Steamed Up

by tamer.of.the.wild.things.13

CRACKFIC, drabble. Someone gets bored on an easy mission and writes this. Then accidentally hand it in. Iruka-sensei is going to be pissed! Two-shot. Rating T for suggestive themes and mild language. Yaoi-ish pairing.

1. Steamed Up

Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto characters. I just love them.

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Iruka's like a teapot

Short and hot

He'll fly off his handle

And chew you out

When he gets all steamed up

Hear him shout

Run away and watch out!