Author's Note: Halo! I finally finished another story. This story will be longer than the others that I did so far. And yes, I haven't updated in the last 2 weeks or so. Also this story is going to be a humorous one because I thought the last story I did was deep and seriousand I am not serious at all, so yeah. Hope you enjoy!

"W-what did I do to deserve this," said a blonde vampire who was was sitting in a corner of a room while pandemonium was happening right before his blue eyes. He then remembered, it all started when he was making dessert for his younger brothers…

"Yay! The Tableware Otaku is finally gone! We could do whatever we want, that means-eh?" Ayato was looking for the red-eyed blonde but she was nowhere to be seen.

"Chichinashi? Where are you, I'm thirsty, so be right next to Yours Truly!"

"Shut up, would ya! Plus, Reiji is just staying at the old man's house for some shitty business, so that Megane freak will be back before we know it." Subaru knew that the rest of his brothers knew, but still, to have the second oldest brother gone for a week was freedom. They all hated him telling them what not to do and what manners they should display.

"Everyone, I found Bitch-chan! Think of all the activities I could do with her now that Reiji is away, wanna join, Ayato?" Ayato nodded in response as both Laito and Ayato stared sadistically at Yui. She gulped. I'm going to be dead for sure, but maybe I could distract them for awhile….

"Why don't we have a special dinner party?" Both Ayato and Laito exchanged a suspicious glance.

"U-um, it's special because Reji-san isn't here, s-so we could have whatever we want", Yui informed them, while stuttering. Laito looked into her ruby red eyes.

"That's not a bad idea, Bitch-chan. Plus, as a bonus, I just know who to ea-"

"Yes, I will have all the yummy takoyaki I want! That damn Reiji says we only get special desserts once a month, but now I will make sure that those takoyaki will be in Yours Truly's stomach!"

'Does that also mean there will also be pudding and cupcakes?"

"W-will there also b-be bread?" Everyone stared at Subaru. Nobody knew that he liked bread, to be more specific, they thought he didn't like any food. Yui sighed in relief. The blonde vampire who was sleeping on the couch, opened one eye lazily.

"Looks like I will have to be the one to prepare all of this or else, this mansion would be destroyed and I will be sent to the North Pole again...too troublesome…"

"How is everything Shuu-san? Do you need any help?" Yui peeked into the kitchen through the door. Shuu didn't even glance at her.

"Don't you see, I have got this all under control, so leave me alone or, you'll distract me!"

"Ah yes, sorry. Call me over when you have set the dinner table." Yui took one last glance at Shuu. She noticed that he was pouring a bottle of what seemed to look like wine. Yui stiffened, she then shook her head in disbelief. Shuu-san will never do something like that. But she still seemed unsure. Got this under control, huh?

"Hey Shuu! What the fuck did you put in that chocolate?" Shuu was surprised that Yui is still managing to yell at him. After the four Sakamaki brothers including Yui, ate dessert, they all were intoxicated with alcohol and it wasn't a pretty sight to see. Yui was an...angry drunk, you could say. Laito was more perverted, which was scary because he is usually so lewd.

"Bitch-chan, make me feel goo-"

"Make you feel good? Idiot, you don't need me, anything that you can lick will please you! I even bet a celery stick can turn you on!" Yui threw a celery stick that hit Subaru's forehead though it was meant for Laito. Subaru grabbed the celery stick and was heading for the door.

"Hey, where do you think you are going?" Shuu couldn't lose anyone, especially since all of this nonsense

"Me and the celery had enough of you people, treating us like dirt. I mean, we might be vegetables, but you don't even use us the right way!"

"Vegetables?" Then he finally realized what Subaru meant, and then Shuu slammed his head against the wall.

"Why, why, why…" When the brothers were little, the triplets teased Subaru about his hair and how he looked like cauliflower and after that Subaru was never the same. Subaru must now think he was cauliflower.

" Can you feel the love tonight? " Ayato was using Laito's karaoke microphone as he sang and danced like an angel, well, tried to dance like an angel.

"There is no fucking love around here! You bloody vampires are too heartless to care about anything at all, except for blood. Do you know how much blood I lost? I am a freaking pancake, why do I need to become more flat chested,huh?" Yui was about to throw something but then, there was smoke. Then, a hand appeared and wrapped around a pole that was never in their mansion.

"Okay, which one of you invited pole dancers?" Shuu suspected it was Laito but Laito was too busy making love with a soap bar, Subaru was grabbing all the vegetables from the fridge, and fruits too since apparently, fruits were "cousins", Yui was too busy throwing stuff at Ayato, and Ayato was avoiding the throwing objects with his "angelic" dance moves. When the smoke cleared, a sassy-looking Kanato appeared looking ready to pole dance / strip the night long.

"This can't be happening, this just can't be happening…" But Shuu didn't do anything to stop it. He just let them do whatever the hell they wanted to do until they all went to sleep.

If only he knew how chaotic it would be for the next 6 days...

Author's Note: Now you have reached the end of this chappie and there will be six more of these for you to read. I got the drunk desserts idea from Brother's Conflict. And that is all. Kissy faces to y'all!