Disclaimer: none of this is mine, as I'm sure you know
this is not the best one by a long shot
special thanks to my Dad who came up with the idea for this one
(walking in the air)
Talking in the Shire
They're talking in the Shire,
They're talking about Bag End,
Will he come,
Back to re-
Claim what's his?
They're talking in the Shire…
They're talking about Bilbo,
Wand'ring round,
Conversing,
With elves and dwarves.
They're talking in the Shire…
They're talking about Bagginses
Shouldn't be,
Going off,
On adventures.
They're talking in the shire…