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Warning: this contains spoilers for the next two books/films, so if you don't wanna have it spoiled for you then hurry up and read them you uncultured freaks!!! You heard me!!!!!!!!
(away in a manger)
Away From The Shire
Away from the shire, no hole for a house,
For to stem his hunger Gollum ate a mouse,
Arrows shot by the goblins rained down round his head,
The little bloke Frodo, asleep…but no bed.
The stingsword is glowing, the uruk hai awake,
This is the final battle t'won't be a piece of cake,
The master, lord Sauron, looks down from the sky,
Observing the proceeds through his ever-watchful eye.
Be near me my precious I ask thee to stay,
Close by me for ever, aargh! Gollum! Go away!
Bite all the little fingers to get precious back,
Oh no help, I'm falling, good balance I lack.