Shizuo's Journal

Hello there~! So, there are TONS of amnesiac! Izaya or amnesiac! Shizuo fics out there, but none of them (that I have seen) say ANYTHING about brain damage. So this idea is both original and not. Oh well. And sorry to anyone expecting an Apostasy update, chapter 8 is fighting me! IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE WRITTEN! I'm about 1/3 done and I'm doing my best. Sorry.

Forgive me for making Shizuo's writing so stupid…. I don't actually think he writes like this…..

Disclaimer: If I owned it I wouldn't have to write fanfiction, now would I?

Spoilers: None yet.

Warning: This is gonna hurt your brain trying to figure out what the hell Shizuo is trying to say. Sorry.

Summary: Shizuo was in a horrible 'aksident' and can't remember anything. Now 'som doktur guy shinra' is 'moneturing his condeshun'. He is generally 'enuied' by the all of them: Celty, Shinra and Izaya, the 'tree peepel' he wakes to find in his hospital room. Will Shizuo ever return to his normal self?

Entry 1

I wok up today real confused. ther was tree peepel in my room an my room dident lok lik my room.

my room iz prety mesy most times acept landry day. the room I wok up in was wit pyor wit an ther was just me, the litel wit bed, an celty, shinra, an izaya. they smiled at me, but the dident realy lok hapy. the doktur guy namd shinra intradused al them to me. I sayd hi but I was uncumfertuble. were was I I askd them. they stop smilen. probly upset them somhow. ops.

ur in the hosputle shinra sayd. u wer in a aksident he sayd. o I sayd. I was kinda skared but I try an lok brav. I dunt want them to c me skared cens I dunt realy no them.

ul b ok tho shinra sayd probly tryen to mak me fel betur. then he tells me al abot wat hapend but I dunt realy wana no. Im stil skared, its scary an I just dunt listen. he just wunt shut up tho. celty who for som reson dident tak of the helmet she was wering wen she was insid the hosputle was holden her hands on her chest lik shes sad. I dident men to mak anyon sad I fel lik I shud say sory but for wat?

this iz to scary an im so confused. wen shinra stopd talken he gav me a journal. It says Shizuos Journal on it so its min. shinra gav me a pen an sayd to rite my felens an thots in it. he sayd its to monetur my condeshun.

I dunt no how this wil help me but im doen it anyway. o wel.

an now im mad cuz shinra an celty left the room so I cud b alon but Izaya wunt lev. hes redden ovur my sholdur rite now.

he red wat I just rote an left kwik loken mad to. gud. he was enuing.

wel that's al I can think of rite now so il stop now. stil dunt c the point of a journal tho.

-Shizuo

Just wanna let you guys know, my computer thinks I'm dyslexic now… Going back to INSERT errors instead of remove them…. Anyway, here are some of the words that may have been a bit harder to understand:

Acept=Except

Landry=Laundry

Pyor=Pure

Wit=White

Intradused=Introduced

Uncumfertuble=Uncomfortable

Ops=Oops

Cens=Since

Tryen=Trying

Betur=Better

Felens=Feelings

Thots=Thoughts

Monetur=Monitor

Condeshun=Condition

Redden=Reading

Kwik=Quick

Loken=Looking

Gud=Good

Enuing=Annoying