AN: Song parody set to the tune of Mika's "Toy Boy"
"I'm a human girl
in the spirit world.
Will you please leave me alone?
I think I'm gonna hurl...
Lost my mom and dad
before my eyes.
Now I wanna find a hole
where I can cry.
"Haku acts so bipolar.
What a large baby-stroller.
Of kid-angst, I'm a wellspring.
I feel like Kami's plaything...
"It's a cruel cross
that I have to bear.
If you really freak me out,
then you'll set off my hair.
"More than just a kid with a job to do—
I'm here to make friends with scary spirits too!
"But Yubaba thought there was something odd.
That stink-spirit seems more like a river god.
It's a serious thing to be given gold,
but true comrades can't be simply bought and sold.
"Haku has lung edema,
gonna go see Zeniba,
Kamaji's sentimental,
and No Face just went mental...
"She's a mean old hag that just transcends words,
hurt my dragon friend with all her paper birds.
And then, for no reason, Haku's okay.
Did I mention this train only goes one way?
"Well she changed three heads into baby Boh.
A hostage situation is the way to go.
'You're as much a mouse as you want to be',
(See, Zeniba's not actually an enemy ^_^).
"Now, there's just one more test left.
If I fail, I'll be bereft
of my father and mother.
"I'd say they're somewhere 'other'..."
"On a long, lost day when 'now' will be 'then,'
you'll be sitting, thinking of your old friend Sen.
When your youngest child's wondering what to be,
tell her the story of a girl like me."