Hey there! It's me….. well, here's a fan-fic of my own *puts hands in the air for celebration*. Ekhem…. Well here we go! ;D

OKAY….. we all know I don't own Naruto, if I did I think Sasuke would be here with me or Sakura and Karin would be dead! *MUHAHAHA!*

Key:

Thought

Real life

"Kisame! Get your fat arse here now!"

How I hate my life thought the most bored and lonely Akatsuki member. Itachi was alright as a partner, but being the lively outgoing man (well shark…?) he was, well…. Being pared with a ice-cube wasn't exactly ideal. But who was he to argue?

"Kisame NOW!" screeched an obviously fed up Konan.

Hm… ha! Maybe Itachi wouldn't get in her pants he thought as he sluggishly moved his feet toward his destination.

When laying his eyes on Konan, he couldn't help but chuckle as he saw her eyes wide open and the gangly red veins that surrounded them, not quite reaching her pupils.

"Shut-up shark boy!"

He was now on the floor in a flat out laughing fit. He couldn't help it. She looked funny and knowing that it was winding her made the idea of carrying on even more appealing.

He finally fell bored with laughing at the woman seeing as she wasn't responding anymore. He slowly sat up expecting a punch in the face, but was surprised when it didn't come. What the fucks going on?

He searched the room for Konan and spotted her bending over something in the corner. Letting his curiosity get the better of him, he wiped a tear from his eye (from all the laughing) and slowly approached Konan.

"What you got there Flower-chan?" he questioned, another thing he knew about Konan is that she hated being called Flower-chan.

Here it comes! He thought awaiting the explosion that normally came after that name being said.

Nothing…

The shark-man tried peeping around either side of the paper woman but every time he leant to the left so would she, and when he leant to the right, so would she!

She sniggered at his disgruntled face and he just grimaced even more.

"You really wana' know?" she teased

"YES!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Okay…but it's your responsibility now"

And with that she thrust a heavy lump in his hands. He stared at it, or rather her. She had long, thick white hair (A/N: yes white but as in a pretty white, check out the link at the end and have a look at her yourself) that was slightly wavy. Pointed cheeks and chin, slightly flushed cheeks, ruby red lips that were at this point slightly parted and the biggest blue eyes. These icy blue eyes were the only thing that gave away that she wasn't innocent like the rest of her suggested, but they promised trouble.

These eyes held mischief, power and resentment. They were framed with long lashes that would make any man fall vey hard in love with her.

She only seemed to be about 13!

His assumption was that it was a girl, but then again he, like everyone else, thought Deidara was a girl so test assumption he leaned closer to get a better look.

At this she curled up in a little ball.

"What you want me to do with her?" he asked

"Train her, Itachi said that she holds promise and power she isn't aware of"

"Why not you" he whined

"You accepted, like a fool, to look after her so good luck with you first mission. Finding out her name, she won't tell anyone"

She then stalked out of the room so that he couldn't question any more. He turned back to her and sighed seeing she was still in a ball.

This is going to be long….

Well that's my first chapter of the first fan-fic I've made up on my own. So to please show your supports please press the blue review button.

*holds up the little girl*

Please let her continue her story ;D

"Let go of me you freak!"

*drops her and runs away … fast!*

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Okay here're the links to what she looks like:

Imagine hair like this - .com/image/snow%20anime%?o=27

And eyes like this - ./imgres?imgurl=.net/fs43/300W/i/2009/100/d/4/Icy_Blue_Eyes_by_&imgrefurl=.com/forums/detail/getid/526/&usg=_l_zpqHFNtKcdq9wWeEbRETmI_E8=&h=325&w=300&sz=39&hl=en&start=14&itbs=1&tbnid=1FiZ5IVc4UAooM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Danime%2Bicy%2Bblue%2Beyes%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3Danw%26sa%3DN%26rls%:en-GB:official%26prmdo%3D1%26ndsp%3D20%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Dv

(Forget they're on a cat)