof!" as the soft material hit his face.

"You dirty little...!" Lloyd yelled violently at Cole as he was shoved brutally into Zane.

"Strike!" Cole hollered as the two lay sprawled on the floor, the wind knocked out of them.

"Let's get Porcupine Butt!" I said to Cole as Kai started running out the door. Giving me a wicked grin, Cole threw himself forward. Kai squawked loudly as he was knocked to the floor, pinned underneath the Italian's greater weight.

"And I'm not a porcupine!" Kai spat as he writhed in vain to free himself from where Cole was sitting on his lower back. He threw his head back, and let out a crow of victory.

A two hard whacks to the back of my head made me fall forward.

"I'm gonna get you two for that!" I screamed as I scrambled to my feet before ripping Kai's pillow out of his hand. He let out a loud protest, but he was silenced by repeated hits to the face from Cole's black pillow.

"Dance, lightning boy, dance!" Lloyd teased me as he came in for a fresh attack. I blocked it using the pillow that I had stolen from Kai before taking my own hit.

"Who're you calling lightning boy, shrimp?" I taunted him. Even though he was a year younger than me, he was still small for fourteen.

"I ain't a shrimp anymore!" was the outraged yell. I snickered before flinging Kai's pillow at Zane's head, who unfortunately didn't duck in time, and received the Inferno's hair gelled pillow full in the face.

After a few more minutes of a violent tussle (in which Cole reluctantly let Kai rejoin), someone had to ruin it.

"What are you boys up to?" Nya asked, standing in the doorway with her arms crossed over her chest. I looked up at her from my spot on the doggy pile that we decided to have on the shrimp.

We exchanged mischevious looks before slowly untangling ourselves.

"Let's get her, boys!"

And, yeah. Anyone else think it would be fun to live with these guys, 'cuz I sure do!

Sorry if it was crappy, but my imagination sorta failed me. Tell me how you liked it in the reviews!