Chapter one: Three weeks after surgery:
One evening Sora wasn't going to be home for another few hours and Riku was walking around the house bored, having already prepped dinner AND dessert, and finished the chapter to his latest novel, no pants on per usual when he remembered an old joke between his old friend Roxas, himself and Sora, and ran around the house finding parts to use to build a pretend sparring partner, his arms made w the broom and mop handle, his body a backwards chair, hair one of your mothers cosplay wigs, his face an upside down pot and taking off his boxers, began to jump around the chair man, penis in hand saying you wanna go punk huh, huh? WHAAAT! You can't see me I'm so fast! And sword fighting the chair man, lunging and thrusting and making sounds, when your Sora walked in.
Too shocked to speak Sora just stared at her husband mouth agape, as Riku stared back not sure what to do. Suddenly breaking to silence he, jump turns to face her completely and makes a karate sound before jumping from side to side brandishing his dick like a weapon and saying "Wanna go?" causing Sora to finally break down in mad silent giggles, and fall to the floor, causing Riku to walk towards her cauciously and poked her twice with his penis.
"Sora? Soooraaa?" He said.
Sora sitting up suddenly, shouts "Riku! What are you doing!? That's weird! Don't touch me with that!" before getting up and backing away. '
Riku, sensing a game to play starts to walk forward hips thrust forward towards her. "That's not what you were saying last night~"
"Riku I'm serious don't touch me with that!" Screams Sora as she runs, Riku in close pursuit, around the living room of their home. Sora finally running into the bathroom locks the door.
"Babe! Let me in!" Cries Riku
"Not until you put your pants on!" Comes the muffled reply from within the bathroom. A moment of silence, before Riku begrudgingly agrees and goes to put on his boxers.
Sora comes out of the bathroom to find him serving up two plates of food, he turns to her and smiles, "Wanna watch the marathon of supernatural tonight?"
*end*