The Millennium Falcon careens through the universe. A faint screaming could be heard even from outside the well-fortified ship, even though in space no one is supposed to hear you scream. "omg I can't believe I did it!" Luke thought to himself. "Artoo its fine, stop making that noise." He said while kicking the little trash can like droid. He chuckled to himself. "I bet Han would've never guessed that I would actually steal his ship and use the Force to see how far it would go." That was because Han wasn't actually serious; he told Luke to do that to get rid of him for the five minutes he needed to bang Leia. He thought Luke would never be able to figure out the password to turn the hunk of junk on. It actually took about two minutes. "420blazeiterryday69. Ha ha that Han" Luke said to himself "though I still don't know what it means."
Betty Monroe's wedding had just ended, and for some reason Brad Majors decided to propose to his girlfriend Janet right then. She stared at the diamond on her finger with a smile plastered on her face as he sang to her, using a swear she knew the lord would not approve of that rhymed with her name. He looked at her expectantly, and she knew she had to add a verse or say something. "Ohhh…It's nicer than Betty Monroe had!" She exclaimed. He beamed his stupid smile.
The Falcon entered our solar system. "Woah maybe we went a little too far, buddy." Luke said to the lifeless shell of Artoo. The trip was too much for the droid.
"I…" The two white people sang to each other.
The ship dove into Earth's atmosphere, right smack into North America.
"Love…" Janet looked at her left hand, at the ring that would seal her fate for the rest of her life.
"Y-" SMASH. The ship landed right on top of Brad, in front of a stunned Janet, taking out half of the tiny chapel they were in. The door opened, and Luke strolled off of the ramp.
"Hey there!" He waved to the shaking young woman.
"You." She muttered, pointing a shaking hand to Luke. "You…" She pointed to the Falcon. Her hand then went down to the ever widening pool of blood under the ship. "BRAD?" She looked like she was about to faint.
"Whoops, uh…" Luke said, thinking quickly. "Ummm, you're pretty cool with this." He said as he waved his hand in front of her face. A smile soon crept across her rosy cheeks.
"I'm pretty cool with this." She said. "And I'm pretty cool with you." She said flirtatiously as she walked towards him.
"Heh heh, wow." He said as scratched the back of his floofy head and blushed.
"Where're you from, spaceman?" She said as she played with his jump suit collar. Apparently the mind trick worked too well, though Luke's penis didn't seem to mind.
"Uh…space." He said.