Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or the characters. Though I want to for my own personal circus. . .
This is a Spoof on a very bad yaoi and yuri I read.
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Tea and Crumpets by: I'mSoDamnSexy_12345678
Hello. This is a fic about what the title says. This is my 76 fic so please no flames, I am very new to writing. A yaoi and yuri with my own touch. Please don't be too hard on me, for my brother is in the hospital with a pencil up his nose. I think it grew there he does not wash his face much you see. PG 13 for the pictures in my head.
________________The story______________________________________________________
Tai and Matt are running and skipping down the road hand in hand. For they are openly gay along with Ken. (But Ken doesn't have a boyfriend. . . yet!) They reach Matt's House and they look into each others eyes,
"Tai Darling, would you like to sleep over?" asks Matt with a bounce in his voice,
"Why I'd love to! We can make some tea and crumpets and we can watch some chick flicks!" says an enthusiastic Tai,
"No I have a better idea! Call up Ken and he can bring Davis! We can have a slumber party!"
'Wonderful I'll call him right now!"
Tai: Hello? Ken?
Ken: Speaking!
Tai: we're having a get together at Matt's house and I was wondering if you could come and bring Davis with you! We can make some Tea and Crumpets!
Ken: Why not! Besides, I heard you and Matt host smashing Box Socials! We'll be there.
*Later that evening*
::Davis and Ken are walking together::
wow thought Davis the two most popular guys are inviting me over they must finally realise how cool I am
Ken and Davis reach Matt's house and they walk in,
"Hey Davis, do you want some tea and crumpets?" asks Matt,
Hmm, must be some new trend thought Davis,
"Okay!" he takes a crumpet and pops it into his mouth. All of a sudden a warm and tingly feeling rushes over him. He looks over at Ken and says,
"Have I ever said how dashing you look in gray?" after a tedious vote the group of four decide to do yoga,
"Aw, but my heart was set on doing Taichi." whines Davis,
"Ooh! Me too!" exclaims Ken,
"Guys, we had that planned for later this night." explains Matt. Suddenly the door bursts open and there is TK Red with fury. Matt screams at him,
"TK, Get out, Get OUT! Can't you see we're having a social bonanza?!"
"No! You get out. This is MY room!!" yells TK,
"No, let him stay, he can have some Tea and Crumpets!" exclaims Ken,
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams TK and he rums out the door yelling to his mother,
"I'M GOING TO KARI'S HOUSE!" TK is running down the road thinking Man My brother was the only odd odd* one but now all of the others are too. It must be the Tea and Crumpets! he reaches Kari's house and he runs up to her room to see Kari kissing Yolei with Sora and Mimi Chanting in the background, "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" TK runs in and yells,
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you done to my Girlfriend???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh Hello TK," says Yolei, "Come join us! You can have some Tea and Crumpets!!!!!!!!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::TK wakes up from his very bad nightmare and goes downstairs to find his older brother in the kitchen::
"Hey," says TK, "What's for breakfast?"
"Tea and Crumpets," replies Matt,
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::TK wakes up again and goes downstairs to find Matt putting his coat on::
"Hey," says TK, "Where are you going?"
'To Tai's house, he said something about tea. . ."
The End. . . Or is it?
Of course TK is the Hero.
This is my very first humour and I'm very proud.
My sister gave me the idea.
Please Read and Review.
You probably think it's bad though.
-TK's Girl :)
This is a Spoof on a very bad yaoi and yuri I read.
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Tea and Crumpets by: I'mSoDamnSexy_12345678
Hello. This is a fic about what the title says. This is my 76 fic so please no flames, I am very new to writing. A yaoi and yuri with my own touch. Please don't be too hard on me, for my brother is in the hospital with a pencil up his nose. I think it grew there he does not wash his face much you see. PG 13 for the pictures in my head.
________________The story______________________________________________________
Tai and Matt are running and skipping down the road hand in hand. For they are openly gay along with Ken. (But Ken doesn't have a boyfriend. . . yet!) They reach Matt's House and they look into each others eyes,
"Tai Darling, would you like to sleep over?" asks Matt with a bounce in his voice,
"Why I'd love to! We can make some tea and crumpets and we can watch some chick flicks!" says an enthusiastic Tai,
"No I have a better idea! Call up Ken and he can bring Davis! We can have a slumber party!"
'Wonderful I'll call him right now!"
Tai: Hello? Ken?
Ken: Speaking!
Tai: we're having a get together at Matt's house and I was wondering if you could come and bring Davis with you! We can make some Tea and Crumpets!
Ken: Why not! Besides, I heard you and Matt host smashing Box Socials! We'll be there.
*Later that evening*
::Davis and Ken are walking together::
wow thought Davis the two most popular guys are inviting me over they must finally realise how cool I am
Ken and Davis reach Matt's house and they walk in,
"Hey Davis, do you want some tea and crumpets?" asks Matt,
Hmm, must be some new trend thought Davis,
"Okay!" he takes a crumpet and pops it into his mouth. All of a sudden a warm and tingly feeling rushes over him. He looks over at Ken and says,
"Have I ever said how dashing you look in gray?" after a tedious vote the group of four decide to do yoga,
"Aw, but my heart was set on doing Taichi." whines Davis,
"Ooh! Me too!" exclaims Ken,
"Guys, we had that planned for later this night." explains Matt. Suddenly the door bursts open and there is TK Red with fury. Matt screams at him,
"TK, Get out, Get OUT! Can't you see we're having a social bonanza?!"
"No! You get out. This is MY room!!" yells TK,
"No, let him stay, he can have some Tea and Crumpets!" exclaims Ken,
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams TK and he rums out the door yelling to his mother,
"I'M GOING TO KARI'S HOUSE!" TK is running down the road thinking Man My brother was the only odd odd* one but now all of the others are too. It must be the Tea and Crumpets! he reaches Kari's house and he runs up to her room to see Kari kissing Yolei with Sora and Mimi Chanting in the background, "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" TK runs in and yells,
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What have you done to my Girlfriend???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh Hello TK," says Yolei, "Come join us! You can have some Tea and Crumpets!!!!!!!!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::TK wakes up from his very bad nightmare and goes downstairs to find his older brother in the kitchen::
"Hey," says TK, "What's for breakfast?"
"Tea and Crumpets," replies Matt,
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::TK wakes up again and goes downstairs to find Matt putting his coat on::
"Hey," says TK, "Where are you going?"
'To Tai's house, he said something about tea. . ."
The End. . . Or is it?
Of course TK is the Hero.
This is my very first humour and I'm very proud.
My sister gave me the idea.
Please Read and Review.
You probably think it's bad though.
-TK's Girl :)