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THIS STORY FEATURES DETAILS ABOUT THE RECENT SEASON OF TOTAL DRAMA, ALL-STARS. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. BEWARE. SPOILERS AHEAD.
At an old, wooden dock stood a man with perfect hair.
"Hello there viewing world, and welcome to the newest season of your favorite reality show, Total Drama!" The man, known as Chris McLean, said.
"This season, we have nineteen of your favorite TD Competitors returning for a chance at two million dollars!" Chris said, "We're taking our cast aboard a cruise liner, where we'll have challenges at sea, on the ship, and at a few destinations we missed in Season Three!"
Chris began walking to the edge of the dock, staring out at the ocean and seeing a rusty old boat in the distance.
"The rules of the game remain the same. Three teams compete against each other, people vote, people get sent home." Chris said, "But enough about the rules. Let's see who's returning for another season!"
An old bus parked near the dock, a trail of smoke following it. The doors opened and out came the first contestants.
"From the original cast, please welcome Geoff and Bridgette!"
Bridgette stood with her surfboard in her hands, Geoff standing next to her with his arm around her shoulder.
"Can you believe we're back?! I thought I was done with this show." Bridgette said to her boyfriend.
"Everyone did! That was before I added the extra moolah!" Chris chuckled.
Geoff smirked. "That's okay, dude. I would have come back anyway if it meant spending time with Bridgey." He said, leaning in to kiss her.
Bridgette looked around nervously and took a step forward.
"Alrighty then! Let's get going with those introductions!" Bridgette said.
"Huh?" Geoff asked, confused.
"Please give a warm welcome to the Queen of Mean: Heather!"
Heather stepped off the bus, her arms crossed and her eyes narrowed. "This is stupid. I told you I changed my mind McLean, you can't just keep me here!"
Chris laughed maniacally, causing Geoff and Bridgette to stare at him with bewildered expressions.
Heather rolled her eyes.
"And we can't forget our Former Delinquent, Duncy." Chris said, glaring as the boy with the mohawk stepped off the bus.
Duncan looked around at their surroundings, before seeing Chris.
"What's your problem?" Duncan asked.
"My problem is that you blew up my cottage, remember?!" Chris yelled.
"For the last time! It. Wasn't. A. Cottage!" Courtney screamed as she stepped off the bus.
Chris collected himself before saying, "Yup! Competitive overachiever Courtney is back!"
"That bus smelt like something died in there." Courtney muttered as she walked over to Bridgette.
"Hey." Bridgette said, acknowledging her friend.
"It's great to see you again, pal!" Courtney said, embracing Bridgette in a giant hug.
"Um... okay! Great, sure!" Bridgette said, slightly confused.
"Say hey to Lindsay!" Chris said.
Lindsay stepped off the bus and smiled.
"Hey guys! It's totally awesome to be here again!" She said skipping over towards Geoff.
"Hey George!" She said, waving enthusiastically.
"Hi there, Lindsay." Geoff said, "And my name is Geoff. Not George."
Lindsay giggled. "Oh yeah. I forgot."
"What don't you forget?" Gwen asked, rolling her eyes as she stepped off the bus.
"Gwen is back, too!" Chris announced.
"I didn't forget you, Gretle!" Lindsay said, defending herself.
"It's Gwen." She said, "Idiot."
"Right? She is soo dumb, huh Gwen?" Courtney said, agreeing with the goth.
Gwen rolled her eyes, leaning against the bus.
"Gwen! I've told you that I was sorry like, forty times! I totally wanted to take you to the finals back in All-Stars!" Courtney said.
"Sure. That's what they all say." The pasty girl muttured.
"No really, I meant it! I-" Courtney began, before being cut off.
"Sure, sure. You said you meant it when you told me you didn't have feelings for me on the bus." Duncan interrupted.
"I did mean that! Is your head a coconut or something? I don't like you!" Courtney said, exasperated.
"I like coconuts!" Owen said, jumping off of the bus.
"Our local trash compactor, Owen is back!" Chris cheered.
"Haha! Hey guys! It's great to see ya!" Owen said, grabbing Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen and giving them all a bear hug.
"Hi Owen," Gwen said, "You know, did I ever thank you for agreeing to take me to the final two and sticking with your word?"
"Gwen, I said I was-" Courtney began.
"You also said-" Duncan interjected.
Courtney turned around in a split second.
"Duncan, listen to me-"
"Will you all stop your little freak show?" Heather asked, "Some of us are trying to win two million dollars."
"Yeah, why don't we just try to get along?" Bridgette asked.
Owen smiled and dropped the three bickersons.
"Nice idea!" Owen agreed.
"And say hello to Tyler!" Chris said, chuckling at the drama.
Tyler stepped off the bus, flexing and winking at the camera.
Lindsay squeeled and ran to her boyfriend,embracing him in a hug.
"Hi Tyler!" Lindsay cheered.
"Hey, Linds." Tyler said happily, returning her hug.
Chris gagged at the sight at Lindsay and Tyler.
Alejandro stepped off the bus and looked at the other contestants.
"I see the competition isn't that tough this year." He said, standing away from everyone.
"Oh, just watch it, Al. I will destroy you this year." Heather growled.
"Please, you said that last year. If anything I'll destroy you." Alejandro shot back.
"But you won't destroy me. Don't think I forgot about what you did to my girlfriend." Geoff spat.
"I do not know of which you speak, Geoff. I didn't do anything to her. She tried to kiss me, remember?" Alejandro questioned.
"You manipulated me!" Bridgette replied.
"Gwen, I'm sorry!"
"I don't want to hear it, Courtney."
"Why can't we all just get along?!"
"Courtney, I know you still have feelings for me. Owen knows it, Heather knows it, we all know it."
"Never forget me again, Lindsay."
"I promise, Tyler!"
Chris cackled. "How Juicy! But save if for the rest of the season! We still have to introduce the kids from Revenge of the Island!"
"Don't forget me, Ey!" shouted a normal Ezekiel, running off of the bus.
"Oh. Why are you back?" Chris asked, disgusted.
"What do you mean, Ey? I had my lawyers send a lawsuit against you for everything you did to me!" Ezekiel said.
Chris laughed, awkwardly. "Haha, yeah..."
Ezekiel walked past the other contestants, who gave him bewildered looks and glares.
"And now onto the Revenge of the Island kids! You're favorite self-conscious people-pleaser, Zoey is back!"
Zoey stepped off the buss, rubbing her arm.
"I'm not self-conscious!" Zoey said.
"Why are you wearing a halter-top?" Heather asked.
"Why? Is it too short? Aw, I knew I should of brought a longer shirt. You still like me though, right? I mean, if this shirt makes you not like me, I can change it for-" Zoey began.
"Zoey, relax." Gwen said, "Heather's just making fun of you. Not cool, Heather."
"Whatever." Heather rolled her eyes.
"I think you look really pretty, Zoe." Lindsay said.
"Thanks, Lindsay." Zoey said.
"The Overly-Obsessive Jock is back as well!" Chris said, gestering to the bus.
Lightning jumped off the bus, flexing and winking at the camera.
"Hey there losers. No point in competing, because Lightning is here to Sha-win this season!"
Everyone rolled there eyes.
"What are all y'all Sha-scoffing at? I'm obviously the most athletic!" Lightning screeched.
Tyler pushed away from Lindsay, causing her to fall.
"What do you mean, most athletic? I'm clearly the most athletic, dude!" Tyler said.
"Ow! Tyler!" Lindsay muttered.
"Sorry, babe." Tyler said.
"The Adorable Aura-Whisperer Dawn is back, too!" Chris said, pointing towards the bus.
"I am over here, Chris." Dawn said, standing behind Bridgette and Geoff.
Bridgette screamed.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I frighten you?" Dawn asked.
"Little bit." Geoff said.
"How did you get over here?" Heather asked, staring at Dawn.
"Don't ask. It's kinda Dawn's thing." Zoey said, shurgging.
"Why is Creepy Girl back?" Lightning said, cringing.
"Your need to be the best derives from your father's lack on interest in you. You try to be the best so it can get his attention, don't you?" Dawn asked.
Lightning backed away.
"Next up, Plain and Simple Mike!" Chris said, "Also boring. I forgot to add that one."
Mike stepped off the bus, glaring at Chris, and walked over to Zoey.
"Hey there." He said, smirking.
"Hi Mike." Zoey said, giggling.
"It's great to see you again!" Mike said.
"How has it been going with all of those personalities merged with yours?" Zoey asked.
"I've been doing good." Mike said, smirking at his girlfriend.
"Give a warm welcome to Anne Maria and the former mutant fame-monger, Dakota!" Chris said.
Anne Maria stepped off the bus, spraying her hair with hairspray and glaring at Mike and Zoey.
"What?" Mike asked.
"Nothin'." Anne Maria said, walking over to stand next to Heather.
Anne Maria continued to spray her hair, causing Heather to gag on the spray.
"Do... you mind?!" Heather asked, slapping the can of hairspray out of Anne Maria's hands.
"My baby!" Anne Maria cried, running after it. "This ain't over, Gap Tooth!"
"For your information, I already had my missing tooth repaired!" Heather said, crossing her arms.
Dakota stepped off the bus. Her hair had grown to her chest, and it was it's former shade of blonde with green highlights. She was taller then she once was, and her skin was a bit more tanned.
"I see you aren't a sha-freaky mutant anymore, Attention Hog." Lightning said.
"Yup! Daddy paid for me to go to Radiation Therapy. But now daddy can't pay for anymore treatments and me must- I have to find a way to pay for them."
"Oh no! That's awful." Dawn said.
"That must be terrible, chiquita." Alejandro said, grabbing Dakota's hand and kissing it.
Dakota blushed.
"Trying to get with someone else's girlfriend now, huh?!" Geoff asked.
Alejandro rolled his eyes.
"I told you I was sorry for having a crush on Bridgette, aye!" Ezekiel said as he edged towards Anne Maria.
"Huh?" Bridgette and Geoff said in unison.
"Uh.. nothing." Ezekiel said.
"Get away from meh, you creepy weirdo!" Anne Maria said, spraying her hairspray in his face.
"My eyes!" Ezekiel screamed, falling onto the floor.
"Our farm boy, Scott!"
Scott stepped off of the bus, saw Courtney and stepped back onto the bus.
A few minutes later, Brick came out of the bus, with Scott over his shoulder.
"Let go of me!" Scott shouted.
"The private tried to escape, sir." Brick said to Chris.
"And Brick is back, too!" Chris said, "Now that you're all here, let's tour the boat!"
Chris walked up the ramp to enter the boat, and the teens followed.
Chris walked towards a room with an archway. "That there is the Dining Hall, where the losers enjoy Chef's cuisine!"
The teens peered into the dining hall where they saw Chef sharpening his knives.
"What are all y'all looking at?!" Chef shouted, throwing a butcher knife.
The teens screamed and ducked, the knife flying over their heads.
Ezekiel stood up and noticed his beanie was gone.
Everyone turned and saw Ezekiel's beanie on the wall.
"Um... let's just keep on moving.." Chris said, running.
"This here is where the losers sleep." Chris said, pointing to two doors. "One room is slightly better then the other, by the way.
"Wait. So does that mean there are three teams this time around?" Geoff asked.
"Duh." Chris muttered.
"So where do the winners sleep?" Zoey asked.
"I know Lighting is never sha-staying down here!" Lightning said.
"I'll show you!" Chris said.
Chris walked through a deck with walls painted gold. There were seven rooms and an open archway that led to a beautiful dining room.
"This is where the winners stay. Seven luxury suites and one awesome dining hall with a full all-you-can-eat buffet." Chris said. "Past the dining hall is the Living Room, where you can enjoy a lovely fireplace and cable TV!"
"This is amazing." Dakota said.
"Eh- I've seen bettah." Anne Maria shrugged.
"This is even better then the Spa Hotel!" Mike said.
"Too bad you'll never be staying here." Heather said.
"Wow! They even have crystals hanging from the ceiling!" Lindsay said.
"That's a chandelier." Courtney said, "Idiot."
"Keep on moving people we have more things to see!" Chris said.
"Here we have the main deck, where you may confess your feeling about this season. Over there next to the railing." The host said. "On the other side of the Captain's quarters is the elimination area, but you'll see that tonight, when one of you will be going home!"
Everyone gasped.
"What?! This is the first episode! How can someone be going home?!" Owen asked.
"I enjoy suspense. It's fun when no one knows when people are getting the big 'ole boot!" Chris laughed.
"There'll be reward challenges this season though, right?" Tyler asked.
"Of course!" Chris said. "Now if you just follow me, we have one more stop! The Challenge Deck, where you losers will compete when we have challenges on the ship!"
Chris walked across the deck to a staircase, and the teens followed.
Once everyone arrived, Chris opened a pair of double doors, revealing a giant game board.
The game board was multicolored and the squares were either blank or had a question mark, a fist, or a jail cell on them.
"What is this thing?" Courtney asked.
"I think it's a game board." Zoey said.
"I know it's a game board, Einstein, but why is it here?" Courtney asked.
Zoey Confessional: I don't think Courtney wanted to know what a game board was. Oh, I hope she still likes me. But what if she doesn't?! I knew I should have accepted her alliance back in All-Stars. Oh, what if she turns everyone against me! What if-
"This is your first challenge of the season. It's pretty straight-forward." Chris said, "What you have to do is roll the die. If you land on a plain square, you're safe, for now. Land on a question mark, and you have to answer an embarrassing question about yourself. Land on a fist, and you have to complete a small, but very dangerous, challenge. Refuse to do these two things, and you're out! You're also out if you step off of your square after you've finished your mini-challenge, if you land on an Action Square. Whichever three contestants finish the game first wins!"
"What about the jail cell, aye?" Ezekiel asked.
"Landing on the jail cell means you already lost the game!" Chris said.
"This seems easy enough." Alejandro said.
"Glad you think so, Alejandro! We're going alphabetically, which means you'll be going first to show us all how easy it is!" Chris said.
Alejandro cursed and grabbed the die from the floor, standing on the starting square.
Alejandro took a deep breath and threw the die.
The die spun around for a bit, before it landed on a five.
"Way to go, Al!" Owen cheered.
A shiver went up Alejandro's back and he walked forward five squares, landing on a plain green square.
"Alejandro is safe!" Chris said, "And now it's Anne Maria's turn!"
Anne Maria grabbed the die.
"You'd bettah be a six." Anne Maria muttered as she threw the die against a wall.
The die stopped on a three.
Anne Maria groaned and walked forward three steps, landing on a square with a question mark.
Chris chuckled, "Ms. Tan in a Can! You're question is: Do you still have feelings for Mike, aka, the man formerly known as Vito?"
Anne Maria stared at Chris. "How is that an embarrassing question?" She asked, "Yeah, I still like mah Vito baby."
"You know Vito is gone forever, right?" Zoey asked.
"Shut yah mouth, Princess Goody-Goody." Anne Maria spat.
"Brick, come on up!" Chris said, handing the cadet the die.
Brick Confessional: I must admit, I was pretty nervous. I mean, if I landed on a Truth square, who knows what kind of question they'd ask me?
Brick took the die into his shaking hands and threw it across the room.
The die landed on a six.
Brick walked six spaces forward, maneuvering around Anne Maria and Alejandro.
Brick examined the square he landed on and saw it was a square with fist.
"Oh no.." He muttered.
Chris chuckled, pulling out a card and reading it. He then produced a giant button from his shirt pocket. Chris smirked devilishly and pushed the button.
From the center of the game board rose a giant black box..
"Brick, you must stay in that box for fifteen seconds!" Chris said.
"No biggie. What's so scary about a box?" Brick asked.
Chris chuckled. "Oh, you'll see." Chris laughed.
Brick stared at Chris, slightly scared, before two interns came and grabbed him by the arms.
"Uh, why are they grabbing me? I-I can do this myself..." Brick said.
"Chuck! Open that door!" Chris shouted, laughing.
A tall, tan, muscular intern with blonde hair opened a door that led into the box, revealing it to be pitch black inside.
Brick began to scream and squirm.
"No! Not the dark! Please no! No, no, no, n-" Brick said, before being thrown into the box.
"Now... let's start that timer!" Chris laughed.
Both interns threw Brick into the box and stood in front of the door.
"Chris, Brick is terrified of the dark! He'll never be able to stay in there for fifteen seconds!" Zoey said.
"I just know he is freaking out right now." Dawn muttered.
"Who cares?" Heather asked, "This is Total Drama. If you aren't willing to face your fears then why be on this show."
"I don't think squatting to escape a Sumo Wrestler is really facing your fears, Heath." Geoff told Heather.
"Okay, whatever! Sumo Wrestlers are really big and fat and scary looking!" Heather growled.
"I think it's adorable that you were afraid of sumo wrestlers." Alejandro said, grabbing Heather's hand and kissing it.
Heather pulled back her arm, which caused her to elbow Lindsay.
"Oof!" She muttered.
Inside of the box, Brick was taking deep breaths.
"I can do this.. I can do this." He told himself.
Then, Brick heard the muffled voices of the other contestants.
Brick screamed, not knowing what the voices were and pushed the door open, throwing the two interns into two opposite directions.
Brick cried and ran away, his arm flailing in the air.
A buzzer went off.
"Eight seconds! Not long enough! Sargent McArthur is out of here!" Chris said. "Bridgette is next!"
Bridgette gulped.
"This is ridiculous." Bridgette said, fearing for her life.
The surfer chick grabbed the die and threw it in the air.
The die eventually settled on a one.
Bridgette walked forward one square, seeing that it was a blank blue one.
"Well.. I mean that wasn't too bad." Bridgette said, "At least I didn't have to reveal anything about myself."
The die then shifted and landed on a two.
Bridgette stared in disbelief at the die.
"Are you kidding me?" Bridgette asked, gulping and walking forward another square.
Bridgette looked down, seeing her square was one with a question mark.
"How fun! Bridgette, your question is: Who's a better kisser? Geoff or Alejandro?" Chris asked, "Or maybe it was the pole?"
Bridgette's jaw dropped. "I...um..." She said.
Geoff crossed his arms.
"It was obviously..." Bridgette said.
Alejandro raised his eyebrow and smirked, knowing he was a great kisser.
"I'm so not answering this question." Bridgette said, "It'll just start extra drama, which we don't need right now!"
"Well then, that means you are out of this game!" Chris told her, "Go stand next to Scaredy-Pants McGee."
Bridgette hung her head and walked towards Brick.
"Courtney, it's your turn!" Chris laughed. "This is the funnest board game ever."
Courtney crossed her arms. "There is no way I am doing this challenge. It'll give my presidential opponents dirt against me."
"You're boring..." Chris moaned, before snapping his finger.
The two interns grabbed Courtney, who was kicking and screaming.
"As punishment, you have to stay in a cage with a bear for one minute." Chris laughed.
"You can't do this! This is not in my contract!" Courtney screamed.
"Sorry." One tall, skinny intern with her long blonde hair in a ponytail. "We get paid to do this..."
"No time for chat, Rachel!" Chris said, clapping his hands.
The female intern rolled her eyes and she and the other intern threw Courtney into the cage.
"Mutant face, you're up!" Chris shouted at Dakota.
Dakota ran for the starting square and picked up the giant die.
"I hope I get a blank square..." Dakota said to herself, as Courtney screamed in the background.
Dakota threw the dice and it landed on a four.
Dakota walked four paces and saw her square was an Action Square.
"Fame-monger! You're challenge is to... Move forward ten squares?" Chris said, quizzically, "Alright, whoever wrote this is soo fired!"
Dakota clapped her hands and ran ten squares forward, landing on a plain pink square.
"Dakota is currently in the lead!" Chris said, "With Alejandro in second and Anne Maria in third. Meanwhile, Brick, Bridgette, and Courtney-"
"Get me out of here!" A bruised Courtney screamed as she reached her hands out between the cage bars.
The bear then pulled her back in, as she screamed.
"Dawn, you-" Chris started, before seeing Dawn was already meditating on the start pad.
"Hmm? Oh, is it my turn?" Dawn asked, throwing the die into the air.
Before the die even landed on the floor, Dawn walked forwards three spaces.
The die then landed on three.
There was silence in the deck.
Dawn Confessional: Call it an intuitive guess, if you'd like. I kind of knew it would land on three.
"Dawn, your question is: Who do you despise most in this cast?" Chris asked.
"Scott, obviously." Dawn said.
"... That was anti-climactic." Scott said, crossing his arms.
Dawn rolled her eyes before meditating on her square.
"Duncan!" Chris said, "Get on up here, Cottage Destroyer!"
"I said I was sorry like, twice." Duncan said, rolling his eyes as he threw the die.
The die settled on a six.
Duncan walked forwards six squares.
"Duncan, your challenge is: Stay in a room with Staci telling you all about her family tree for a minute!" Chris said.
The door to the bear cage opened and Courtney came out, bruised, scratched and terribly injured.
"That's a good look for you, Court." Heather said.
Courtney raised her arm. "No... Insults... Too-Ugh." She said, her face falling to the floor.
"Um... Medic?" Chris said.
Three interns entered with a gurney and laid Courtney down in it, strolling her away.
The bear cage lowered into the ground, and a few seconds later a room with glass walls arose, with Staci sitting in a chair, waving.
An intern opened the door to the room and threw Duncan inside.
"Now, let's follow Duncan for a few minutes before switching to our next cast member." Chris said in a low whisper.
Over the intercom, Staci's voice could be heard.
"...Ya, did you know my great-great-great Aunt Nora invented doors? Before her people had build a house around themselves. And when it was done, they couldn't get out. Terrible." Staci jabbered. "And my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Uncle Jake invented pants! Before him people wore just their underwear. How scary."
"Five more seconds and Duncan advances.." Chris said.
"Five."
"Oh and my great, great, great, great.."
"Four..."
"Great Uncle Cleveland invented toothpicks!"
"Three..."
"Before him people had food stuck in their teeth all the time!"
"Two..."
"Oh! And my Aunt Les-"
"One!" Chris announced. "Duncan! You've advanced!"
Duncan walked out of the room, leaving the door wide open, completely unfazed by Staci.
"Oh, going so soon? You haven't even heard about my great-great-great-"
And with that, Staci and the glass room were lowered into the floor.
"How did you survive that girl's constant talking, eh?" Ezekiel asked.
"What?" Duncan asked.
Duncan Confessional: Okay, so I had ear buds in my ears. *Takes out earbuds* What's the big deal? Chris didn't say how I had to survive that girl's constant talking.
"I said-" Ezekiel started up again.
"Anyways! Freakzekiel, you're up next!" Chris said, pushing Ezekiel towards the starting pad.
"Uh, okay, eh." Ezekiel said, smirking devilishly.
Ezekiel threw the die in the air and it landed on a six when it fell back down.
"What?! How did you manag- Nevermind. Ezekiel, your challenge is to go up three spaces." Chris said, "I really hate these cards.."
Ezekiel smirked and pushed passed everyone to the ninth square, which was blank.
"So Dakota is currently in the lead, with Ezekiel in second, Duncan in third, Alejandro in fourth, and Anne Maria and Dawn are tied for fifth." Chris said, "Meanwhile, Brick, Bridgette, and Courtney are out."
"Party Boy! You're next!" Chris announced.
Geoff, grabbed the die and threw it into the air. The die spun around a bit before landing on a seven.
"Um... Why is there a seven on this die, man?" Geoff asked, confused.
"Well I thought it was going too slow. So I brought in a twenty-sided die to make time go faster!" Chris said.
Geoff shrugged, and walked forward seven spaces.
Geoff examined the square he was on, and saw it was a plain white square.
Geoff Confessional: Wow, it's a little cold out here. You have no idea how awesome it is to be back! I've been sidelined for three seasons! It was getting kind of ridiculous.
"Gwen! You get to go next!" Chris said, throwing the die at her.
The die hit Gwen on the side of the face, with the side facing up being a four.
"Gwen, you're challenge is: Well, it really isn't a challenge... But you've been sent to Prison. Which means you are out of here!" Chris laughed.
"Great. Just great." Gwen mumbled, crossing her arms and standing next to Bridgette.
"Heather!" Chris said,"You can go next. Or you can quit."
Heather grabbed the twelve-sided die from Chris and threw it against the wall.
The die landed on a ten.
Heather moved forwards ten squares, landing on a blank pink square.
"Take that, losers." Heather said, triumphantly.
"Heather takes second! Which means Ezekiel gets third, Geoff gets fourth, Duncan gets fifth, Alejandro gets sixth, and Anne Maria and Dawn tie for seventh. Meanwhile, Dakota is still in first, with fourteen squares!" Chris announced, "And now it's Lightning's turn!"
Lightning pushed past Zoey and Mike, causing them both to fall to the floor.
"The Lightning is Sha-ready!" He said, grabbing the die and throwing it into the center of the board.
The die settled on a twelve.
Lightning pushed past everyone as he ran forward twelve squares.
"Ow!"
"Hey!"
"Watch it!"
Lightning skidded towards the twelfth square and saw it had a jail cell on it.
"Aw, Crap!" Lightning shouted, walking towards the other losers.
"Lindsay, you're next!" Chris said.
"Okay!" Lindsay said, walking towards the exit.
Two interns then grabbed her and turned her in the other direction.
"Oh! Thanks!" Lindsay chirped.
The blonde then walked towards the starting pad.
"Do we even know if she can maneuver a die?" Heather asked.
"Why don't you just sit out, gorgeous. We all know you'll get out anyways." Duncan said, softly.
Lindsay hands turned into fists and she grabbed the die and threw it against the wall with all of her might.
Lindsay Confessional: Just because I might not be the strongest, or the smartest competitor doesn't mean that I'm not a force to be wrecking with!
The die landed on eleven.
Lindsay walked towards the eleventh square and noticed it was an action square.
"Your challenge is to stay in the boxing ring with Chef for thirty seconds!" Chris said.
From the ground, a boxing ring rose, with Chef already inside.
Lindsay gulped and walked towards the ring.
"Lindsay!" Tyler said, "You don't have to do this!"
"Oh, I hope she'll be okay." Zoey said.
"That girl is going to die." Gwen muttered.
Lindsay entered the ring, unsure of what to do.
An intern then rang the bell.
"What was that?" Lindsay asked.
"You going down, Blondie!" Chef shouted.
Lindsay screamed, and crouched.
Chef, running at full force, didn't notice that Lindsay crouched into a little ball until it was too late.
Chef tripped over Lindsay and fell out of the ring.
Lindsay looked around. "Is it over?"
Everyone looked around in disbelief.
Lindsay Confessional: Told you I was a force to be wrecking with.
"Wow.." Chris said, "Anyways, Mike is up next.."
Lindsay jumped out of the ring and skipped over to her square.
"Sorry, Chef!" She said, as she passed him.
"Ah..sousueper..." Chef muttered, barely conscious
Mike walked towards the starting pad.
He grabbed the die and threw it. The die landed on a fifteen.
Mike walked forward, past many of the contestants and landed on the fifteenth square, an action square.
"Mike, your challenge is to kiss Anne Maria!" Chris said, smirking devilishly.
"What?!" Anne Maria, Zoey, and Mike asked in unison.
"Mike, you can't! It's Anne Maria!" Zoey cried.
"What's dat suppposed ta mean, Red?" Anne Maria asked.
"You know what that means!" Zoey said.
Anne Maria growled. "That's it!"
Anne Maria jumped off of her square and tackled Zoey to the ground.
"Ow! Hey! Ouch-Augh! Hey! Take it easy!" Zoey cried, before she began to fight back.
"Ah! Hey, watch da hair, bozo! Ouch-Owie! Eeck!" Anne Maria responded.
"This is too good." Heather squealed.
"Oh no, please don't fight. It's causing negative energy!" Dawn cried.
"Ooh! Girl fight!" Lightning cheered.
"You two are totally immature." Courtney said as she rolled her eyes.
Mike ran to the two girls and pulled them apart.
"Hey! Relax!" Mike said, "Chris, I'm not doing the challenge if it means Zoey gets upset."
"Aww, thanks Mike!" Zoey said, before glaring at Anne Maria.
Anne Maria rolled her eyes.
"Alrighty then! Mike and Anne Maria are out!"
"What? Why am I out?!" Anne Maria asked.
"No matter how entertaining it was, you stepped off of your square! Which means you're out! Go join the other losers."
Mike walked over with Anne Maria walking behind him.
"Lousy Red, making me lose the stupid game.." She mumbled.
"Owen, you're next!"
Owen clapped and ran towards the starting pad. "Awesome! This is going to be so much fun!"
Owen grabbed the die and threw it in the air.
The die landed on nineteen.
Owen clapped his hands and ran to the nineteenth square.
Owen observed the square and saw it was blank.
"This is soo awesome, man! Woooo!" Owen cheered, jumping up and down.
"Owen takes the lead!" Chris cheered, "And Scott is next!"
Scott rolled his eyes and grabbed the die and threw it.
"This is nothing! One time, My Uncle Clevis made me stand outside in the rain with a metal pole! I got electrocuted twice!" Scott challenged.
The die landed on an eighteen.
Scott walked to the eighteenth square and saw it was a jail square.
"*Bleep*!" Scott cried. "This crappy game is rigged!"
"Tyler, come up here, buddy!" Chris said, throwing the die at the jock.
Tyler, who wasn't paying attention looked toward Chris. "What?"
The die then hit Tyler in the face.
"Tyler!" Lindsay cried from her square.
The side of the die facing upwards was seventeen.
"Seventeen spaces! Not bad, Tyler!" Chris said.
Tyler smirked and ran seventeen squares forward.
"Woohoo!" He cried as he landed on a truth square.
"Tyler! You're question is: Have you ever had romantic interactions with any other female in the Total Drama cast?" Chris asked.
"What?! No way!" Tyler said.
"Are you sure?" Chris pondered.
"Yes, I'm sure, guy!" Tyler responded, slightly insulted.
Tyler Confessional: I would never cheat on Lindsay! She's my dream girl!
"Are you positive?" Chris asked.
"I don't have to take this!" Tyler said, stepping off of the square and walking over to the other losers.
"Zoey, you're up!" Chris laughed.
Zoey ran to the starting pad.
The red-head grabbed the die and threw it.
The die landed on a twenty.
Zoey walked forward twenty squares.
She looked down and saw it was an action square.
"Zoey, you have to wrestle a shark!" Chris chuckled.
"Bring it!" Zoey cried.
From the middle of the board, a giant tank rose, revealing Fang.
Zoey ran to the tank and climbed up the ladder leaned against it.
"Wish me luck!" Zoey cried as she jumped into the tank.
Fang immediately jumped onto Zoey, dragging her down.
Zoey turned and kicked Fang in the stomach.
Zoey pounced onto Fang, pulling out his loose tooth and throwing it to the bottom of the tank.
Fang gasped and dove for his tooth.
Zoey swam after him and grabbed his nose, throwing him against the glass of the tank.
Fang then collapsed to the bottom of the tank.
Zoey swam up towards the top of the tank and jumped out.
"The People Pleaser takes first!" Chris announced.
Zoey walked towards her square.
"And that's all we have for the first episode of the season!" Chris cheered. "With nine contestants out and ten contestants still in, who will win the gameboard challenge and who will win and get their long-awaited revenge? Come back next week for a brand new episode of Total Drama: A Season at Sea!"