I do not own zelda, i wish i did but i don't.
Another thing is i was really bored when i wrote this, so please be kind in your review.

Link ran up the long set of staires, anger flairing in his eyes. He burst into the room and drew his sword.
"Alright Ganon, I've put up with your shit for too long! Come on! I'll take you down right here, Right Now!!" Ganon turned and staired at Link. Zelda just stood there. What else was she sapossed to do? She's kinda stuck in the pink crystal thingy.
"HA! Link the little Hero of Time. You know that tittle means shit, right?"
"I don't really give a fuck! I just want to beat the living shit out of you!!!"
"Fine, bring it!" Ganon changed the scenery around them and Zelda dissappered. Ganon slammed the ground and a row of blocks fell around the pillar he was on. Link just stood there in his corner, a real pissed off look in his eyes. Ganon threw a energy ball at Link took out his sword and smacked like a baseball. It flew back at at Ganon and he hurlded it back at Link. This went on for about 3 more times untill Link let down his guard and the energy zapped him.
"HAHAHAHA!!!!!" Ganon laughed. He prepared to throw another energy ball to throw at Link when he noticed that Link was just laying there.
"Huh?" Ganon flowted over to him. Link Wasn't moving untill he suddenly started to crying.
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry!!! Don't hurt me anymore!!!! WAHH!!! I want my moo cow plushie!!!!" Link cried.