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A/N: Just read it
Hello, I'm your wonderful new advice columnist for the Daily Prophet, Peter Pettigrew. I think this could finally be the perfect job for me, it's fair to say that in the past I have made more than a few small mistakes. But now I have realised that Voldie isn't as great as I thought, in fact he's not even remotely scary, so I have taken this job in a new career move.
Actually when you think about it I have been giving advice all my life, for example Voldie came to ask me for advice about where Lily and James where, I was able to help him straight away. I just can't help my helpful caring nature, which is why I want to help you with your problems. I can give wonderful advice on anything from transformation (and McGonagall said I was no good at it, I'll show her), to romance (I'm sure girls only screamed when I went near them because I was so good looking) or even cookery (I made Harry's first birthday cake). I can also give first hand accounts on being a deatheater and how to fake your own death convincingly.
Here's an example of the type of letter you could send me:
Dear Mr Pettigrew or most wonderful hero of mine (I don't mind which)
I have recently become a deatheater but now wish to go back to playing Quidditch for my national team, what can I do that won't result in my very slow tortuous death at the hands of the Dark Lord?
From foreign seeker
So send me your worries and remember that `A problem shared is a problem halved' or something to that effect. Go on, get writing now, you know you want to.
Peter Pettigrew, advice columnist for the Daily Prophet, ex-deatheater, ex-marauder, part-time rat
A/N: So review some problems or just review, you can send letters from Voldemort, Harry, Dumbledore, anyone you want and hopefully if this is popular I'll get a new chapter up soon
A/N: Just read it
Hello, I'm your wonderful new advice columnist for the Daily Prophet, Peter Pettigrew. I think this could finally be the perfect job for me, it's fair to say that in the past I have made more than a few small mistakes. But now I have realised that Voldie isn't as great as I thought, in fact he's not even remotely scary, so I have taken this job in a new career move.
Actually when you think about it I have been giving advice all my life, for example Voldie came to ask me for advice about where Lily and James where, I was able to help him straight away. I just can't help my helpful caring nature, which is why I want to help you with your problems. I can give wonderful advice on anything from transformation (and McGonagall said I was no good at it, I'll show her), to romance (I'm sure girls only screamed when I went near them because I was so good looking) or even cookery (I made Harry's first birthday cake). I can also give first hand accounts on being a deatheater and how to fake your own death convincingly.
Here's an example of the type of letter you could send me:
Dear Mr Pettigrew or most wonderful hero of mine (I don't mind which)
I have recently become a deatheater but now wish to go back to playing Quidditch for my national team, what can I do that won't result in my very slow tortuous death at the hands of the Dark Lord?
From foreign seeker
So send me your worries and remember that `A problem shared is a problem halved' or something to that effect. Go on, get writing now, you know you want to.
Peter Pettigrew, advice columnist for the Daily Prophet, ex-deatheater, ex-marauder, part-time rat
A/N: So review some problems or just review, you can send letters from Voldemort, Harry, Dumbledore, anyone you want and hopefully if this is popular I'll get a new chapter up soon