Prologe-
AXOLOTL" The yellow nacho demon yelled. Stan smirked as his memories faded
"MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN"
"I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER"
"THAT I MAY RETURN" He faded from existence, appearing in front of a tartan background. The God, Axolotl, or Alex Hirsch to his friends, sat there stroking his brown beard. The demon was shocked at his human form, but still stood, trying to bow to show his respect. Alex, after all was the creator of the universe.
"William Cipher, you may be a pain in my beard, but you were almost impossible to make, so why would I destroy you? Said the great God. "I shall have you placed in a new body, with all your powers because, as I have already said, they were hard to create, because of said powers. However, William, I shall be torchering you nicly- very nicly" Alex laughed, and snapped his fingers. A red smoke surrounds the almighty being, and he felt his molecules be rearranged (anyone who can tell me what that was a reference to gets ten virtual cookies (::)) Bill, for the first time since his creating, passed out. Alex smiled, he would enjoy watching this- he would enjoy watching it a lot.
When Bill awoke, he was aware of the extra limbs he hadn't had before, as well as the decrees of his height. He was in a small brown box, with an blank envelope. Outside the box was a damp floor that the box was sucking up, and two red walls, patterned with bricks. He attempted to float, but found he couldn't, causing his to do something he'd never done in his billions of years of existence- he cried! He was wailing his head off, when two people walked down- a man and a woman. Both had brown hair and blue eyes, and both looked similar to someone Bill knew, but he couldn't but his finger on it.
"Freddie- look- a baby!" exclaimed the women
"i can see that, Maddie, but what shall we do with her?" spoke the man, who must be Freddie. Bill scowled.
"i am not a girl!" he shouted, but it cacame out as garbags
'oh, but you are, William, or should I say Wilhelmina Cypher' Bill reconised that voice- Axolotl!