Da de da... I don't own WOT * sigh *
The Prophet (Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely)
All the WOT characters are in Ebou Dar. Mat runs and hides (flees for his life from the -gasp- lace collared shirts. Massema is holding a raid party, that some of the Aiel joined (Massema's mob will have MAJOR headaches -ahhem Elyane *cough*- in the morning from ossquai)
Massema's mob: Show me the meaning of Light, Lord Dragon
Blessed be you in the Light
Tell me why I can't be there where you arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So many words for the rest of us
You tame shadowspawn, like your friend Perrin
We will do you evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy wish (not shutting up)
Walk with me Rand....
Massema: HOW DARE YOU USE THE NAME OF THE LORD DRAGON, BLESSED BE HIS NAME IN THE LIGHT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kills all his followers.
Uno: struts over, slightly wobbly Can you get on with the flaming song about the Dragon bloody Reborn?
Nyneave: UNO! Mother's milk in a cup, how flaming dare you use that bloody language around me, you summer ham??? Is about to kill Uno when Lan comes. Nyneave runs up to him. Lan!!! I haven't seen you for over THREE MINUTES. I was SO worried.
Tylin comes over.
Tylin: looks approvingly at Nyneave. That's right Nyneave. You have to handle them FIRMLY or they'll never get house broken.
Matsy, oh my rabbit, where are you?
Mat sprints away.
Nyneave looks at Tylin
Nyneave: I'll weave you a gate, if you promise you'll house-break him.
Tylin: You know Mat.
Nyneave: much to my regret.
Tuon comes up.
Tuon: very gittery I just married Mat.
Nyneave and Tylin: WHAT!!!
Tuon: yes
Nyneave: first Rand, then Mat. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. * Sobs * Oh Lannypoo, maybe I wasn't a * sniff * good Wisdom after all!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Lan takes her away.
So ends Chapter One, the of the Prophet
The Prophet (Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely)
All the WOT characters are in Ebou Dar. Mat runs and hides (flees for his life from the -gasp- lace collared shirts. Massema is holding a raid party, that some of the Aiel joined (Massema's mob will have MAJOR headaches -ahhem Elyane *cough*- in the morning from ossquai)
Massema's mob: Show me the meaning of Light, Lord Dragon
Blessed be you in the Light
Tell me why I can't be there where you arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So many words for the rest of us
You tame shadowspawn, like your friend Perrin
We will do you evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy wish (not shutting up)
Walk with me Rand....
Massema: HOW DARE YOU USE THE NAME OF THE LORD DRAGON, BLESSED BE HIS NAME IN THE LIGHT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kills all his followers.
Uno: struts over, slightly wobbly Can you get on with the flaming song about the Dragon bloody Reborn?
Nyneave: UNO! Mother's milk in a cup, how flaming dare you use that bloody language around me, you summer ham??? Is about to kill Uno when Lan comes. Nyneave runs up to him. Lan!!! I haven't seen you for over THREE MINUTES. I was SO worried.
Tylin comes over.
Tylin: looks approvingly at Nyneave. That's right Nyneave. You have to handle them FIRMLY or they'll never get house broken.
Matsy, oh my rabbit, where are you?
Mat sprints away.
Nyneave looks at Tylin
Nyneave: I'll weave you a gate, if you promise you'll house-break him.
Tylin: You know Mat.
Nyneave: much to my regret.
Tuon comes up.
Tuon: very gittery I just married Mat.
Nyneave and Tylin: WHAT!!!
Tuon: yes
Nyneave: first Rand, then Mat. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. * Sobs * Oh Lannypoo, maybe I wasn't a * sniff * good Wisdom after all!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Lan takes her away.
So ends Chapter One, the of the Prophet