RK: I can't believe I had this on my mind for soooo long, and now I'm finally getting it off my chest!! Here is Cell Block Tango!

WARNING!!!! This story contains yaoi and very violent murder descriptions! You have been warned!!!

Ed, Edd, N', Eddy© Danny Antonucchi

Reporter and Camera Man© Ryoukitten

Cell Block Tango idea© Chicago

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Edd sat in his little jail cell, a slight smile on his face, when a female reporter came into the room. She had a camera man behind her, and she was watching the villain intensely. The former Sock-Head's face still stared at the stone floor, with a vile smile on his face. "I knew you were coming, but I didn't think it would be today. How are you, Fair Lady?" he asked, his tone almost violent in nature. The chills ran up the woman's spine, as she told her camera man to put the camera's focus on the man, who looked to be in his mid 20's.

"So Edward. I heard that you used to live in the Cul-De-Sac where my producer lived. I'm sure you know her, Miss Sarah…," before she could say more, Edd had raised his hand up to stop her.

"Of course. She was my crush before I met… Him…," he said, almost coldly. He started to think back to his younger days of trying to push the red-head away from him, yet longed to draw her closer. He was too young to admit it, but he loved her almost as much as he loved his enormous ant collection. He remembered the flower he gave her, and the times they had fought with each other. He closed his eyes tightly, and then stared at the reporter viciously.

"Did you come to ask of past loves or the reason I am here?" he said, getting the black haired reporter back on task. She nodded herself into reality, and started to get back to work. Her pen was in her hand, ready to take notes on what the criminal had to say about that fateful day.

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Kevin sat on the couch, drinking a bottle of beer, and watching sports. He lived in an old fashion like cabin with his lover. The cabin itself was done up from all of the animals he had hunted in his short lived life. Heads of bears, oxen, deer, moose, and even fish on platters, were placed neatly on the wall. In between the head of a massive black bear and an once-mighty ox, sat a shotgun used to hunt most of the animals up there.

He had his signature form; chewing gum and popping it as well. He loved to pop it loudly, even though Edd had hated it so much so. Edd had warned him about that gum before, even getting into a heated argument with fists about that gum. The boy in his late teens had gone out for a job interview, which didn't go as well as planned. Since his lover was a hunter and he was gay, the manager of the job didn't feel a great need to hire him. He let the teen down easily, but Edd took high offence to it. He caused a huge problem for them to bring in the security guards to escort him out.

He came into his home, fuming about the rough day he had. Kevin sat chewing his gum, and drinking a beer again. It seemed that the red-head never moved from that couch until hunting season came back into full bloom. Edd came in, and threw his skull cap on the ground, letting his jet black hair fall almost half way down his back. He was extremely mad, but he thought that maybe his lover would make him feel better by either telling stories of how he killed many bears with one gun, or massage his sore back.

"Kevin…," he said, almost tenderly. He strolled over to him, his shoes being removed, along with the black suit jacket he had on. It dropped to the floor, and his white tee shirt clung to him tightly. He sat in Kevin's lap, and nuzzled his neck politely. He wanted to be loved right now, since his day had thrown him through so many loops, his head was spinning.

"Yes Babe?" the elder said, not looking away from the television. Edd felt hurt.

"You know, it would be highly polite if you were to look at me, since I'm in pain," the younger said, pulling away. Kevin's eyes rolled to the boy in a dark glare, making the boy get off his lap.

"It would be nice if you had a job, so I don't have to wait until hunting season to get paid!" he sounded louder. Edd huffed.

"What is that supposed to mean?! I'm out everyday, looking for a job, only to be turned down because I'm what they call 'Gay' 'Unstable'!!" he huffed louder. Kevin popped his gum loudly. Edd's right eye twitched slightly. "And if you pop that gum one more time…!" he growled. The red- head looked at him smugly, and popped the gum very loudly.

"What are you gunna do about it?" he challenged. Biggest mistake. Edd let out a sigh of defeat, and turned to Kevin's "Hunted" wall. He grabbed the always-loaded shotgun off the wall, and walked over to Kevin. "What do you think you are going to do with that?!" the boy didn't get the chance to stand, when the gun was put to his head.

"I have warned you time and time again. Maybe this final

warning will help you understand!!" he screamed, and pulled the trigger, releasing a shot. Kevin jerked back, and fell out of the chair, blood pooling in between his eyes. He was still twitching slightly, and that's when Edd pointed the gun at the boy's head, and pulled the trigger once more. He laughed evilly. "Take this warning with you to Hell!"

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Edd stared at the reporter, who was finishing up the story the man had told her. She was finished writing, and stood to leave. "Oh one final word," he said, stopping the woman and the camera man in their tracks. "It only gets worse from here on in…"

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RK: Finished! I love being sick, I can stay home and type more! Next up; Jake Long! Muh hahahahahahaha!